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network suits: okay guys, you got your gay episode last season. we want to see dax being heterosexual in s5. any questions? robert hewitt wolfe, taking a long drag on an enormous blunt: what if she does erotic pottery with the woman who fucked her to death in her last life. is that allowed suits: what wolfe: the woman who fucked curzon to death is played by vanessa williams suits: wolfe: it’s set on the swimsuit planet

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SEVEN OF NINE (Star Trek: VOY) ➢

"I would defy people to find a more beautifully developed character than Seven of Nine." - Jeri Ryan

@startrekwintergiftexchange — my gift for @japhan2024

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SEVEN OF NINE - STAR TREK: VOYAGER S4E19 The Killing Game, Part 2

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Star Trek: Picard Penance

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STAR TREK: VOYAGER (1995-2001) - 1.15-16 • “Dark Frontier”

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Star Trek: Picard 1.05/1.02

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#shelearnedfromthebest

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the installation process on Nancy Drew games is soooo wild like you'll like just see cockroachrelease.vid or minettefightsfx.mp3 installing at the corner of the screen and if you haven't played yet prepare to be weirded out and/or spoiled

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One of the reasons I think Dukat is such an amazing villain is because he’s given a million chances to become a better person, and becomes even worse every time.

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Don’t ask a server, or any other person working for that matter, if they’re single. Like EVER. We’re only nice to you because it’s literally our JOB and it’s how we get MONEY. If I was off the clock I would literally throw you into ongoing traffic.

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Caryl + Tumblr Posts

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sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave 

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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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I did that job once.

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Nancy Drew games that take place over the course of one day/night must be so wild. Like, imagine you’re Henry Bolet managing your dead guardian’s estate, and your friend’s girlfriend pops by for a visit. Then a few hours later she’s unearthed over two dozen glass eyes, cracked a sealed crypt open, and found a valuable treasure. Oh, and also your housekeeper stole from you, attempted to bury someone alive, and may have killed your great uncle.

Or you’re about to get married, but your fiancé has vanished and you’re a little worried—but you’re trying to be chill about it. Your maid of honor shows up in the evening, and before morning she’s found not only your fiancé but a secret underground lab and an old woman who’s flown around the property her whole life using a jetpack. A rocket launch was also involved.

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Nancy Drew prepared me for a lot of things but it also made me severely overestimate the amount of filing systems I would come across that use random bullshit instead of name and date labels