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the prologue for my royal bishova au is here, and with it an edit I made as a little “trailer”. I would advise to watch the edit after having read the prologue 👀

Hope you enjoy! 🫶🏻

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I just need this. But maybe with Cassie, too. Credit: Thais @tati_sketch on X. It didn't say that she has a Tumblr, and I didn't find it here!

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616 Kate Bishop definitely uses two battle staves, like Mockingbird

Hot Toys Kate Bishop has two grip hands, obviously do the bow can be used on either hand.

I was thinking, what if I used two short swords, she could dual wield like Legolas!

But I suspect that is out of character, though it could be fun to try?

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Haileeween 2023 Presents: Kate training the Young Avengers. Part 1.

*Kate has set out an unplugged Nintendo Entertainment System on a table in the common room at Young Avengers HQ*

Kate: Your first task is to plug this into the TV, and get it to turn on. Once you’ve completed that, I’ll give you the next one.

*Yelena to Kate as they observe the Young Avengers at work*: Kate Bishop, are you sure this is the best way to test them?

Kate: Oh definitely!

*Cassie after a few minutes of struggling to figure out how to plug the NES into the TV*: This is impossible. There’s no way to plug this cord into the flatscreen.

*Kate subtly nods in the direction of the forgotten CRT TV in the corner*

*After a bit more struggling, the Young Avengers get the NES on. Ghosts ‘n Goblins is the game that comes on screen*

Kate: Great job guys! Your next task is beat this game. You can take turns, or give the controller to whoever at any point to take over, but you must beat the game. Good luck!

*The Young Avengers cheer as they get to play a video game for the rest of the training session not knowing how hard the game is.*

*Yelena to Kate*: Now that is just mean. Why would you subject them to this? They are just children.

Kate: If they can beat this game together, they can beat anything together.

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Crackship Hailee Steinfeld & Florence Pugh

Gifs belongs to they're owners. Scene idea 𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂 tiktok

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Haileeween 2023 Presents: Kate and Yelena at the Bar.

*Kate comes back to the booth Yelena is sitting at after using the restroom*

*Kate is dressed like Oliva Newton John as Sandy from the end of the movie Grease*

*Yelena is dressed like Michelle Pfeiffer as Stephanie from Grease 2*

Yelena: You were in there for ever. What took so long?

*Kate with a bright smile*: I got a start on my trick-or-treating early!

Yelena: In the girl's toilet?

*Kate slightly blushing*: Yeah. Drunk college girls are very open and accepting in the bathrooms.

*Yelena smirking*: So, Kate Bishop, what did you get?

*Kate pulling out items from her pumpkin shaped bucket*: I got half a roll of toilet paper! A bra! And someone's car keys.

*Yelena, eyebrows up*: Who's keys?

Kate: I dunno. It's a Mercedes though...

*Kate smirks*

*Yelena's smirk get bigger*

Kate and Yelena: Joyride!!!

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Kate Bishop greeting Captain America.

*Kate saluting*: Captain Rogers

Steve: Kate. We’ve talked about this…

Kate: Sorry. Mr. America.

*Steve unimpressed*: …Kate

Kate: Mr. Rogers.

*Steve just stares at Kate*

*Kate singing*: It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…

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Kate Bishop crawling through the vents. Part 25.

Kate crawling passed Kamala’s room at Avengers Tower when she smells something delicious: Hey Miss Marvelous! Something smells really good in here.

Kamala: Hi Kate! Yeah! It’s my “famous” vegan nachos. I was thinking that we could have an Avengers sleepover-…

*Kate already stuffing her face with nachos*

Kamala: I guess I’ll make more.

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The Adventures of Kate Bishop and Mjölnir.

*Natasha, Yelena, and Kate on a mission. Back-to-back-to-back, they look around as they are surrounded.*

Kate: Hold on. I've always wanted to try this.

*Kate breaks out of her defensive stance, closes her eyes and holds her hand out. Palm open, arm flexed like she's doing a "bro" handshake*

Natasha: Kate?-...

Yelena: What is she doing?!

*The thugs surrounding them startle as the sky grows black with storm clouds. So do Natasha and Yelena*

*The wind picks up. They hear a humming through the air as Mjölnir flies into Kate’s palm*

*Kate holds the hammer high and a giant bolt of lightning from the massive storm cloud above them strikes it*

*Kate opens her eyes, now sparkling with electricity. She swings the hammer down into the ground. The thunder clap knocks out all the surrounding thugs at once*

*Kate gets up, turns around excitedly with Mjölnir, Thor’s hammer, in her hand*: Oh my god! It worked! That was amazing!

*Yelena’s jaw drops*

*Natasha also shocked but smiling fondly at the young hero*: Kate Bishop, you really are something else.

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Kate Bishop crawling through the vents. Part 24

*Kate in Avenger's Tower crawling by Thor's room. She peeks in. He's not there...but Mjölnir is....She goes in silently and Army crawls to the hammer*

*She gets up, grips it with both hands, squats, and prepares her core to try and lift it with one hard yank*

*She immediately falls backwards as the hammer lifts with ease into her hands*

*Her first thoughts as she's on her back, holding Mjölnir above her, are 'Take that Clint!'*

*Then she fully realizes what's happening. She is holding Mjölnir like it weighs nothing. Like it accepts her as someone who can wield it*

*Kate holding out the hammer in front of her*: Okay. Only Thor, other Thor, and Captain America can pick you up right? So how can I?!

*Thor smiling from the doorway*: Looks like the young Hawkeye is worthy.

*Kate startled, drops Mjölnir* Oh hey!-I didn't mean to-

*Mjölnir flies back up towards her hand and she catches it*

*Thor strolls in and throws an arm around Kate's shoulders squishing her to his large body*: Nonsense, Katherine Bishop of Security. We shall tell all of your worthiness

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Kate Bishop crawling through the vents. Part 10.

*Kate bursting through the vent in Natasha's room*: Natasha! Quick! You have to come see this!

*Kate noticing Wanda*: Oh! Hi Wanda!

Wanda: Hello Kate.

Natasha: Kate Bishop, I am not getting in those vents with you.

Kate: I hear you but trust me! You're really gonna want to see this!

Wanda to Natasha: I read her mind. You do want to see this Nat.

Kate: Thanks Wanda! ...-wait?

*Natasha shoving Kate back into the vent*: Come on little hawk, lets go. Show me what you want to show me.

*Kate and Natasha looking through the vent in Yelena's room where she's practicing Nat's Black Widow poses.*

*Natasha smiling mischievously*: Kate. Thank you so much for this.

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Kate And Natasha play Heads Up.

*Kate, Yelena, Natasha, and Wanda having a double date night playing a game to kill time until their dinner reservation*

Kate: Can I be spread or squirted?

Natasha: You have to pick one or the other.

Kate: Can I be squirted?

Natasha: Yes.

Kate: Am I a waffle?!

Natasha: No, you don't squirt waffles.

Wanda: Ladies, we're already late for our dinner reservations...

*Kate and Natasha look up seeing that Wanda and Yelena are no longer sitting at the table*

Kate: Hey, you took your card off your forehead before you guessed what you were.

Natasha: That's against the rules.

*Wanda mutters*: I can read minds.

*Natasha to Kate*: Am I a gas?

Kate: No, you're big! Gasses aren't big.

*Yelena frustrated and hungry*: You guys wanna make out with us??

*Wanda nods in agreement with enthusiasm*

Natasha: A gas can occupy a big space.

Kate: Yeah, but the gas itself isn't big. My turn. Am I a fruit?

*Wanda and Yelena share a look that means neither of their dumb competitive girlfriends will return until they have this silly game settled and then leave the room together*

Natasha: On what planet are there squirt-able fruits?

Kate: ...A planet I wanna live on.

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*Bonus*

*Several hours later*

*Natasha tiredly*: Am I a balloon?

*Kate dejectedly*: No. Am I a tissue?

Natasha: No. Am I dirt?

Kate: No.

Natasha: Will you kill me?!

Kate: No.

*After a mission, Carol, Monica, and Kamala return late to the Avengers Tower common room. They find Natasha and Kate still playing the game*

Kate: Am I a finger puppet?

Natasha: No.

Kate: Am I a thermometer?

Natasha: No. Am I the French Revolution?

Kate: I don't even know what that is.

Carol: What are you guys doing?

Kate: We've been playing this game for 5 hours! We can't stop until one of us wins!

*Monica and Carol share a look and smirk at each other. Monica pointing at Kate*: You're "cheese".

*Carol pointing at Natasha*: You're "big toe".

*Kate and Natasha both yell in frustration, grab new cards, and start to question each other as The Marvels walk away laughing*

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Natasha Thinks They Kissed. ft Kate and Yelena. Part 2.

*Natasha and Yelena enter the common room at Avengers Tower. Steve is in the kitchenette making a sandwich*

*Yelena muffled* fanks vor taking me tuv da dened.

Natasha: I can't understand you.

*Yelena takes the bloody gauze out of her mouth and puts it into Natasha's hand*: Thanks for taking me to the dentist.

Steve: I'm making sandwiches. Would either of you like one?

*Yelena heading towards the door*: No, I need to get going. Fanny and Lucky have a play date.

*Natasha watches as Yelena leaves*

Steve: Nat? Sandwi-

Natasha: Yelena and Kate kissed!

*Steve's eyebrows shoot up*

Natasha: They gave her laughing gas and she said it when she was all loopy.

*Steve excitedly*: No way! Give me the deets!!

Natasha: I don't have any deets! Because after, she whispered "Don't tell Natasha"

Steve: Why would she tell you not to tell yourself?

Natasha: She doesn't even remember that she told me. So now I know this secret that I'm not supposed to know, and she doesn't even know that I know, and why wouldn't she want me to know?! Can you believe that Yelena and Kate kissed and she didn't tell me?!

Steve: Okay, just calm down.

*Natasha glaring*: Never. Tell me to calm down.

Steve: I'm sorry. Maybe they didn't kiss. You said she was on some gas. Maybe she didn't know what she was saying.

Natasha: She was saying some weird stuff. She thought her thumb was missing.

Steve: Was it?

Natasha: ...No.

Steve: Look, I'm just saying maybe she didn't want to tell you because she thought you'd react like this. Which is-? Why? I thought you liked Kate.

Natasha: I do like Kate. She's smart and strong. A quick learner. A good leader to her young team. But she's also arrogant, and overconfident, and reckless. She's basically half mini you, half mini Clint, and half mini Tony.

*Steve confused*: That's three ha-

Natasha: I can't have my sister dating any amount of Tony. God no. Clint is the most reckless human being I know. And you...

*Steve sheepishly looks down*

Natasha: I'm just trying to protect my sister from getting hurt. Kate will either break up with her because she can't sit still for longer than 2 seconds, or she'll get killed in the line of duty and leave Yelena that way.

Steve: They know the risks. And I don't think you're giving Kate enough credit. You said it yourself. She's a good kid. And I think she's good for your sister.

*Natasha sighs* Maybe you're right.

*Steve smiling*: That's the spirit!

*Steve hands her a sandwich* Now can you help me pass all these out?

*Natasha sees 15 sandwiches on the counter behind him*

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*Kate in the training room, cleaning up after a workout, singing to herself. Natasha walks up behind her*

Natasha: Kate Bishop!

*Kate screams and jumps in the air*

Natasha: Why so jumpy?

*Kate catching her breath*: Because you Black Widowed me!

Natasha: Kate, if I wanted you dead-

Kate: I'd be dead already. I know. You guys say that a lot. So how did Yelena do at the dentist?

Natasha: Like you'd expect.

Kate: She bit him?

Natasha: Four times. He may lose part of his finger. He gave her some of that laughing gas. And she started saying some pretty weird stuff.

Kate: Oh yeah? Like what?

Natasha: She thought her thumb was missing.

*Kate concerned*: Was it??

Natasha: No! God, you Captain America types. I think Sam is the only one who-

*Kate confused*: I'm Hawkeye.

Natasha: No. Kate, no. Just-she said you and her kissed.

*Kate freezes and her eyes get wide. Natasha stares her down. Kate starts running away. Natasha gives chase and tackles Kate. She pins her down so that she can't move. All of a sudden their roles are flipped as Nat finds herself on her back with Kate straddling her. Kate had just pulled a perfect Black Widow move on the Black Widow.*

Natasha: Where did you learn how to do that?!

*Kate, eyes sparkling*: I learned from the best.

*Natasha relaxes and Kate gives her a hand up*

Natasha: Why didn't you tell me that you two kissed?

Kate: She made me promise not to speak of it to you. And here I am speaking of it to you!

*Yelena from the doorway, angrily*: Oh thanks for keeping your promise, Kate Bishop!

Natasha: She didn't tell me. You did.

Yelena: I never said-

Natasha: Yes you did! At the dentist. We're sisters. We tell each other everything. Why didn't you tell me this?

Yelena: Because I knew you would go after Kate!

Natasha: You didn't know-

Yelena: Then what was this?! huh?!

*The sisters start arguing in Russian*

Kate: Did you just call me a dog?

Natasha: No, I said you were like a dog-

*Kate joins in the argument with the two sisters and the three of them fight for a while*

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*Kate, Natasha, and Yelena on three chairs stuck together with a putty arrow and with duct tape.*

*Clint securing the duct tape*

Steve: Okay. Now I want you ladies to talk this through like adults. We'll be back in 15 to check on you.

*Clint and Steve leave*

Natasha: Why did you tell them where the duct tape was?

Kate: I don't know! I was trying to be helpful!

Yelena: Yeah, you helped them alright.

Natasha: It's fine. Pretty soon we'll be out of here. I can turn my back and then you two can resume kissing behind it!

*Yelena sighs*: Natasha, it is not like that. I am confused about my romantic feelings and Kate was helping me out. I didn't tell you because...I wasn't ready and I asked Kate not to say anything.

*Natasha*: Sestra, I will always love and accept you no matter what. But one thing, Kate?

Kate: If I hurt Yelena, you'll kill me?

Natasha: No. If you hurt Yelena, she'll kill you herself. I just want you to look out for her.

Kate: I'll always have her back. Every Black Widow needs a Hawkeye, right?

*Starlord runs into the training room*: Where's my banjo?!

Kate: Why do you have a banjo in the training room?

Peter: No time! There's a hot girl on another planet who I just found out really likes banjo music!

*He runs out with his banjo, leaving the girls tied up*

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Natasha Thinks They Kissed. ft Kate and Yelena. Part 1.

*Natasha and Yelena at the dentist's office.*

Dentil Hygienist: Alright Yelena, just sit here.

*Yelena sits down in the chair*

DH: Let me adjust this for you.

*The chair starts tipping back. Yelena freaked out*: Whoa! What are you doing, Lady?!

Natasha: She's just gonna have you lie down.

Yelena: Oh. Well, I do like laying down.

*DH grabs a bib*: And I'm gonna put this around your neck.

Yelena: Ooo what are we having? Ribs?

DH: No. See when the dentist starts drilling into your teeth-

*Yelena starts thrashing*: Drilling into my teeth?!?!

*Natasha wrestling Yelena back into the chair*: No! No! It's okay! It's okay!

Yelena: I don't want to do this! I don't want to do this!

Natasha: You can do this, sestra. Doctor?! You better get in here soon!!

*The Dentist runs in*: Hey! Hey! Girls, girls, girls!

Natasha: Hi Dr. Wheeler. This is my sister, Yelena. She's a little nervous.

Yelena: Way nervous.

Natasha: She hasn't been to the dentist since...*trying to do the mental math*...She's never been to a dentist.

Dr Wheeler: Yelena, there is nothing to worry about.

*Yelena threateningly*: There better not be.

*Dr. Wheeler turns to Natasha*: Why don't you go sit out in the waiting room and I'll get Yelena's teeth checked out.

*Yelena as Natasha is walking out*: ya tebya nenavizhu (i hate you)

Natasha: Ya tozhe tebya lyublyu (i love you too)

*Natasha shuts the door behind her and takes a few steps. She hears screaming coming from the room and heads back in to see that Yelena has somehow pinned both the dentist and his assistant into the chair while threatening them with the dentil picks.*

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*Natasha, Dr. Wheeler, and the Dental Hygienist are all looking at Yelena's teeth*

Natasha: Her teeth look good!

Dr. Wheeler: Yep. I fitted her for her missing tooth. Put in a temporary, and filled three other cavities.

Natasha: You hear that, Yelena?

*Yelena giggling*: You're blurry, pretty blurry woman.

*Natasha to Dr. Wheeler*: You gave her laughing gas?

Dr. Wheeler: It really calmed her down. She might be a little loopy for awhile.

*Dr. Wheeler and his assistant leave the room. Natasha looks over at Yelena and she's holding all the sharp scalpels.*

*Natasha grabbing them out of Yelena's hand*: How're you doing?

Yelena: Okay. But we need to get out of here, because I need to go to the dentist.

Natasha: We're at the dentist.

Yelena: Whoa! That was fast.

*Yelena looking down at her fist*: Whoa. It's gone.

Natasha: What's gone?

Yelena: My thumb. It was here a second ago.

*Natasha takes her hand and gently uncurls her fist*: Here. See? Your thumb came back.

*Yelena starts laughing really hard. It causes Natasha to show a fond smile. Then Yelena abruptly stops.*

*Yelena very seriously*: What's so funny?

Natasha: You.

*Yelena giggling*: Oh. Hey. Come here. I want to tell you a secret.

*Yelena grabs Nat by the face and pulls her close, whispering*: I like...hot sauce on my Mac & Cheese.

*Natasha laughing*: It's not a secret that you like hot sauce on your Mac & Cheese.

Yelena: I know. That's because I got scared to tell you my real secret.

*Natasha amused*: What's the real secret?

*Yelena grabs Nat by the cheeks and pulls her close again, whispering*: Me and Kate Bishop kissed.

*Natasha's smile falls*: What?

*Yelena whispering louder:* Me and Kate Bishop. We kissed.

*Natasha completely shocked*: What?!

*Yelena makes kissy faces at her:* You know, like this.

Natasha: You and Kate kissed?!

*Yelena giggling and whispering*: Shh! Don't tell Natasha!

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Kate Bishop crawling thought the vents. Part 23.

*Yelena and Kate enjoying a girls nights watching Disney movies and eating Kraft Mac & Cheese*

*Yelena looks over at Kate and smiles*

*Kate notices and smiles back with a slight blush*

Yelena: Did it hurt?

*Kate smirking*: ...when I fell from heaven?...well, I mean-

Yelena: -No. When you fell out of the vent earlier?

*Kate shocked*: You saw that?!

*Yelena with a knowing smirk*

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Wanda's Vision ft Kate and Yelena.

*Wanda with Yelena, currently seeing a vision of Yelena's future*: There's someone with you!

Yelena: Okay.

Wanda: And you'll fight her!

Yelena: Oh good. That I can deal with-

Wanda: -Wait! No, no, no, no. Is that a hug?

Yelena: Am I hugging or fighting?!

Wanda: An embrace? An embrace!

Yelena: Embrace who??

Wanda: I don't know! Wait! Wait! Almost there! *The vision shows Yelena and Kate hugging*

*Yelena incredulously*: Kate Bishop?!?!

*The vision has ended*

*Wanda knowingly*: Your crush. That's great!

*Yelena growling in embarrassment*

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We Don't Talk About Kate.

FRIDAY: I won't be able to assist you inside there, Miss Stark.

Morgan Stark: I need to do this. For you. For Mom. Maybe a little for me.

*Morgan looking determined up at the rock face she needs to climb*: Find Kate. Learn about my dad.

*After barely making it up the rock face, Morgan spots a hooded figure down a narrow corridor* Hey!

*The figure darts off and Morgan gives chase. They use their quickness and agility to parkour across a wide gap in the ground. Morgan takes a deep breath as she steels herself to jump across. She doesn't make it. She can see her hand missing the ledge in slow motion. She closes her eyes to prepare for the fall into the canyon. Something strong grabs her wrist. She looks up. It's Kate*

Kate: You're very sweaty.

*Kate pulls her up. She's safe. Finally, she can get the answers no one has ever told her about Ironman*

*Kate walks away*: Bye.

*Morgan surprised*: What? Wait! No. Hold on! Wait! Wait! I need you to tell me about my dad... *notices the patched-up cracks in the walls* ...have you been in here patching the cracks in the walls?

Kate: Oh, that? No, no, no, no, no. I'm too scared to go by those things. All the patchings are done by Ekaterina.

Morgan: Who is Ekaterina?

*Kate with a hood over her head covering her eyes*: I'm Ekaterina and I'm scared of nothing!

*Kate takes off her hood*: It's actually me. I used to say that my "real superpower" was acting. *chuckles awkwardly*

*Morgan smiles awkwardly back and glances away. When she looks back at Kate, there is a bucket over her head*

*Kate holding up a spackle spatula*: I'm Katya. I make the spackle.

Morgan: Just how long have you been...back here?...