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Dick Size...an Explanation?

What if the original reason for no sex till marriage was because guys were more obsessed with dick size because there were less of them in one place cuz the Jewish people just jailbreaked out of Egypt with the help of the O.G.O.D (like a rap name xD) so God was all like, that's enough bro's for cereal dick size is nbd, it all comes down to the left over clay I got up here to use for you. (Which actually would explain the entirety of genetics, boom) So God made a law that nobody could have sex before marriage, no adultery (except also mainly for morally objectionable behaviour), and nobody could be gay; all that so that nobody would ever know anybody else's dick size.

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I've been learning how to draw :)

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I made a little kid cry, now I'm conflicted

I accidentally cut my self while shaving today. When I walked out of the bathroom my sister's friend looked at me in horror and ran away. When I asked what's up my sister said she's just finished reading The Mask of the Red Death. So I painted her face red and watched chaos ensue.

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Glazed Oatmeal Maple Scones with Pecan Currants

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M5GjeIeDpk

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https://www.youtube.com/user/JouleTheif

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Prometheus

So I had this thought about the movie Prometheus. Like what if at the beginning the alien bro was actually an exile and the things he swallowed were suicide pills so pretty much his options were live life alone forever or perform community service by killing yourself to create a new planetary ecosystem.

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The clothes make the man?

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Alone for the First TIme

I'm watching Supernatural alone for the very first time and it is scary as hell. Demons burning the damn people on ceilings, like they're some hardcore mafia warning. And in the next one people are being eaten by what's probably man-bear-pig in the woods. Tellin ya' it's some brick dropping shit.

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First Tumblr Post

SO this is the first in the chronicles of my crazy life. I've decided I'm going to use you awesome guys as a way to keep an online scrapbook :) Not a very interesting start, right now I'm just kicking back and playing some battlefield.