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New Psych fic. Was very daring and titled something in a different format than usual 😂

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Just dropping that while I'm a bit behind in uploads, most of my White Collar fic is available on ffn, plus all my old House MD shit

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Funny story: my username for AO3 and thus my fic author Tumblr is Rileyspork bc I'm nonbinary and I was working on figuring out a name. And like so many enbies I tried on Riley for a bit. But I needed something else to pair it with. So I figured, "sporks are nonbinary" 😂

this is so funny.

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OP this is my best "fix it" for that. It's a bit into a longfic but

Welcome back to “Ive read so much white collar fanfiction that i know most of the plot points and twists but Im actually watching the show for the first time” train and can I just say HOLY SHIT?!?!? Like I knew James Bennett was a slimy motherfucker who could rot in god forsaken hell but I was not prepared for the amount of actual canonical emotional devastation that he puts Neal through first.

Like, don’t get me wrong, I love me some fics that put my boy through some really serious angst that the show sometimes skims over BUT THIS WAS NOT SKIMMING OVER IT AND IM LIVID

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Just realized I never posted that I finished it lmao

Starting to post my first multi chapter Psych fic

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do i even need to say it?

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Y'all might like this fic

Lassie: Spencer, of course you're here, how about you just let police do their damn jobs and stopped getting in the way all the time?

Shawn, midst of a migraine: How about I tell you to fuck off in 5 different languages instead.

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The only AI fic I will ever post: I asked Google's AI to write a White Collar fic about how stealing from artists is wrong, and it was so, so on the nose...

Peter Burke sighed as he looked at the painting in front of him. It was a beautiful work of art, but he knew that it was a fake. Neal Caffrey had made it, and Peter was going to have to tell him that it was wrong.

He found Neal in his office, working on another painting. "Neal," he said. "I need to talk to you."

Neal looked up from his work. "What is it, Peter?" he asked.

"I know about the painting," Peter said. "The one you made."

Neal's face fell. "Oh," he said. "I was hoping you wouldn't find out."

"I know it's tempting," Peter said. "But stealing from artists is wrong."

"I know," Neal said. "But it's not like I'm hurting anyone. I'm just making copies of paintings that are already out there."

"But it's still wrong," Peter said. "The artists put a lot of time and effort into their work, and they deserve to be paid for it."

Neal sighed. "I know," he said. "You're right. I'm sorry."

"It's okay," Peter said. "I know you didn't mean to do anything wrong."

"I'll never do it again," Neal said.

"I know you won't," Peter said. "Now, why don't you finish that painting? I'm sure it's going to be a masterpiece."

Neal smiled. "Thanks, Peter," he said. "I will."

Peter watched as Neal went back to work on his painting. He knew that Neal was a good artist, and he was proud of him for wanting to make a living from his work. But he also knew that Neal needed to learn to do it the right way.

Peter turned and walked out of the office, confident that Neal would never steal from artists again.

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Starting to post my first multi chapter Psych fic

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Added a 15k epilogue to my 60k slow burn Neal/Peter/Elizabeth fic

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This one ai-less october prompt ate my brain. Btw this has a main character using AAC. I know it isn't exactly perfect. I tried to err on the side of showing assisted speech as equally as possible with spoken speech but I know there are limitations especially with access and program capabilities that this doesn't reflect. Very glad to listen to any feedback!