pretend-im-not-there
pretend-im-not-there
You didn't see a thing.
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Just a guy. I like writing, have a gaming channel with a friend, and I'm re-watching some anime.
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pretend-im-not-there · 8 days ago
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Image quality sucks cuz it's about 3 layers deep, but here.
Minna-san, suiyoubi desu.
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pretend-im-not-there · 17 days ago
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I wanna say something witty, but this image just says so much on its own.
Add caption here.
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pretend-im-not-there · 20 days ago
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robot girl domme for whom safewording requires two factor authentication
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pretend-im-not-there · 24 days ago
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Last note for hunting. Failed to get Rey Dau armor, only killed 2 apexes in high rank so far. Full high rank armor now. Learning to hate large monsters and their twitching out of my hammers damage area.
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pretend-im-not-there · 25 days ago
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Day 3 of Wilds.
Carting a lot more. Helps to not wear 3 star armor on 5 star hunts. Also to be prepared with dung pods when facing herds.
Reached HR25 and have gotten all but body armor to high rank armor. Dunno the armor, but gonna see if I can't make my low rank Rey Dau body into high rank.
But most importantly, Rove continues to be best Wud.
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pretend-im-not-there · 26 days ago
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Day 2 of Wilds.
Got first credits and reached HR12. Cart count: 1. It was against Rey Dau, on the slope of a sand dune. Terrible visibility.
Got a couple of offsets against Arkveld. Feels good man.
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pretend-im-not-there · 27 days ago
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MH:Wilds is out and I gotta say...
Getting hammer offsets off of Ray Dau wing attacks really feels good. Like, Yeah, come at me bitch so I can swat you down like a fly!
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pretend-im-not-there · 2 months ago
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"Bitter Gavv" and he makes gochisou's from bitter and spicy snacks (and it looks like rootbeer flavored, which is understandable considering japan).
Meanwhile, our hero appears to make his from sweet and salty snacks.
Considering the flavor profiles, there's still a rider who will make his minions from umami flavor snacks.
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pretend-im-not-there · 2 months ago
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Them kids are getting too much free time on that bus. Gonna need them to start making Monokuma's new body.
what does this mean.
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pretend-im-not-there · 3 months ago
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Had to stop playing .hack Outbreak for the afternoon after that Fidchell fight. Fuck Fidchell. Had to break him 4 fucking times cuz he'd do a cutscene attack as the break is happening.
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pretend-im-not-there · 3 months ago
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Of course I know where it is. I know where it is because I subtracted where it isn't from where it is, or where it is from where it isn't (whichever is greater) to develop a difference, or deviation, to find it.
Monokuma knows where the bus is at all times. It knows where it is because he knows where it isn't.
......do YOU know where it is?
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pretend-im-not-there · 4 months ago
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So, I'm calling it here, Shouma has had a dark snack before, but it changed him into the monster that attacked Hanto's mother.
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Look at the picture of the Granute that he drew from memory. Specifically at the stomach, the red gavv.
The missing memory means he probably goes into berserker mode when it happens. He didn't even hunt Hanto's mother for eating.
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pretend-im-not-there · 4 months ago
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In Boonboomger, of the 3 goons, Itasha says that she was a pickpocket.
Does that make her a dorobou neko onna?
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pretend-im-not-there · 4 months ago
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Not much a fan of this seasons rider, but I still watch and come up with a question.
Will they do a popcorn form? If so, who gets it? Gavv? Valen? Or maybe, some secret 3rd rider?
Follow-up: Caramel corn form for power up.
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pretend-im-not-there · 4 months ago
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"Cows killing more people than sharks is a bad statistic because people spend more time around cows than sharks on average."
Fair, but counterpoint: Hippos kill more humans than sharks.
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pretend-im-not-there · 4 months ago
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(via あごひげ海賊団 : 「これでもかっ!」って位に思いっきり間違えてるバナナ広告)
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pretend-im-not-there · 4 months ago
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There is. It's using a Kanji "wa" where it's supposed to be a Hiragana "wa". Important difference.
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Fandom Problem #6299:
Some people: this character is a trans girl!
The “trans girl”: 俺 和 男の子 です
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