“Vladimir’s Poutine”... A Quebecois tradition with a lil’ Soviet flair...
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I basically work in a cave, so I get the best view when people lean on our railing... butts. So. Many. Butts.
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This throwback photo of my mom looks like Linda Belcher. Scratch that... my mom basically is Linda Belcher, especially since my dad is named Bob. Alriiiiiiiight!
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Bert Cooper knows where it’s at.
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I need one with five pockets for all of my cats... in like 2 years...
The Mewgaroo Sweatshirt Lets You Be A Kangaroo Mom To Your Pet
You may have seen cats on leashes and dogs in strollers before. Pet owners will do just about anything to get close to their animals, and a new product from Japanese retailer Unihabitat totally enables the behavior.
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If I ever put out an advice book...
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So, my boo-rrito and I like to make up restaurant names... Here’s “Fleetwood Mac (and Cheese)”. Preferably, it will open up in Fleetwood, NY.
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I work in a boutique and like to entertain myself by writing messages on receipts... My boss still has no idea.
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HELLO!
Welcome to an archive of my junk! Since no one wants to give me a job as an archivist, I decided to start my own! On the Internets!
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