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Okay but again, Bruce is going through the legal system this time with what I'm suggesting, not grabbing a gun and doing it himself, Clark smacking Bruce wouldn't make sense with my plan, because he's using the law to have the joker legally executed. Are you saying Bruce HAS tried to lobby for Joker's execution or what?

So... why didn't Bruce just lobby for Joker to get executed? Like you’re telling me this man doesn't have the cajones to kill the man that killed his son (he couldn't because Joker had diplomatic immunity but in recent years he just subscribed to "I'd be as bad as him if i did") but he couldn’t just... I don't know... USE HIS VAST WEALTH AND INFLUENCE TO GET HIM A SEAT IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!? Like if you're not gonna do it yourself, I get it, Batman should not be seen killing, but Bruce Wayne can absolutely be seen lobbying for Gotham's judicial system to give Joker the death penalty. Joker has never ONCE shown signs of improvement unlike the rest of the rogues gallery, he is fully aware of what he is doing, yes he's insane but he legit takes pleasure in the chaos he creates, there's no saving that, at this point he doesn’t even deserve the chair, he deserves to be held down and have a car battery clamped to his nipples. This fight between batman and joker doesn't end until one of them is dead and joker legit went to work at the DMV after batman died, there’s no saving joker while batman is alive.

"But he could break out with the help of his goons!" Bruce could use his wealth to pay them all off, every petty criminal and goon for hire gets a nice cash gift if they turn joker down, get lawyers that Joker threatened top notch security, HE HAS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE ON SPEED DIAL! If Joker was getting executed, Bruce would absolutely get Clark and Diana to personally escort the clown to the exection room, both are wearing heavily armored gasproof suits so he doesn't try anything funny with joker venom or kryptonite or anything else.

"What about Harley?"

Do this when she is in a 100% hates joker mood, keep her with Ivy and her doctors and more security, I say flash because he's a nice guy who wouldn't taunt her and rile her up to save joker. Don't let the path to the execution room go by where she is, one look and she could be back under his spell.

"Oh in this comic they tried to execute him and it failed" okay I wanna see that and tell me where it went wrong, and if killing him STILL doesn't work, then make LIFE hell for him. If killing joker still doesn't work here's my pitch for what to do with him:

Lock him away from everyone, lock him in a secure painfully beige house, he eats nothing with color just potatoes, well done steak, eggs, onions, milk, water, bread, and beans, his only utensil is his hands, no paper, no glass, no plastic, no metal, nothing to be used as a weapon, he just gets food put straight onto the table and he eats it with his hands, he has to drink using those fancy water bombs made with seaweed. Every product he has access to is 100% natural, no chemicals he can use to make his laughing gas to poison the guards, all he gets to watch is the news and documentaries about stuff like how taxes were thought up or who invented sliced bread. He speaks to no one, no phone calls or human interaction, his only entertainment is tv which he can only watch through a window of 12 inch thick glass and the speakers can't be reached to mess with, all chairs and tables are built into the floor. The house receives routine maintenance to make sure nothing is loose or messed with, he's knocked out for each inspection with a lot of knockout gas, all security cameras are hidden so he doesn'tfeel the satisfaction of knowing people are watching him. He doesn't get to see batman either, his one reason to live is messing with batman and he doesn't get to do that. Everyone is just hoping he gets depressed and drowns himself in the bathtub.

Like I am seriously wanting one of these to happen, either Bruce walks up to Jason with passes to watch the execution or hands him security footage of joker crying in his boring cell as a birthday present and a big apology for not handling this asshole in so long.

AND FOR ALL YOU THAT WILL SAY "You can't permanently off the most popular batman villain!" I DIDN'T SAY THIS WAS PERMANENT! I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE THAT THERE IS A UNIVERSE WHERE BRUCE MADE UP WITH JASON BY GETTING RID OF THE JOKER AND NO CONSEQUENCES! And don't say "he did it for superman to prevent the injustice timeline once" that ain't what I'm talking about, I'm saying he does this for JASON. HIS SON.

I'm taking this shit seriously if you can't tell. If you want to add something I missed in either plan go ahead, I am basically wait for the day I get sucked into the DC universe and I can tell all this straight to Bruce's face and I need it perfect.

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So... why didn't Bruce just lobby for Joker to get executed? Like you’re telling me this man doesn't have the cajones to kill the man that killed his son (he couldn't because Joker had diplomatic immunity but in recent years he just subscribed to "I'd be as bad as him if i did") but he couldn’t just... I don't know... USE HIS VAST WEALTH AND INFLUENCE TO GET HIM A SEAT IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!? Like if you're not gonna do it yourself, I get it, Batman should not be seen killing, but Bruce Wayne can absolutely be seen lobbying for Gotham's judicial system to give Joker the death penalty. Joker has never ONCE shown signs of improvement unlike the rest of the rogues gallery, he is fully aware of what he is doing, yes he's insane but he legit takes pleasure in the chaos he creates, there's no saving that, at this point he doesn’t even deserve the chair, he deserves to be held down and have a car battery clamped to his nipples. This fight between batman and joker doesn't end until one of them is dead and joker legit went to work at the DMV after batman died, there’s no saving joker while batman is alive.

"But he could break out with the help of his goons!" Bruce could use his wealth to pay them all off, every petty criminal and goon for hire gets a nice cash gift if they turn joker down, get lawyers that Joker threatened top notch security, HE HAS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE ON SPEED DIAL! If Joker was getting executed, Bruce would absolutely get Clark and Diana to personally escort the clown to the exection room, both are wearing heavily armored gasproof suits so he doesn't try anything funny with joker venom or kryptonite or anything else.

"What about Harley?"

Do this when she is in a 100% hates joker mood, keep her with Ivy and her doctors and more security, I say flash because he's a nice guy who wouldn't taunt her and rile her up to save joker. Don't let the path to the execution room go by where she is, one look and she could be back under his spell.

"Oh in this comic they tried to execute him and it failed" okay I wanna see that and tell me where it went wrong, and if killing him STILL doesn't work, then make LIFE hell for him. If killing joker still doesn't work here's my pitch for what to do with him:

Lock him away from everyone, lock him in a secure painfully beige house, he eats nothing with color just potatoes, well done steak, eggs, onions, milk, water, bread, and beans, his only utensil is his hands, no paper, no glass, no plastic, no metal, nothing to be used as a weapon, he just gets food put straight onto the table and he eats it with his hands, he has to drink using those fancy water bombs made with seaweed. Every product he has access to is 100% natural, no chemicals he can use to make his laughing gas to poison the guards, all he gets to watch is the news and documentaries about stuff like how taxes were thought up or who invented sliced bread. He speaks to no one, no phone calls or human interaction, his only entertainment is tv which he can only watch through a window of 12 inch thick glass and the speakers can't be reached to mess with, all chairs and tables are built into the floor. The house receives routine maintenance to make sure nothing is loose or messed with, he's knocked out for each inspection with a lot of knockout gas, all security cameras are hidden so he doesn'tfeel the satisfaction of knowing people are watching him. He doesn't get to see batman either, his one reason to live is messing with batman and he doesn't get to do that. Everyone is just hoping he gets depressed and drowns himself in the bathtub.

Like I am seriously wanting one of these to happen, either Bruce walks up to Jason with passes to watch the execution or hands him security footage of joker crying in his boring cell as a birthday present and a big apology for not handling this asshole in so long.

AND FOR ALL YOU THAT WILL SAY "You can't permanently off the most popular batman villain!" I DIDN'T SAY THIS WAS PERMANENT! I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE THAT THERE IS A UNIVERSE WHERE BRUCE MADE UP WITH JASON BY GETTING RID OF THE JOKER AND NO CONSEQUENCES! And don't say "he did it for superman to prevent the injustice timeline once" that ain't what I'm talking about, I'm saying he does this for JASON. HIS SON.

I'm taking this shit seriously if you can't tell. If you want to add something I missed in either plan go ahead, I am basically wait for the day I get sucked into the DC universe and I can tell all this straight to Bruce's face and I need it perfect.

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Isn't that just his allowance?

I totally forgot about this moment lol

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Hilarious idea: One day Bruce is just chilling at home when all his kids barge in with looks of confusion and horror on their faces, they show him what Barbara found, SUPERMAN'S ONLYFANS ACCOUNT.

Bruce is also completely stunned by this, but there is no evidence posted of what the man of steel is putting on that page, he's using some insane firewall to hide behind the paywall. What is he showing the world?! This information gets all the way back to the justice league, they gotta confront Kal NOW. Kal shows up and everyone is looking at him with the same confused horror as the batkids.

"CLARK KAL-EL KENT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU POSTING!?" They all shout. Kal, being the awkward innocent farmboy boyscout he has always been, sheepishly admits he's been having trouble with work and needs the extra income. Bruce is ready to give the poor man a pay raise, but they need to see HOW desperate he was for money, they pay the subscription and....

It's just him and Kara cooking in the fortress of solitude... They made a fucking Kryptonian cooking show... Basically Kara reverse engineers kryptonian food from earth ingredients, has Kal recreate the dish, and then she laughs at his reaction as often time, he hates the food.

The league sighs in relief that their boyscout is still very pure and innocent, they all start watching the show, Bruce even offers to get it televised properly and have celebrity chefs join in on the gag.

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Overstimulation be like that sometimes 😔

CASS is just SHOOOKETH

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So my mom just came home from my grandma's house and look what she brought home!

Holding this candelabra makes me feel like I need to be in a rundown medieval castle in a lacy Victorian nightgown while a sexy vampire stalks me in the rafters.

I'm the VP of my university's history club so this is 100% going in our club room

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Update: been working there for a year

Me: *walks into local BulkBarn* Hi do you have a candy called 'I need a job'? Manager: ... Me: *leaves being told the earliest I'd be needed is next week*

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So I was watching Gift of the Night Fury and Hiccup putting on his helmet at the beginning of the film made me think of something kinda cute. After the dragons begin living on Berk and Stoick is fully aware of his son's pet, what if he insisted on Hiccup wearing the helmet almost all the time? Like Hiccup gets up in the morning and runs downstairs to go out with Toothless and Stoick just grabs him by the back of his vest and puts the helmet on him saying something like "You lost your leg flying a dragon, you're not losing your head next."

Cuz it's been established Stoick is a bit of a protective dad so I can imagine he sees his skinny toothpick of a son with a metal foot hopping on a 500 lb cat lizard with flight patterns only he can control and just KNOWS one wrong foot movement could mean smacking into a cliff or tree so he insists on the helmet. You can't tell me this didn't happen for the first one or two weeks of dragons living among the vikings until Hiccup was able to show his dad that he is fully aware of what he's doing.

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STOP BEING CUTE YOU TWO! I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!

THEM 🫶

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this is why I'm glad I grew up here on tumblr, I'm well caught up with a lot of trends, a girl at school was rosie from hazbin hotel and I caught it, I only needed to ask three trick or treaters what they were because their jackets obscured their costume and they didn't have headpieces on

This one goes out to all my bitches that went as their favourite characters and had people asking what the hell you are all night!!

(literally me)

Commission Info / Kofi

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Cole gets motion sick

*Overwatch is at an amusement park for some team building time* Lena: Let's go on the roller coaster! Fareeha: Yeah! Come on Cole! *grabs Cole's arm to drag him along* Cole: Uh... Fareeha I ain't so sure... Fareeha: Oh come on! Don't be a scaredy cat! *drags him to the line* *a few minutes later* *The coaster comes to a stop* Fareeha: That was awesome! Right Cole? Cole: *looking green and holding his hand over his mouth and the other over his stomach* Lena: Cole luv? You alright? Cole: *jumps out of the cart and runs to a trash can and vomits* Angela: Oh dear! Here Cassidy! *she pulls water and nausea medicine out of her purse* Fareeha: Oh... Right... Cole gets motion sickness... Genji: *sipping on a milkshake* Well plans for the tilt-a-whirl are off the table.

(Inspired by an interaction with Wrecking Ball)

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all I can think of is that four word cooking horror story of two cups vanilla extract

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MEGA CUTE!

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Reblogging because I still believe this

Jesse while he's staying at Ashe's house:

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Reblog BECAUSE I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE JOKE!

Okay... I was on tik tok and I found this

I was wondering... what if someone made this joke of McCree's victory highlight of him throwing us in the coffin but him saying this as he does it