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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts

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McGonagall: Be a Hogwarts professor, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Sirius: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

James: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!

Remus: IT'S CALLED A FIRE EXSTINGUISHER YOU DUMBA--

Peter: *screaming in the background as something explodes*

McGonagall, sighing: Don't listen to them. Don't.

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Is there really a better feeling than reading a really f*cking good fic (esp one-shot), being sad it’s finished and desperately wanting more…. and then seeing this at the end?

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You guys know how we have the head canon that James starts to doubt his sexuality in his early years because he has a tiny crush on Remus? 

Well, as soon as the beginning of their sixth year, he would look at Regulus who hit puberty in such a way that only The Black Family would be able to have, that he just turned into the beautiful creature James had laid eyes on. He would have taken one look at Regulus walking beside Sirius at the train station and gone “Yeah, no way I’m straight”

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one of my many roman empires is the etymology of the word lunatic

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Evan Rosier is the type of guy that would force his date to watch Hannibal, serve a full course meat meal while smirking at them and eating real slow, and then go on to explain his thoughts on why cannibalism is such a great metaphor for love. Barty would find that so fucking attractive. He would also let Evan eat him.

on another note where are the rosekiller Hannibal AU's ??

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Guys why do we keep making Regulus have a secret affair? If you Fuck Homophobia—like, if they get together they would be The IT couple of the school—along with Dorlene. Just think about it.

Regulus, the fucking Slytherin Seeker. A Seeker. Not to mention he’s already popular because he’s a Black and with the inbred Black genetics he is hot. And then James, The fucking Golden boy, The popular jock boy, The hot sexy Chaser? Nah bro people will be jealous of them.

As for Dorlene, Marlene is the jock Beater and I think I've seen the head canon Dorcas as beater too? I’ve seen her as Keeper as well tho. Anyways, the Gryffindor and Slytherin team of competitive hot queens would be the ULTIMATE power couple. Like. There go the two QUEENS of Hogwarts right there guys. Worship them.

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Group mental breakdown on tumblr

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Frank: Ok, since Sirius is at his parents house, he wants us to take his motercycle for a drive once a day *tosses the keys to him*

Remus: I think you should do this, your more the biker type *tosses the keys back to him*

Frank: That bike is a death machine, I have Alice and a kid at home, I'm not taking that risk *tosses the keys to Remus again*

Remus: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative child-centric ideals?

Frank: Are you seriously playing the gay card right now??

Remus, deadpan: Yas queen *tosses the keys back to him*

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everyone at hogwarts wondering why sirius black who is a) extremely rich b) extremely stylish is always wearing misshapen mittens and lopsided scarves during winters and the answer to that is remus made them for him so he wore them proudly and he often put them to his face because they smell like remus ♡

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so what if I tell you I’m insane?

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the eldest daughter urge to run away and never look back. the eldest daughter urge to cry in my mothers arms. the elder daughter urge to take care of everyone and everything.

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Parents really do traumatize you and then force you to reparent yourself instead of being a capable human being who can contribute to society like a normal person. Sorry I can't get a well paying job right now I'm trying to learn coping mechanisms.

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man of the house (eldest daughter)

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R.I.P Lily Evan’s you would’ve loved Mamma Mia the musical

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James: Hey Moony, can I borrow a sweater?

Remus: Sure…but why are you going to Pads’s closet?

James: Because that’s where all your sweaters are