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Kong, getting ready to fight Scar King:
Sorry not sorry
Kong after fighting Scar King, Shimo and the other apes:
Poor fella needs a break...
*Spoiler for JJK below*
I feel bad cos I was laughing so hard whilst drawing this
#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#kong#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#jjk spoilers#nah id win#kong really probably said that#before he got his ass whooped#by Scar King#Shimo#and other apes#poor fella#needs a break#for reals#please let him rest gosh#ngl i did kinda laugh whilst drawing this#sorry not sorry#hehehjkwhbcfkjNDSvj#don't judge meeee#do not repost#my art
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the fact that the new gen are losing their shit about caleb being yandere while ive been into this shit since jumin han bad ending and saeran if you know who they are you the og otome gamer 🔥💯
#for reals#it was the absolute shit!!#was super into 707#I remembering setting alarms at 3 am so I wouldn’t miss their chat#good ol’ times#am I old for mentioning mystic messenger?#skipps chat#lads caleb#love and deepspace#mystic messenger#mysme jumin#mysme saeran#love and deepspace caleb
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if my close friends decided to prank my sister by pretending her crush wanted to meet her alone while they SECRETLY RECORDED her taking her top off and then she ended up dead because of it ALONG WITH HER TWIN… i don’t think i would just scare them a bit for youtube. i think it would be genuine deaths happening on that mountain in that lodge by my hands. u don’t even need to bring a creature into it lol
real older siblings get it…
#until dawn#josh washington#also#josh deserved better#he deserved to kill at least one of them#for reals#i’m serious#also deserved an ending where he actually lives#not that trapped in the mines bullshit
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they’re defrosting
#it’s TIIIIIIME!#alexa play all i want for christmas mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#frank iero#mikey way#ray toro#christmas#you heard me..#mcr#emo#emo christmas#For reals
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Finally saw the new Cybertruck in person
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WIP Wednesday
In light of this:
Have some WIP Wednesday (actual Wednesday, that is):
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Fang Duobing wakes some unknown time later, the van still dark, Lianhua pressed against him from shoulders to knees. “Ah, there you are,” Lianhua says nonsensically, but before he can ask any questions, Lianhua is leaning in to kiss him, uncaring of morning breath.
He gets on board quickly, kissing Lianhua, licking into his mouth, shifting to press his morning erection against Lianhua’s thigh. Lianhua presses back, hand sliding slowly down his back, making Fang Duobing squirm at the ticklish sensation. When Lianhua reaches his ass, he gives his cheek a squeeze. “Mmph,” Fang Duobing starts, but Lianhua’s tongue is in his mouth, clever fingers slipping ‘round to trace his ass, sliding between his cheeks until one fingertip rests lightly on his hole. “Oh,” he groans into Lianhua’s mouth, bucking against him.
“Have you done this?” Lianhua murmurs, finger pressing gently.
Shaking his head, Fang Duobing arches, letting that finger press a little deeper before it slides away. “No,” he gasps out, “but I’m, uh— it’s not—”
“Mmm…” he opens his eyes to see Lianhua smiling at him, lips curved and eyes bright and he has to lean in and kiss him some more because he’s so damn beautiful.
Lianhua doesn’t object, shifts into the kiss, finger still resting on his hole, the rest of his hand cupping Fang Duobing’s ass. When he draws back for air, Lianhua gives a little squeeze. “Do you want me to finger you open? Suck you off?”
“Yes!” he can’t stop himself from shouting, so when Lianhua buries his face in his neck for a moment, his shoulders shaking, he’s a little confused. “Uh…”
Lianhua shifts back, still laughing, eyes crinkled in mirth. It’s a little embarrassing, he thinks, but seeing Lianhua this happy— he’s willing to take a little embarrassment for that.
#mysterious lotus casebook#li lianhua#fang duobing#rock star au#wip wednesday#my fic#writing is a bullshit hobby#it will definitely be vital to the character#for reals#also how do i end up writing blowjobs so often#HOW???#sigh...#the travails of a writer
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Day 39: I can give you my heart!
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For Real.
#florida#for reals#florida fr#elden ring#elden ring meme#soulsborne#dark souls#fromsoft#fromsoftware#soulslike#soulsborne meme#bloodborne#concept art#meme#memes
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I was sick so many times in 2024, I just know that the first time I get a sore throat in 2025, I'm going to throw hands lol
Like, I know it's coming. Probably sooner rather than later. I'm in public spaces a lot. I KNOW it's coming. But god I pray it's going to take a few more weeks or better yet months, because I will genuinely be SO upset.
#for reals#when i was super ill in december and then only healthy for a week once i had finally recovered before coming down with the next cold...#i was sooooo angry and sad haha#so i really feel like this next cold is gonna break me#personal#colds#illness
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"Facts" - Tom MacDonald (feat. Ben Shapiro)
Angie/Maddie🦇❥✝︎🇺🇸
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fuuuuuuuuuuck
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i might start beating those pseudo decolonizers one day 😔✊ like y'all saying you want to decolonize your own country AND then go on and support a full blown documented genocide
#medu rambles#desiblr#free palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#israel is a fucking play pretend state run by white supremacy and delusion#anyways#sanghiblr i am your worst enemy i swear y'all testing my patience rn#zionists kys#for reals#hmmm supporting israel wonder what the reason might be hmmm#geez
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Felt like going out for a walk and ended up falling outside the 7 eleven near my house I hurt my ankle and scrapped my knee being alive is so embarrassing rn
#i dropped my friggin cup noodles too 😭#that couldve aired on a la rosa de Guadalupe episode it felt so dramatic#zeri screams#tbd#for reals
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Me obsessed with you? Absolutely
#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#astarion#baldur’s gate spoilers#baldur’s gate astarion#that hat#he looks so good#like come on#swoon#he does things to me#for reals#screen shots
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