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Haven't been keeping up with Sengoku Youko before today, had issues.

Man, gotta wait a week for Shinsuke's king performance? But I want it nooooooowwwww.

Also want Yazen roasting Senya's choice of transformation sooner. Hilarious how Senya drove himself mad about his transforming body, he finally clears himself of it through the thousand arm Kanon idea, then Yazen just sits on the sidelines like "Huh? What's all that extra stuff? It's useless. You could do more with less."

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So... I made a character in D&D that's basically Kamen Rider Build. Harengon monk that has amnesia. Perfect for a one-shot game.

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A thing about Garo.

The priest in Makai Senki was right in a way. The Makai Knights are in a losing battle. More knights are falling to stronger horrors, and their armors can only be inherited through their bloodline, meaning if a knight dies without an heir, his armor is lost in the makai. On top of which, there is a zero percent chance that horrors will stop spawning, meaning their battle is endless.

But the knights will still stand up and bear their blade against the darkness. Their fight will only end in their death, but they will fight to the last breath. And in that, there is a sort of beauty in their fight. A reason that their best is clad in a golden armor.

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I like to think the joke is that Bubble didn't curse or even say anything too abnormal. It's just that what Caine said was literal. Anybody else could have said it, but Bubble isn't allowed to, so it gets beeped.

... wait I just realized...

Why tf can Bubble curse without a censor bar over their mouth????

Why tf can Bubble speak backwards???

Can Caine like... Not control Bubble and Bubble is the only thing he can't control??? Because he seems only genuinely caught off guard and confused by only Bubble and what they say/do

Is bubble like the actual creator talking in game??? (Ik Gooseworx voices Bubble btw but I mean like in the show itself)

I have so many questions about Bubble rn

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Me, in a mech-suit waiting to launch on a mission that will likely kill thousands: "Operator~, can you help me make this call~? You see the number on the matchbook is old and faded~"

Operator: "Hey, focus. You're about to drop into a chemical plant. A few wrong moves and the entire area is no more than smoke."

Me: "She's living in L.A., with my best old ex-friend Ray~"

Operator: "Y'know, this stopped being funny after the 5th time."

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There's lots of scenes for me to consider posting. Like this Ryukendo screenshot of Doctor Worm.

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Got around to this week's Boonboomger.

They just straight lifted Zetton's sfx from ultraman for this thing. Like, it's straight up saying Zetton.

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Early Garo Crimson Moon summary: "Unable to give Gandalf a gun and big naturals. Gave Abe no Seimei big naturals instead. Still searching for gun."

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So... it was probably a bad idea to bring back the Demon King with ALL negative emotions. Probably should have filtered some out of the running, y'know? Keep some of those emotions from affecting him.

So yeah, your Demon King has suicidal depression. Good luck with that.

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why don't they make transparent electronics anymore?

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I'm back on the old .hack IMOQ games, and I'm always reminded that the background of the story to .hack is really something.

Guy loved an already married woman so much that when she died he tried making a digital AI child between them. But the program that was gathering human data to make the child got cognizance and became afraid of having no purpose, so everything in the .hack series happened.

It's like if Dante had a stenographer writing Inferno, but then the stenographer suddenly went on a murderous rampage.

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They say it's always darkest beneath the lighthouse. They just don't tell you the full story.

Dirk Wachsmuth

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Concept art for Peach in Super Mario RPG, made at a point during the game's design process where a classic fantasy theme (revolving around knights and swords) was considered for the game's aesthetic.

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Me: "Today is a rest day. After I get home from watching my dad's dog for the morning, I'm staying home to rest."

MHN: Y'know that monster you've been trying to get materials from? There's 5 of them on the other side of your neighborhood and you have 15 minutes to get to them before the monster refresh. Oh, you got those? There's 4 more over here now that it's refreshed. You'll never have this kind of luck again.

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What if humanity comes into contact with an alien race, and in translation, they report their home planet is also called Earth. And not like they're returning home by coming to Earth, but that across millions of lightyears, there was another race of aliens who named their planet Earth.

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And then the movie/specials introduce Belial (great villain) and Ultraman Zero (biggest heisei Ultra in Japan).

Ultraman but it's Pokémon or something ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Ultra Galaxy Mega Monster Battle and Ultra Galaxy Mega Monster Battle Season 2: Never Ending Odyssey are very good shows :D

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Me: "Alright, I've done a dedicated 1:12 long walk, I can stay at home safe and sedentary for the rest of the day."

Also me: "These materials in Monster hunter now can only be gathered in swamp mining points, I need to cross a major road and go down the street to reach them but I can get it done quick! Wait, how has an hour and a half passed?"