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Here’s another one of these things
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As they said in their Spotify ads
“It comes from New York”
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A new tounge twister
George Washington watching George Washington while George Washington watches George Washington watch George Washington
#tongue twister#george washington#money#shitpost#random shit#shitposting#idk what else to tag#funny post
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I’ve been playing Balatro for a couple days now and I’m starting to see playing cards when I close my eyes
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They’ll cheddar see it coming
#rat holding a grenade#ratposting#shitpost#random shit#shitposting#slim shady#idk what else to tag#photoshop#not really photoshop I used a phone app called union#puns#humor
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I usually wake up at around 8 or 9 in the morning but today I woke up at 11:35
Am I finally becoming a young adult?
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Found a reverse color Perry the Platapus
#perry the platypus#phineas and ferb#he needs a hat#shitpost#random shit#shitposting#idk what else to tag
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Did I ever mention that I like to listen to Bo Burnham?
#bo burnhan#bo burnam inside#spotify#spotify wrapped#random shit#funny#idk what else to tag#that is over 4 days total of listening to him#shitpost#shitposting
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Imagine Luke Skywalker wearing this in Return of the Jedi
#star wars#anakin skywalker#luke skywalker#shitpost#random shit#shitposting#idk what else to tag#humor#funny#t shirt
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A guy named Richard whose catchphrase after he Triumphs over someone else “Get Dicked!” (He doesn’t know what that really means)
#shitpost#random shit#humor#funny#shitposting#funny post#idk what else to tag#funny humor#funny memes#meme
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“How about we all light ourselves on fire and die?”
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Why did my post in two sentence horror stories get deleted 🥺
#I didn’t try in the slightest#shitpost#random shit#shitposting#idk what else to tag#reddit#two sentence horror#terrible attempt#intentionally shit
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I’m so done with school that I’m starting to plan how I’ll procrastinate for later assignments
#shitpost#random shit#shitposting#idk what else to tag#im done#school#college#humor#funny#funny humor#funny post#meme#funny memes
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You don’t like non-canon shipping because you’re mean.
I don’t like non-canon shipping because I’m aromantic.
We are not the same.
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Jupous
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The rest of the world because of plastic pollution:
Some random ass sea fungus that’s able to decompose polyethylene:
Source: https://www.yahoo.com/news/scientists-discover-plastic-eating-marine-180000502.html#:~:text=As%20detailed%20on%20Phys.org,plastic%20waste%20in%20our%20oceans.
#shitpost#humor#random shit#funny#funny post#shitposting#idk what else to tag#funny humor#funny memes#meme#I’m sorry I used soyjak#i regret nothing#plastic pollution#sea#sea fungus#pollution#plastic
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