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Found a reverse color Perry the Platapus

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Did I ever mention that I like to listen to Bo Burnham?

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Imagine Luke Skywalker wearing this in Return of the Jedi

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my meal

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A guy named Richard whose catchphrase after he Triumphs over someone else “Get Dicked!” (He doesn’t know what that really means)

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“How about we all light ourselves on fire and die?”

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Why did my post in two sentence horror stories get deleted 🥺

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I’m so done with school that I’m starting to plan how I’ll procrastinate for later assignments

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You don’t like non-canon shipping because you’re mean.

I don’t like non-canon shipping because I’m aromantic.

We are not the same.

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Jupous

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The rest of the world because of plastic pollution:

Some random ass sea fungus that’s able to decompose polyethylene:

Source: https://www.yahoo.com/news/scientists-discover-plastic-eating-marine-180000502.html#:~:text=As%20detailed%20on%20Phys.org,plastic%20waste%20in%20our%20oceans.

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Me earlier: I think I want some fudge, I could go for something chocolately

Me 30 seconds later:

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I don’t have a girlfriend, how do I survive?

Pinterest.

Lots of Pinterest

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Another one

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ACAB

Assigned Crab At Birth

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Me seeing myself in the reflected part of the urinal