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R.I.P Lily Evan’s you would’ve loved Mamma Mia the musical
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James: Hey Moony, can I borrow a sweater?
Remus: Sure…but why are you going to Pads’s closet?
James: Because that’s where all your sweaters are
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I love the idea that Barty is actually brilliant and so smart like he is actually a genius but makes the stupidest decisions because he thinks it'll be funny. Like yeah I'll start a dumpster fire with chemicals there that could kill a village alone but hey I need a new plot for the week so here we are. I think Evan is a burnt out gifted kid saying fuck you to the world and also thinks all these decisions are funny so he's along for the ride and damn does he think Barty looks hot in the lighting of the dumpster fire so. They definitely kissed in front of it then ran like their lives deepened on it because yes their lives in fact did depend on it
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toss - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 187
"So," Pandora said Regulus and his friends lounged in his dorm, a grin flitting along her angelic face. "How're things, Reg? Still single?"
Regulus frowned, not sure what Pandora was referring to. "Yes. Pandora, I see you every day. Don't you think you'd know if I was suddenly dating someone?"
"Oh sure," she nodded, turning to Barty without a word. "Hey, Bee?"
"Yes?" Barty asked innocently, grinning suspiciously as well.
"Is this yours?" she asked, fluttering her eyelashes, holding something Regulus couldn't see.
"Toss it here," Barty replied lightly, holding out his hand.
Regulus didn't realize what was happening until it was too late. Within a second, a red-and-gold tie was flying through the air, snatched quickly by Barty. Mortified, he turned bright red.
"Hmm...no, this is a Gryffindor tie," Barty said, putting on a fake air of confusion. "I wonder who we know that's in Gryffindor who might somehow leave a tie near Reg's bed. Oh, I know! James Po-"
"Oh fuck off," Regulus growled, standing and snatching the tie out of Barty's hand and storming off, leaving Pandora, Evan, Dorcas, and Barty laughing behind him.
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why can't gay people flirt normally
like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard
it doesn't have to be:
"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"
"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"
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regulus often screamed and yelled and lashed out at james because he didn’t know how to love without violence.
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(Based on the TikTok trend that’s had me rolling)
Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.
Sirius: One time in third year I ate the last of Moony’s chocolate and I blamed it on you because I didn’t want him to be mad at me.
James: 😒
Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.
James: Sometimes I use your toothbrush when I can’t find mine.
Sirius: 🤨
Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.
Sirius: Over the summer when I stayed at your place, I accidentally broke Effie’s favorite mug and blamed you because I didn’t want her to hate me.
James: She made me to extra chores for a week!
Sirius: 😬
Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.
James: Sometimes I take your stuff while you’re asleep and then when you try to find it, I pretend to help you look for it.
Sirius: Prongs, my good quill?
James: I needed to do my homework!
Sirius: 😪
Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.
Sirius: Sometimes I hide your glasses on purpose when I’m annoyed at you because I think it’s funny.
James: What the fuck, mate?
Sirius: 🤷🏻♂️
Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.
James: I regularly meet up with your brother and snog him senseless.
Sirius:
James: We listen and we don’t-
Sirius: Oh no, we’re fucking judging now.
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Being in the marauders fandom is so embarrassing yall cos how do i tell someone that my favourite book is a gay hunger games au fanfiction longer than the bible DX
like that’s so incriminating…
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barty who grew up being trilingual (Spanish, Italian and English), but has a spanish accent because his father was rarely home and his mother would teach him the language almost every day.
his father isn’t too pleased with this though and forces italian on him, which he quickly picks up but now his english has both languages’s accents, which makes it nearly impossible for anybody he meets to understand him.
it took regulus, evan, pandora and dorcas a hot month to be able to hear him correctly, it doesn’t help that he switches languages mid sentence without noticing it though. And his poor teachers constantly have to ask him to translate his writing because its also a mix of all three
he used to hate speaking, because of how much he struggled with which words were correct, until he noticed evan would constantly do it with his french, and realizing he loved when evan would switch up made him feel a little better about his own speech.
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Remus: *eating a cinnamon roll*
James: Cannibalism.
Remus: *confused chewing noises*
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Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
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Mary showing Regulus Dance Moms and then a day later Regulus has a group meeting where he ranks everyone on a pyramid.
Regulus: before we start. Mary is exempt because she helped me come up with the ranking. So on the bottom, is Barty. You stole all my chocolate frogs and then lied about it.
Barty: but-
Regulus: silent. Next, Peter. I don’t trust you. Next. Sirius. Still haven’t forgave you for leaving me with our parents for a year.
Sirius: but I helped you get out.
Regulus: which is why you aren’t last. Finishing off the bottom row, Marlene. Nothing against you love, just don’t know you that well.
Marlene: I’ll take it.
Regulus: third row. Evan. You are a great friend, but you indulge in Barty too much.
Evan: we’re dating.
Rugulus: I know. It bumped you down a few spots. Next. James.
James: we’re dating??
Regulus: and? You made me upset yesterday… and I didn’t want to be biased. Next is Lily. We’re becoming wonderful friends and you’re dating my best friend. Hurt her and you will no longer be present on this pyramid.
Lily: ha!! Beat you James
James: this is rigged.
Regulus: second Row. Dorcas and then Dora. I couldn’t really decide who was better. You’re both my best girls so.. it’s more so tied.
Evan: barty and I are your best mates as well!!
Regulus: they never steal my food and lie to me. Finally. At the top of the pyramid. Is Remus.
Sirius: HOW???
Regulus: he is silent and lets me lay on him while we read. He also lets me rant to him about my stupid brother even though you’re dating. A bery great guy… i might steal him if you and James keep acting up.
Remus: fine by me.
Sirius: HOLD ON
James: WAIT
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I go crazy thinking about pandora in the war………all her friends dying…….her going crazy and manipulating herself into believing they’re still alive……I don’t know, man……
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Let's make a queer medieval band together! 🏳️🌈⚔️🎶
We are designing three new pin collections and for the first one we thought it would be fun to have Pride Knights making music together and dancing! We need your feedback. Which designs do you like the most?
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Its literally him and u cannot change my mind
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