queerbennyweir

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breaking bad except instead of meth they're all canadian high schoolers and their babysitter is a vampire. and it's my babysitter's a vampire

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2025 will be the year of the yuri

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how do i turn off notifications for communities 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[queerbennyweir]

Haha babe ur so sexy~

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[queerbennyweir]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[queerbennyweir]

i know it’s off center idgaf but here’s a cute gif for everypony ^^

[queerbennyweir]

all kinds of supernatural encounters occurring in my inbox

[queerbennyweir]

ok hear me out toxic yuri between evelyn (benny's grandmother) and stephanie (witch from three cheers episode)

[queerbennyweir]

Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.

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[queerbennyweir]

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

[queerbennyweir]

imagine dracula but hes a tiny little shrew

[queerbennyweir]

"Are you telling me that your university has practicing homosexuals on staff?"

Rincewind stammered. "I. I don't think so. Professor Macarona is so good at it he doesn't need to practice, I'm too nervous to ask, and Ponder doesn't have the time with all his other jobs. I suppose the more senior wizards might be practicing homosexuality." He thought back to some scenes in the Uncommon Room. "They certainly need the practice," he added.

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Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

[queerbennyweir]

yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school

[queerbennyweir]

happy october everyone

you know what they say about vampire girlfriends...