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Me eating lunch then seeing the elf steal yet another one of my belongings before disappearing before my eyes

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Here’s another one of these things

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As they said in their Spotify ads

“It comes from New York”

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A new tounge twister

George Washington watching George Washington while George Washington watches George Washington watch George Washington

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I’ve been playing Balatro for a couple days now and I’m starting to see playing cards when I close my eyes

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They’ll cheddar see it coming

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I usually wake up at around 8 or 9 in the morning but today I woke up at 11:35

Am I finally becoming a young adult?

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Found a reverse color Perry the Platapus

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Did I ever mention that I like to listen to Bo Burnham?

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Imagine Luke Skywalker wearing this in Return of the Jedi

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my meal

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A guy named Richard whose catchphrase after he Triumphs over someone else “Get Dicked!” (He doesn’t know what that really means)

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“How about we all light ourselves on fire and die?”

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Why did my post in two sentence horror stories get deleted 🥺

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I’m so done with school that I’m starting to plan how I’ll procrastinate for later assignments

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You don’t like non-canon shipping because you’re mean.

I don’t like non-canon shipping because I’m aromantic.

We are not the same.

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Jupous