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Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her

Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”

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"You can't consume problematic media!"

Maybe YOU can't. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite

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thinking many thoughts about bella picking up woodworking as a hobby and starting out with simple figurines, a lot of which end up around the swan household. a rough little wooden bear sitting on the mantle piece, ears almost endearingly uneven, a slightly cleaner wolf sitting proudly on bella’s nightstand, and a lion and a lamb side by side on the desk, the idea having come to bella randomly one slow afternoon.

eventually she works her way up to furniture and larger pieces. by this time she and jacob have moved into a little place of their own, and her work is visible in nearly every room of the house; a small wooden stool in the living room, shelves that bella designed and hung on the wall herself, and more wolf figurines, smoother and more intricate than the one that used to live on her nightstand at charlie’s. 

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Today’s mood is literally just Billy Burke walking around the set of Twilight

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Just beyond the murky forest lies the comfort of a garage made of plastic sheds and warm sodas in a paper bag. You find yourself curled up on an old car bench, watching Jacob hard at work under the Rabbit’s hood while music makes it way through the somewhat staticky radio, the gentle hum in the background.

In The Garage With Jacob   —   A Twilight Playlist  *  ( listen here. )

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TWILIGHT: NEW MOON 2009 | dir. Chris Weitz

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babe wake up it’s cold outside put on the twilight playlist

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charlie swan reconsidering his life choices in breaking dawn part one is such a mood.

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“Jacob didn’t want to be a part of this… cult. I don’t understand what could change him.” He stared at me, his face frightened. “I don’t want to be next.”

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paul lahote (affectionate)

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sometimes I'll see a post where in canon bella asks a 'stupid' question with an 'obvious' answer and theyre making fun of her but like. im autistic and absolutely would have asked that question bc i like to make sure i understand things clearly.

theres so much evidence in canon for bella being autistic and i swear yall will see those things and start making fun of it even though its harmless. it becomes very clear that yall would bully me just for existing differently or saying something you think is stupid

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leah and rachel as besties! requested by anon!!

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I was a little theatrical back then. Rosalie Hale in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

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the only human being that rosalie really loved was princess diana, i have no proof but no doubts

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this is still the single funniest moment of the entire twilight saga

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Jared: Alright Paul, the big question is: Does she like you? Right? Because if she doesn’t like you, this is all a moo point.

Paul: a moo point?

Jared: yeah it’s like the cows opinion

Jared: it doesn’t matter

Jared: it’s moo

Paul: *to Sam* have I been friends with him too long or did that all make sense

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does this new layout fuck or what