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The rest of the world because of plastic pollution:

Some random ass sea fungus that’s able to decompose polyethylene:

Source: https://www.yahoo.com/news/scientists-discover-plastic-eating-marine-180000502.html#:~:text=As%20detailed%20on%20Phys.org,plastic%20waste%20in%20our%20oceans.

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Me earlier: I think I want some fudge, I could go for something chocolately

Me 30 seconds later:

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I don’t have a girlfriend, how do I survive?

Pinterest.

Lots of Pinterest

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Another one

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ACAB

Assigned Crab At Birth

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Me seeing myself in the reflected part of the urinal

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Why the fuck did hackers have to ransom the community college I’m going to this summer’s network the day before my final

I’m already stressed enough about the test

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The snake has put up a $1000 reward for whoever murdered their lover

A snake slithers into a bar

The bartender asks, “are you venomous?”

The snake replies “kiss me and find out”

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Later that night the bartender was found dead in the streets of Atlanta

A snake slithers into a bar

The bartender asks, “are you venomous?”

The snake replies “kiss me and find out”

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A snake slithers into a bar

The bartender asks, “are you venomous?”

The snake replies “kiss me and find out”

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What would keeping a gay face even look like?

is it keeping a straight face if you're gAY

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Statistics state that 1 out of every 2 people shower with the lights off

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What on earth was I going on about?

*Some context, sometimes when I get ideas I text myself and I have no idea what I was thinking about with this*

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Would you believe me if I said I was mentally healthy

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“What if it was called ‘Freak-mail’ instead of e-mail”

What if you had a coherent thought for once instead of spewing things out like a ai bot on advil?

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There once was a ship that went to sea

And it almost sank immediately

Because it was made by Boeing

What’s their f*cking problem?