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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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Evil has taken root!

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Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

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diversity win! your friend survived the lab accident and is now something distinctly nonhuman

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Bad Future - Kuryliuk Darya

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Those Bygone Days - Autumn 

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okay I know they were making progress with the cloning technology, but why did they have to make so many mike wazowskis? I have an infestation in my attic, guys, it isn’t funny anymore. 

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i remember when the baskin trial was all over the news but i didnt know til today that *both* founders of baskin-robbins are serving life sentences for *totally unrelated* murders

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Merry Christmas everyone! We decided to stop the Santa story with our kids this year by saying that he died in an acid rainstorm before he could get to our house— they stop believing without being mad at us 😂. Hubby got me some gamma ray blocking MK sunglasses 😎 So #blessed 😍

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My mother decided to come home for the holidays, which would be nice if she didn’t bring a horrible strain of plague spore disease with her... I can barely get work done anyways with the oldest kids on break and the youngest’s eyes coming in. And now I need to clean up my mom’s pus leakage. No wonder a third of apocalypse survivors are moms-- our job is tougher than any armageddon #girlboss

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We will be hosting a holiday movie night on the 23rd!

Location: 9 C̵̨̧̬̹͉̺͐̆̒̌̉͜͜t̵̡̼̤̙͍̪̃̊̊̐͌̈̅̋̕ͅḧ̶͈̜́̅ų̴̱̳̟͊l̸͔͙̳͎͔͈̲͍͂͛̎͝u̵̡̱͕͌͌ Rd. (look for the red house just left of the seething mass of tentacles)

WARNING!!! DO NOT APPROACH THE TENTACLES. YOU MUST SACRIFICE AT LEAST HALF OF ANY FOOD YOU BRING TO THE TENTACLES. 

Date and time: 23.12.2144, 7pm

Movie: Cats: a Holiday Special (2140 ver.)

Legal: yes*

Other info: bring your own gas mask; pets must be under control; do not touch any plants (yes, any. no matter what you see, it’s probably carnivorous and/or highly carcinogenic)

*not accounting for sudden governmental changes, so be sure to bring your ID and proof of existence

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PSA: keep your pets in your own yards! Not to name names, but a CERTAIN small white dog has been terrorizing our tulips with its radioactive pee! The owner should be paying more attention— the current state of the world DOESN’T justify killing our beautiful flowers. You know who you are.

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is the constant acid rain getting you down? me too! theres no tips in this post, we’re all just suffering together through this in our bunkers as we contemplate whether or not to repaint the walls because staring at them so long is making you skeptical of that color choice. just be grateful you aren’t dying outside...only go out if there are no gray clouds and always carry your government sanctioned emergency pack! stay safe guys xx thoughts and prayers to all ❤️

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Me and the youngest— his eyes 👀 are starting to surface already. Feels like yesterday he still had a smooth baby 👶 face.... Time flies!

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LOL will show this to hubby! He loves to fish but we all know who’s doing the decontamination, gutting, cooking, dishes... 🙄😡 still love my baby though😝😘😂