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Had to stop playing .hack Outbreak for the afternoon after that Fidchell fight. Fuck Fidchell. Had to break him 4 fucking times cuz he'd do a cutscene attack as the break is happening.

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Of course I know where it is. I know where it is because I subtracted where it isn't from where it is, or where it is from where it isn't (whichever is greater) to develop a difference, or deviation, to find it.

Monokuma knows where the bus is at all times. It knows where it is because he knows where it isn't.

......do YOU know where it is?

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So, I'm calling it here, Shouma has had a dark snack before, but it changed him into the monster that attacked Hanto's mother.

Look at the picture of the Granute that he drew from memory. Specifically at the stomach, the red gavv.

The missing memory means he probably goes into berserker mode when it happens. He didn't even hunt Hanto's mother for eating.

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In Boonboomger, of the 3 goons, Itasha says that she was a pickpocket.

Does that make her a dorobou neko onna?

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Not much a fan of this seasons rider, but I still watch and come up with a question.

Will they do a popcorn form? If so, who gets it? Gavv? Valen? Or maybe, some secret 3rd rider?

Follow-up: Caramel corn form for power up.

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"Cows killing more people than sharks is a bad statistic because people spend more time around cows than sharks on average."

Fair, but counterpoint: Hippos kill more humans than sharks.

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(via あごひげ海賊団 : 「これでもかっ！」って位に思いっきり間違えてるバナナ広告)

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There is. It's using a Kanji "wa" where it's supposed to be a Hiragana "wa". Important difference.

Fandom Problem #6299:

Some people: this character is a trans girl!

The “trans girl”: 俺 和 男の子 です

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Haven't been keeping up with Sengoku Youko before today, had issues.

Man, gotta wait a week for Shinsuke's king performance? But I want it nooooooowwwww.

Also want Yazen roasting Senya's choice of transformation sooner. Hilarious how Senya drove himself mad about his transforming body, he finally clears himself of it through the thousand arm Kanon idea, then Yazen just sits on the sidelines like "Huh? What's all that extra stuff? It's useless. You could do more with less."

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So... I made a character in D&D that's basically Kamen Rider Build. Harengon monk that has amnesia. Perfect for a one-shot game.

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A thing about Garo.

The priest in Makai Senki was right in a way. The Makai Knights are in a losing battle. More knights are falling to stronger horrors, and their armors can only be inherited through their bloodline, meaning if a knight dies without an heir, his armor is lost in the makai. On top of which, there is a zero percent chance that horrors will stop spawning, meaning their battle is endless.

But the knights will still stand up and bear their blade against the darkness. Their fight will only end in their death, but they will fight to the last breath. And in that, there is a sort of beauty in their fight. A reason that their best is clad in a golden armor.

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I like to think the joke is that Bubble didn't curse or even say anything too abnormal. It's just that what Caine said was literal. Anybody else could have said it, but Bubble isn't allowed to, so it gets beeped.

... wait I just realized...

Why tf can Bubble curse without a censor bar over their mouth????

Why tf can Bubble speak backwards???

Can Caine like... Not control Bubble and Bubble is the only thing he can't control??? Because he seems only genuinely caught off guard and confused by only Bubble and what they say/do

Is bubble like the actual creator talking in game??? (Ik Gooseworx voices Bubble btw but I mean like in the show itself)

I have so many questions about Bubble rn

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Me, in a mech-suit waiting to launch on a mission that will likely kill thousands: "Operator~, can you help me make this call~? You see the number on the matchbook is old and faded~"

Operator: "Hey, focus. You're about to drop into a chemical plant. A few wrong moves and the entire area is no more than smoke."

Me: "She's living in L.A., with my best old ex-friend Ray~"

Operator: "Y'know, this stopped being funny after the 5th time."

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There's lots of scenes for me to consider posting. Like this Ryukendo screenshot of Doctor Worm.

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Got around to this week's Boonboomger.

They just straight lifted Zetton's sfx from ultraman for this thing. Like, it's straight up saying Zetton.

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Early Garo Crimson Moon summary: "Unable to give Gandalf a gun and big naturals. Gave Abe no Seimei big naturals instead. Still searching for gun."

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So... it was probably a bad idea to bring back the Demon King with ALL negative emotions. Probably should have filtered some out of the running, y'know? Keep some of those emotions from affecting him.

So yeah, your Demon King has suicidal depression. Good luck with that.