#I am saffi trash

[divinemissem13]

No Secrets on Risa

Star Trek Femslash Week 2024 Ship: Saffi Word Count: 873 Rating: T Prompt: When on Risa

"I thought we were here to relax," Raffi sighs, when she returns from a swim to find her girlfriend's head buried in a PADD that surely involves quantum mechanics or something equally exhausting.

"I am relaxing. This is me relaxing." Seven replies indignantly.

Raffi is gratified that she at least has the decency to look up from the PADD and admire Raffi in her gold bikini, so she rewards Seven by making a show of leaning over to pick up her towel and beginning to dry herself off.

"Oh yeah? What are you reading? Klingon romance novel? Captain Proton?"

Seven only hums.

"That's not a yes," Raffi points out. "Let me see!" Raffi grabs for the PADD but Seven's reflexes are too quick.

"Can't I have any secrets?" Seven asks, raising one metallic eyebrow while a teasing pout blooms on her lips.

Raffi tosses her towel aside and joins Seven in her chair, straddling the ex-Borg on her hands and knees as she leans forward to capture that pout between her own lips. She waits until that moment when she can feel the tension leaving Seven's body before she murmurs, "Nope!"

Raffi grabs for the PADD again and this time she is successful. With one more quick kiss, Raffi jumps back up and starts to thumb through the PADD with a self-satisfied grin. Sure enough, it's filled with scholarly articles and complicated texts. "This PADD could belong to a fourth year student at the Academy!" Raffi exclaims. "You aren't getting this back until we leave."

"Well then what am I supposed to do all day?" Seven demands, crossing her arms over her chest and pouting for real this time.

"Let's go swimming!" Raffi suggests, eying her girlfriend's ubiquitous leather jacket and long pants. "You did bring a suit didn't you?"

"Borg do not swim," Seven declares obstinately.

Raffi crosses her arms and glares back. "Bullshit."

"My cybernetic components are not waterproof," Seven insists.

"That would have been great intel to have a few decades back. We could have boarded the cubes with Super Soakers and been done with it," Raffi huffs as she settles back into her own chair.

"Super Soakers?"

Raffi sits up again and swings her whole body around to face Seven. "You're really going to tell me that will all the species that the Borg assimilated — all the technology — that they never figured out how to make their cybernetics waterproof? And you have no idea what a Super Soaker is?!" Raffi honestly isn't sure which thing is less believable. Borg know everything — can do everything — as Seven is usually the first to point out.

Now, Seven just shrugs. "In space, it was not a priority."

Raffi looks closely at Seven and it's only because she knows her as well as she does that she can spot the flicker of insecurity in her icy blue eyes. She scoots forward to the edge of her chair and puts her hand on Seven's leather-clad arm. "Babe? Do you… do you not know how to swim?" she asks cautiously.

Seven blushes. "The Borg assimilated that information from countless species. Of course I know how to swim."

"But you never have. Right?" Raffi asks gently.

"I have never seen the necessity, nor the point of the activity," Seven says unemotionally. Raffi imagines this is what she used to be like, back when she was first rescued. It's not a side of Seven that she sees often but when she does, it is always painful to watch.

"Hey, scoot over," Raffi says, and Seven obliges, allowing Raffi to wriggle into Seven's side. Raffi brushes the long blonde hair away from the Borg implants, exposing them to the hot sun (not that Borg are bothered by extreme temperatures, she thinks with an internal eye roll). "So you don't swim. You don't read mindless trash. You don't even wear casual clothes. Why did you let me drag you to Risa?" she asks softly, with genuine curiosity.

Seven rolls to her side so that they are facing each other, practically nose to nose on a pool chair that is really only wide enough for one. "You really don't know?" she asks with an amused look on her face. Raffi shakes her head slowly and without breaking eye contact. "You love it here," Seven says simply. "And I love you." She punctuates the last statement with a kiss to the tip of Raffi's nose.

Raffi blinks at her incredulously a few times and then she sighs. "You are the most infuriating woman I have ever known. And I love you too."

"Come on," Raffi says, abruptly standing and pulling Seven up by the hand.

"Where are we going?" Seven asks, watching with an amused smile as Raffi stuffs all of her things haphazardly into her bag.

"We're going to find you some more Risa-appropriate attire. Something with fewer layers… something that can get wet," Raffi replies with a smirk.

Seven furrows her brow, "I thought we just agreed I'm not going in the pool."

"Who said anything about the pool?" Raffi asks seductively. She laces her fingers through Seven's, running a thumb along the exoskeleton on the back of her hand, and leads her in the direction of their room.

[annikasevenshots]

Star Trek Picard: S2E4 Reactions (spoilers!)

ngl i had a bad mental health day and watched this on my phone but it was still really really good

it's the ✨Seven putting a hand on Raffi's shoulder whenever they move✨ for me 😩

heavy metal guy being a puppy dog and respectful... love that for him

also say what you want but... he has a dwarven beard??? 🧐

Raffi fiddling with her necklace...

"We should have waited in the other future before jumping back in time" same Raffi bestie i was literally thinking this (and i wrote a fix it fic for you about it 🤠👍)

remember when the fandom freaked out over Saffi's first hand hold. now we have another one and it's so tender and sweet and i'm sorry i just need a moment

i really, really, really like this borg queen. i feel like of all the plot lines this episode i love borg queen and agnes' the most (and that's saying a lot as your local Saffi trash)

She and Agnes play off so well against each other and it's so intriguing seeing them interact and share how similar they are in their loneliness and isolation. It's so amazing

TNG theme playing when Picard beamed down to 10 Forward ARE YOU KIDDING ME OMFG I AM IN TEARS

THIS GUINAN SLAPS. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I LOVE HER. OH MY GOD.

The way I know it's Sir PatStew shoehorning all these damn pitbulls in these episodes

and i love that for him. pitbull love forever

Okay but? I really, really, really like this Guinan as well. The new actors they brought in to play old characters mesh so well with the story and the tone and the universe and it's so amazing to see

Guinan being more jaded, angry, sarcastic... it's a yes for me, because of course she would be in 2024 in the USA

Also Guinan is TEMPTING me to get red highlights. help

Guinan's *cocks gun* is so sexy of her, no i will not elaborate

NOT CRYSTAL BALL RIOS 😭 star trek picard is a comedy actually

Seven is me whenever i see karens around serving staff lmao "we're just going to back off from your personal space and you're doing a wonderful job 🤠👍"

Also. Seven respecting and thanking the police/law enforcement while Raffi and Rios are fighting against them, whereas in the future Seven is bitter at Starfleet and lowkey ignores them as a Ranger, whereas Raffi and Rios are in Starfleet and are totally subscribed to their ideals and beliefs. Interesting

Raffi's "I hate everything". Her body language in this. The way she's all bristly.

Also, someone gif this. Please gif this and send me the link and I will reblog it forever and ever

Raffi's "I hate this" vs Seven's "AND YOU HIDE IT SO WELL! <3" saffi is a comedic duo actually

not to gloss over the biggest Saffi scene in this episode but the way the two of them interact in the aftermath of grief is something that was really difficult for me to watch because *redacted trauma* so all i'm going to say is

it was very, very well acted and so realistically written, so kudos to everyone who made this scene. and i'm very glad that they didn't make the characters forget Elnor's death in like 2 seconds.

Well, Picard, Agnes and Rios lowkey did so that's a 0/10 for me

if/when i feel a bit better about it i'll definitely try to break this scene down because it was just. immaculate representation on their part

seven DRIVING LIKE THAT holy fucking shit

not her calling that car an antique 😭 y'all know she only knows how to drive because tom paris made them all drive around in the holodeck

Somehow this feels more violent than those bridge scenes where they're hit and everyone has to lurch in the same direction

"What does yellow light mean" "go faster" 🤡when i tell y'all they're comedy queens...

also ew ford product placement

"the cornerstone of every-" y'all know jurati was gonna say "relationship" before she was cut off 👀

once again, i am so intrigued by borg queen/jurati's interactions. i know they paired everyone off to film separately (because of covid?) and this is such a well thought out pair/plot line. not even ship wise but like, their dynamics and back and forth

this borg queen's gentleness in luring agnes to her and promising her what she needs... oh my god. it's just so amazing

Guinan hearing Picard's name and going "shit" like mood lmao

also that kid is so scary... never again please 😭

L.......LARIS????

jurati knowing to limit the borg queen's access and ignoring her and walking away... thank you jesus

that lady in red who was reading lowkey reminded me of Kes

Q?????????

don't tell me Q is the jeff bezos of this fictional earth i will cry

Also Q losing his power... holy shit. Holy fucking shit

[obviouslyelementary]

Every tiring day - Dukeceit

Remus was... not a prince charming. Honestly, he could not even be considered a functioning human being at all. Well, first he was not a human being, but if he was, he surely would be active in society. He was wild, he was crude, vulgar and dirty. He was just... Remus. Disgusting, stinky, messy, silly Remus.

So it was the question of the millennia, how he, Deceit, the most classy, peculiar, interesting, clean and extravagant side, could fall in love with... Remus.

But welp, there he was. Not only in love with Remus, but loved back by that... fluorescent green slimy trash goblin. He was loud, proud, and way too honest, but ugh Deceit couldn't help it. Seeing him happy, having fun or just sitting around in the few quiet moments they shared was... it was too much for his poor snake heart.

And of course he couldn't help himself when it came to just stay next to him.

So when he arrived back at their living room at the palace, after a long discussing with the other sides about Thomas' problems, as usual, he felt himself so exhausted he just fell down on the couch. It was hard to make Thomas listen to him when Virgil made so much sure to shut him down at every moment possible. Logan seemed to know the importance of his presence, and Patton liked everyone so that wasn't new. Roman... disliked him as much as the emo side but he was easy to manipulate.

Virgil just... exhausted him. Just made him tired.

Deceit sighed and closed his eyes as he fell on the couch, his hat pushing over his face to cover it up. He lifted his hands over his head and stretched, yawning to himself as he settled in. It felt very relaxing to just lay down and close his eyes after a discussion.

But of course, before he could catch some Zs, he heard steps coming closer to him, and his yellow eye opened slowly, looking from under the hat the person approaching him. Remus was doing his best to be quiet and slow, but Deceit could see him and hear him. He wasn't great at hiding himself.

"Remus, what do you want?" he asked, closing his eyes again, and the steps stopped. After a moment of silence Deceit sighed and pushed his hat up, opening both his eyes to look at him. Remus was looking down at him, pouting lightly. "What?"

"Nothing I just wanted to make you a surprise" he said, kneeling down next to Deceit and looking at him with his usual curious eyes. "You look... tired. Are you okay?"

"I am fine, as usual" he said, pulling his hat back on and sitting up to look down at Remus. He received a frown from the crazy side, so Deceit sighed. "I'm fine."

"Was it Virgil? Or... Thomas?" Remus asked, jumping next to him and sitting next to Deceit. He sighed and shook his head, crossing his arms.

"It certainly was not Virgil" he said, looking forwards at the wall. After a moment he felt something warm be placed over his leg and he couldn't help but look at Remus.

God how did that brash, dirty, smelly, stinky, vulgar being turn out to be Deceit's only source of happiness? They used to hate each other. Remus always thought he was too strict and Deceit always saw Remus as careless and wild. But now... now they were alone, so they just had to deal with each other. And not only that but... now they were each other's friends... more than friends...

God where had he stirred so wrong? Or rather so right?

"He is such a hypocrite..." Remus said, leaning in and laying his head on Deceit's shoulder. His hand rubbed the snake's leg, gently, and Deceit felt his insides warming up at Remus' gentleness. "I'm sorry you have to deal with him... But we will make the others see."

"I'm so close to giving up... Thomas doesn't listen to me, so why should we try? He will never look past the... perfect sides" he said, leaning back against Remus, both of them supporting each other. But Remus didn't say anything, just squeezed his leg softly.

"We will do it... believe me. We will make Thomas see who he really is" he whispered, moving closer and kissing his cheek. Deceit closed his eyes, his heart never seemed to forget skipping a beat when Remus kissed him, specially when he kissed his scaly side. He was the only one not disgusted by it. Made him feel so... special. "We are not evil Deceit."

"Say that about me, I'm pretty sure you are" he said, smiling, and Remus giggled at him before wrapping his arms around Deceit and giving him a hug and a nuzzle.

"There's my little Dee Dee" he said, kissing up and down his neck, making Deceit whine and wiggle away from him as he felt tickly.

"Remus I'm ticklish!"

"There's my laughy Saffy" Remus cooed and Deceit groaned, pushing him away by smushing his face.

"God Pecani would be so not proud of that one" he said, smiling as Remus giggled more and pushed his hand away, leaning in and stealing a kiss from him. Deceit immediately closed his eyes and pulled him closer, holding his face and his garments.

He couldn't thank himself more for allowing himself to get closer to Remus. Without him, he wouldn't be able to deal with Thomas' shenanigans anymore.

But now he couldn't wait to get tired and receive all Remus' care as soon as he was back to the dark palace.

[tomarrysickness]

i was tagged by @acciotomarry

and i cant believe it! like somebody tagged me on something! you know i dont have any friends (in both realms. internet and real life)

(btw i have another account named: @zulkarneynthegreat . it is more personal. and i have tagged some people from there.)

rules:

answer 22 questions and tag people you want to know better. (btw i added one more)

nickname/s:

sanem is my real name and i dont have any nicknames so you are free to call me whatever you want.

zodiac sign:

according to my birth date it is leo but i prefer capricorn. (btw i dont believe in zodiac signs. yea i know i am a mess)

height:

175

pronouns:

she/her

hogwarts house:

slytherin

last thing i googled: a musician named dean lewis. but it is not about music. it is about looks. to me this guy looks exactly like alexander the great. and i am an alexander the great trash.

favourite musician/s:

* the smiths

* fleetwood mac

* queen

* rainbow

* dark moor (they are awesome. they turn classics to a rock pieces. go and listen em')

song stuck in my head:

its raining men by the weather girls

following now:

tomarry & harrymort blogs, artist, ao3 writers, meme pages, dank meme pages, patroachilles pages, greek myths, things about alexander the great...

followers:

320+ . like wth. i dont even do anything guys! just reblogging. but i will try to post my art here in next days.

do i get asks:

nope. like never. i am so lonely. i am too shy to talk to people.

amount of sleep i get:

like 7-8 hours?

lucky number:

i dont have one but i like 9

what am i wearing:

grey pyjamas. i am at bed.

dream job:

i want to stay in college and become a political sciences professor

dream trip:

florance. like that is the city i want to live in.

favourite food:

i dont have one?? i dont like eating. it is a necessity for me. not a pleasure.

instruments:

i played drums for a few years then dropped it.

languages:

turkish (native), english (fluent), german (not so fluent), elvish (not so fluent)

favourite songs:

* who wants to live forever by queen

* i surrender by rainbow

* she's gone by steelheart

* you have killed me by morrissey

* go your own way by fleetwood mac

(yea i am a depressive trash)

random fact:

i like reading. like i am addicted to it. i cant help it. i have to read or i feel sufficated.

aesthetic:

i never understand this thing so i go with the random things i do like;

* old buildings

* everything about greeks

* lots of books

* fall

* olive oil and vineyards

* new pens for caligraphy

i tag:

@reimenaashelyee @za-ra-h @melsudors @penmanner @arty-chan92 @bluecrownedbird @hurtcomfortverysukahurt

@tired-luxis @saffie-art @mursalmango

@gayriddle @bluebells-and-shotgunshells

[duraxxor]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy. Then send to the last ten people in your notifications 🌼 {IC or OOC !}

IC - " Five things that make me happy you say? Well then.. let's see.. one thing I enjoy is a good bloody drink in my free time.. or even to bathe in such.. my second.. my family, my screwed up yet delightful family, whether they be blood, marital, or friend.. third.. I enjoy a good fight, one that provides a challenge on even terms.. sparring is an old pastime for me.. fourth.. ummm.. She's family, but does Noiryn count separately? I don't know... but she does make me feel happy.. and finally.. fifth... hmmmmmm.. Seeing children progress in a rather suitable condition really brings joy to my inner self from years past.. I grew up in a harsh environment and really prefer others not to have to live through such.. but hey, sometimes it helps them grow.. and.. that's all I can really think of as far as what those consider happy.."Ooc - [[ XD Thank you Saffy. Ummmm.. I'll make this easier for you on my part: 1. My friends and family make me happy, and helping them feel happy brings even more joy. 2. Art is a huge pastime for since I was young and doing so makes me feel great. 3. Writing has become another activity that brings joy to me in many ways, such as roleplay. 4. Music, oh man, I am a big metalhead, love most of it, even music your mother would consider trash XD. And 5. Animals, I have a pet gecko currently named Thrall, and he is just an adorable little shit, I've always loved dogs, as well as wildlife itself. ]] [[ tags: @lily-reaver for Dura and thank youuuuu @safrona-shadowsun ! ]]