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Merry chrimus here’s a toon!

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just hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing ring ding dong ring ding dong ring diggy ding diggy ding ding ding

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I said I would

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Been a while since I drew the babies as teens

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Blimey.

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what is your favourite thing about each of your pcs and why do you enjoy playing them?

Ooh get ready for a hefty reply. I'm gonna cap the list start at where I really got back into dnd, since my characters before this point weren't as deep. Shoutout to Dax Ironbeard, Finnan Tealeaf, and Ling Fai though (yeah I know Ling Fai is one of my npcs but I just really like the name). And as fun and silly as one shot characters can be (lookin at you Klutzy and Waldo and Witchhunter Recruit Binglebangle) they aren't really developed enough to make the list. But here goes!

Oogway: a tortle knowledge cleric from @a-very-angry-woodchuck's Dungeoneers campaign. I liked how level-headed he was, being more interested in exploring than fighting. He made me fall in love with support roles in combat as well.

Gundor of Moonfell, AKA Gary: a human blood hunter/ranger and my second character from @a-very-angry-woodchuck's Dungeoneers campaign. He was a delightfully traumatized shit disturber, and I loved how deep his backstory lore went. I never really realized you could get that into a character up until here. (If only I could have played him for more than 3 sessions... Womp womp)

Nicky Nickson: a fixer from @quantemphys's Cyberpunk Red crew. It was really fun to have such strong ties to an NPC, in this case the pop star Sunny Sun Lee, and seeing that relationship develop.

Rocky Gallagher: a raccoonfolk divine soul sorcerer from @quantemphys's Idle Creek campaign. My favourite thing about him was how interwoven he was into the whole big conspiracy plot of the campaign (even getting his sorcerer powers as a result), while staying pretty clueless about it. Having a hint of metaknowledge while playing a less smart character was really really fun. Also his arc from sad janitor living in a soap house to town mayor is maybe my favourite tied up development of any of my characters thus far.

Spike Dynamo, AKA Death Wurm: a solo from @quantemphys's Cyberpunk Red crew. I LOVE the energy he brings to the table: nonchalant, serious, can and will shut down shenanigans, but his intensity is like no one else I've played. He's also so damn good at what he does, and having the vigilante alias is just so cool!! Highlight was almost killing AV in the very first session, though very excited to see how his backstory elements are gonna play out :)))

Jasper Taliesin: a spider from @a-very-angry-woodchuck's Blades in the Dark campaign. My bastard son, my lil manipulator, my pride and joy. I love him for many reasons, but I think the core is how much I enjoy creative solutions. He's always prepared for a problem, is cunning and fast-talking enough to get out of trouble, and knows how to pull a hell of a scam to get what he wants. I'm only limited by what I can come up with, which is especially fun when used to set up your allies. I also liked that his backstory was simple, letting me really discover him, with his actions in the game itself having the greatest impact. Oh and betraying the crew to secure a long-term win was so exciting to play out. He's so close to being a villain with his ends-justify-the-means, but still morally good somehow. Still haven't gotten over his death, even though he PLANNED IT IN ADVANCE GODDAMN

Draco Acid Bloodhowl Infinity: a duergar necromancer from @quantemphys's Aldermoore campaign. We have not seen much from you, but you were still delightful! Playing an angsty character was a challenge but very fun. I also enjoyed being a very flawed character, both selfish and temperamental. Hope to see more of him eventually!

Crazy Moe: a leech from @a-very-angry-woodchuck's Blades in the Dark campaign. If you want chaos, havoc, and destruction, look no further. Moe is as reckless as they come, and really just wants to blow shit up. I love playing him because he feels like a force of nature, and seeing how much damage can be done in just one guest appearance is just *chef's kiss*

Cadence Sarabande: a lurk from @a-very-angry-woodchuck's Blades in the Dark campaign. She's been a really interesting character to play between her lore and her being a 15 year old assassin, but I think the real selling point is her demeanor. So optimistic, so sassy, so naive. I love her dynamics with the rest of the party and the inevitable disagreements that arise from all her opinions. Also the accent is a lot of fun lol

Captain Jaq Bram: a sea dragonborn, leviathan hunter ranger from @lilmissrandom's unnamed campaign. While I've only gotten the joy of playing him for a few sessions, I get to live out my grizzled sea captain fantasy. He's incredibly surly, and he's going very much insane, but still has a soft spot for his crew. I love how obsessive he is toward exclusively hunting sea monsters, and getting to use a custom subclass to really portray that! Confrontations with the party over his alleged misogyny have also been really fun to play out, and I'm super excited to watch his nuances and trauma get investigated.

I'd also like to shout out Voltergeist and Fronk Shoetwos, a pair of very recent creations that I hope will slam dunk their way into my heart.

Thank you for the question it was SO much fun to answer!

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If all of your characters showed up at your front door in real life, who do you think you would get along with the most and the least?

Okay, so I thought about it during my shift today and I believe that this is the most right answer as of now:

Results

Eve Nyng Luna

I would get along with her except I lowkey don't fuck with her sometimes... she gives rich kid who is still learning about A Lot of issues with her upbringing..., so like lowkey would just keep her around to like to have small talk with but like anything else she def wouldn't be around for

I feel like she would talk about her girlfriend a lot and it would be partially annoying because it is her only personality

she'll stop listening to what I have to say to write ideas down for an article she wants to write

she's cool on most occasions and she's gay so I fuck with that I love gay people, so like on a scale of 1-10 (1 being least likely to get along with) would probably be like a 7.7/10

Would ask her about future stuff so that I can be more prepared for when the time comes

Norma Jean

would have her over for a nice warm cup of tea, she would do a little show play me a little tune, convince me to let her stay over

I would let her and her 7 donkeys stay the night as I tuck them all into bed

then proceed to help with breakfast and be happy

8/10 I love little old ladies who are so sweet and kind

If a sweet old cat lady walked up to my door I would not turn her down

I would also show her a bunch of music to get into

Tony M. Zarelli

TONY MY BABY BOY!!!! my beloved character who I did not get to play more than once

He would lowkey intimidate me considering he's A) A shark man B) buff as shit

but he just wants to come in and make me a chum shake and he's so sweet that I think he would actually win me over after a little bit considering if he definitely doesn't hide the fact that he's such a big softie and loves being such a helpful little guy

would probably get along with him just fine after having a conversation with him

8.4/10

Seadog

GET THIS GREASY MAN AWAY FROM ME WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE THAT

this mf gets grease EVERYWHERE in my goddamn house and has no respect for my belongings whatsoever

all he wants to do is flip around which is cool until he breaks shit

he seems like a biohazard tbh and I don't think I would be able to handle that irl.......

sick as fuck for doing backflips whenever he wants but he's so stinky

like -2/10

why is he allowed to have weapons actually ???? i think that would also stress me out if he showed up like that

I would give him a shower to maybe increase his likeability scores

Gideon

current blorbo man love that guy

if he shows up at my house with Eggatha I'd be fine, I know this man would have the best manners

he and his chicken are such great house guests, his mama brought him upright

though he won't stop opening his little bag of tricks and now there are 3 bears in my room and they've broken the bed.....

he's apologetic about the whole thing and mends the bed with his magic

I'd show him heyday and I think he'd go ballistic over it but would start the daily grind and create the most extravagant ranch maybe even a carbon copy of his own ranch to bring on the train

8/10

Captain

this one was tough because since he's a ghost now I'm scared shitless of him

but he shows up at my door and I feel a slight shiver in my spine, he is there smelling brinier than ever, salty, fishy, smelly you name it!

But he's not alone, he's got a friend now! (captain goat)

captain goat is just as smelly but much cuter!

if I ever opened my door to a ghost I would simply let them take over my house out of sheer fright.

though after a while maybe we'd sit down and have a cup of tea and he'd tell me stories of what the sea is like, and how to catch certain fish

I'd show him webfishing and I think he would gain hundred upon hundreds of hours into this game

7.4/10

Conclusion

Overall I believe that I would relatively get along with all of these characters in general, but most likely my customer service voice would come out when it came to talking to Captain and Seadog. The others I would be confused about if they showed up but would accept my fate. Would get along least with seadog but most with my shark boy <3

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Do you remember my Rat Colony proxy card?

Well, I printed it, and it works! I'm excited!

Can never have enough rats.

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Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

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don’t forget to be very very silly today. it’s essential

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approaching exams hand first like a cat so that they sniff me, see me as not a danger, and don’t bite me

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my proposed dunmeshi alignment chart

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this type of troy barnes line delivery

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I reappear with a little noya doodle for the wintery times

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the look on brennan's face oh my god

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