queerbennyweir

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[queerbennyweir]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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penis situational

penis metaphorical

wanna know the penis future

ask the penis oracle

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i just think that rory would keep bunnicula as a pet

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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

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So ages ago, I found a uranium glass themed vampire hunting kit. But the whole thing was like 800 dollars. So instead I decided to cobble together my own. The knife, rosary, holy water bottle and virgin Mary are all uranium glass. The large crucifix is just glow in the dark resin.

The Bible is an antique pocket Bible from WWI, and the mallet is a vintage farm tool from a local flea market. The box is a thrifted silverware box for a fancy set. I need to find or make a wooden stake or two, and also remove the center console of the box and reline it but its come together very well.

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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

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btw i know i'm not a vampire blogger anymore but to my Vampire Blogging Mutuals i just wanna make it clear that i spent 12 years on my old blog viciously mocking vampires like it paid (sometimes it did) and not a single vampire every murdered me. they're wimps. cowards even. you can say anything you want about them.

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polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

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me at any minor inconvenience: i wish vampires were real

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We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

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benny and sarah: aw man i can’t believe we have to spend our friday night fighting evil undead animals

ethan’s shirt:

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the people yearn for t4t bethan (im the people)

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why did they say the phrase "hockey groupies" in a children's show

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finals week is upon me but its whatever! instead of revising, have this dumb bettory / bennory comic strip that i’m never going to finish!