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people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol

can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit

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He’s so fucking valid I love him

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this eurasian jackdaw with unusually pale plumage was spotted perched on a dumpster in russia.

(x)

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How to Draw Bird Feet and Legs by SPARROUU

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If I had a demonic me in my bed I’d stay too ;p

Every. Fucking. Morning.

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i’ve relapsed 

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Hey Red, do you like Cuphead game?

Never played, don’t like all these mickey-mousey vibes. Not my nostalgia...

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I read every single one of your posts in Red's voice and honestly it's the best thing ever

That’s how some of them come into existence in the first place... My brain being cooperative and producing in-character lines is the best part of my fandom hyperfixations. The downside is, sometimes it gets stubbornly silent and I struggle with writing even one tiny post...

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Hey Red, these birds are related to dinosaurs.

Remember it when you’re about to ask me another silly question... *toothy smirk*

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do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

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“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

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Okay but Image! a Angry Bird and little mermaid crossover? Chuck is Ariel(wearing Ariel dress) and Red is Prince Eric in the Kiss the girl scene????

Dress? He’d wear fishnets at best...

And you forget one thing: Chuck would never never NEVER trade his voice for anything, he LIVES for being a quirky annoyance! :P

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Old-ish picture of old-ish Red who is a teacher or something

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It’s perfect I’m ordering 10

“Go Away” door mats are simply majestic.

Look at this thing.

It’s so deliciously grumpy, such a splendid twist on a welcome mat. I want one.