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MTMTE TUMBLR LISTEN UP

Just got the mass email from James Roberts about the MTMTE notebooks.

This was included:

WE’LL KNOW THE ENDING WE NEVER FUCKING GOT?? HELLO ???

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prowl’s exes club

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GoFundMe campaign so we can collectively buy the rights for Transformers

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Dialogue by Dril

Submit/Suggest your Drilformers!

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rodimus tom hardy myspace moment

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Transformers is different from other war based stories because it's so incredibly fucking petty. No matter how gritty and miserable you try and depict war in transformers these motherfuckers are so hard to kill that they practically live foreevrr. They all know each other. Like you don't just hate starscream because he's an enemy Decepticon or even because he's a powerful enemy Decepticon. You hate him as an individual because that' stupid asshole has blown you up four times and also he called you tacky three years ago and he NEVER notices your new paint job and-

Like they're all fighting a war for sure but literally every character knows each other personally and has deeply personal beef with each other so every single fight turns from a run of the mill battle for resources into a really specific squabble over a seven decade old argument that has devolved into mindless slap fighting and insults and both parties are unkillable war machines

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Tried of saying "this character has autism this character has anxiety" let's step it up a bit. I'm gunna start saying megatron has erectile dysfunction

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starscream gives everyone an aneurysm on national television

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i understand why jro dropped the "chromedome shadowplayed rewind" subplot, but i was convinced it was gonna be revealed that rewind asked chromedome to do it and im bummed it was never resolved :T

anyway my personal headcanon is that cd+rw found out dominus was dead, and rewind couldn't deal with it, so he had chromedome shadowplay him and they just carried on with their quest.

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dominus ambus confirmed for older sibling who cannot resist bragging that they’re the older sibling at any given time 

like. this is next level. not only were they born at basically the same time, they’re millions of years old and haven’t seen each other in millions of years 

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obsessed with characters who have never been married to each other, but are nonetheless divorced from each other

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IDW Transformers (2005)

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version 2

i would like to propose a bumper sticker

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i would like to propose a bumper sticker

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The decepticon v autobot conflict shouldnt be nice vs mean revolutionaries, it shouldnt even be petty gay dad drama it should be stupid leftist infighting because I 100% believe THAT drama would outlive a sun