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yfip: noel kreiss

suggests we keep the time traveling thing on the down-low but then starts asking what year it is to the first rando he meets in a new place

is determined to fight every behemoth he sees

makes fun of Mog

parks himself on the giant roulette wheel in Serendipity and is perfectly content to keep spinning round and round on it until I leave the area

paces passive-aggressive circles around me while I spend half an hour playing Brain Blast

gets stuck in a loop of trying to jump onto the roof with the Wild Artefact in Oerba 200 AF even though he should know you can only make that jump while on a chocobo

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You know, the sad face on the tree somehow encompasses my feelings. It was cold and rainy, but we were matching today in Philly!

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This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

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The great treasure of the Three Portions of An

Riddle-Master secret santa gift for @ailavyn-siniyash

One part of what was supposed to be a pair -- unfortunately, I got sick and was unable to finish it! Once I get through some of my backlog, I intend to put the other half together. In the meantime, I hope you like it!

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this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨

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ways to make carrie fisher proud 

age without apologies 

don’t apologize for mental illness

make mental illness okay

fight dictators and evil empires

never apologize for being you

be fierce 

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Nothing can ever change that. 

insp.

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When I was in school, one of my art teachers used to say “this world needs more creators. There’s more than enough destroyers in the world today.”

Just a reminder, if you create anything–art, writing, food, machines, ideas, equations, knits, tools, gardens–the world needs you.

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The two Jehovah’s Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don’t even have a joke to make about this, guys. I just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I’m constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It’s really somethin’.

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i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

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If you’re looking for last-minute geeky holiday gifts and stocking stuffers, or even just something extra for you, there’s still time! Last day to order for guaranteed Christmas shipping in my store will be Saturday, December 17. Shop here!

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Got my grubby hands on the Kyle T Webster brush megapack and I am loving them!

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reach up to the sky

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I can’t believe I forgot to post this!! My contribution to the Spread the Love Charity Zine, which is sweet and delightful and only $5 on Gumroad!

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What if the reason why Yurio hated Yuuri so much it’s because Yuuri destroyed his ass on that break dance battle??

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2006 vs 2016: art edition! Apparently I didn’t put much of my stuff online in 2006 (or I got rid of a lot of it)! It, uh. It’s probably for the best.

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Commissions are open! Please read the details above for info.

My situation this week means I need an extra means of income and will be leaving these available for the rest of the month (or longer.) I appreciate any and all consideration here – every little bit helps!

All commissions digital only and for non-commercial use.

I can provide a rough concept shot beforehand on request if you would like to make sure of anything before paying.

Any way of contact listed here works just fine. You can also direct message me on twitter.

Thanks!