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Jegulus "hear me out" cake but it's just Regulus putting Fleamont's picture on it over and over again

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barty is the biggest astrophysics nerd. like he can and will talk for hours and hours about black holes, and the history and expansion of the universe, and dark energy, and einstein's cosmological theories, and t=0, and the formation of galaxies, and and and

like tell me he didn't dream of working for nasa and had notebooks upon notebooks filled with equations and diagrams TELL ME

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test - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 239

"It's like a test, see?" Alice explained to the group, while Regulus stared with pinched eyebrows. "If you ask for an orange and he gives it to you already peeled, he loves you. If he doesn't, then...he doesn't!"

"That's ridiculous," Regulus said, disgusted. "Why the fuck would that matter?"

"Because he does the work for you?" Peter shrugged. "It's chivalry, I think."

But Regulus wasn't about to agree with that. "Hey, Jamie?" he called to James, who was standing in the kitchen with Sirius, animatedly discussing a Quidditch game. "Will you get me an orange?"

Not even looking up, James grabbed an orange from the bowl and tossed it to Regulus, who caught it in one hand.

But rather than feeling embarrassed at James's lack of initiative, he then yelled to James again. "Hey, Jamie?"

The other man looked up, stopping short in the middle of a sentence to meet Regulus's eyes.

"Would you rob a bank if I asked you to?" he asked, fluttering his eyelashes.

"Of course, love. Just say the word," James nodded, completely unphased.

"Hmm," Regulus hummed, grinning. "Would you kill someone if I asked you to?"

"Probably," James shrugged, still straight-faced.

"How about Sirius? Would you kill him?" Regulus pushed, smirking.

"If he deserved it," James laughed, dodging Sirius's punch.

"Too right," Regulus beamed.

And, turning back to his friends, he gave them a satisfied expression. "Keep your damn orange peels. That's true love."

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September 19th ~Rosekiller ~ Word Count: 316 ~ Prompt: Cheek @rosekillermicrofic

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Evan stopped Barty in the doorway, “You're drunk. Stay somewhere else.”

Barty recoiled, “Excuse me?” 

“You need to go.”

“Don't tell me what to do.” He shot back.

“You know, maybe I’d be nicer if you weren’t drinking yourself to death.”

“Oh, fuck this. I'm leaving. I’ll be the good guy and turn the other cheek.”

“The good guy? You're always manipulating me!”

“Bullshit! I’m not the one kickin’ you out!”

“You just always need a reaction from me. Why? Does it get you off? Is that it? Is it some sick fantasy of yours?”

“Shut up!” Barty shouted.

Evan kept going, “Why me, huh? I'm the only one you do this to. Does making me angry turn you on? Did it finally click that you're just a pathetic, sadistic, closeted little-”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Barty's words echoed in the silent room. He sighed, “You're right. I- I don't know how to... I'm in love with you, okay?” He blurted, "And I hurt you because it was easier than facing the truth."

It was a while before Evan managed to speak,

"You love me?" He whispered. Barty nodded,

"I always have."

Evan blew out a breath, “I love you too... Even though you’re a fucking maniac.”

Barty snorted, his eyes filled with tears, "Like you aren't just as crazy."

They jumped when a voice came from nowhere,

“Finally.” Regulus groaned, “I’ve been waiting for three years.”

“When the fuck did you get here?”

Regulus rolled his eyes, “I’ve been here all morning, nitwit. I’m still waiting for you idiots to kiss.”

Evan looked back to find Barty was already staring, he looked nervous. 

Evan didn’t hesitate, surging forward to kiss the absolute mess of a fucking man that he loved with all his heart.

Sure, they were toxic, maybe even a little insane. But somehow, they worked. And what kind of love isn’t a little crazy?

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I guarantee its been too long since you last watched this video

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the black brothers gossip. 100%. and when they do james and remus just watch in awe, because the conversation goes from english to rapid-fire frenglish and they aren’t even sure sirius and regulus are breathing, and the brothers get so loud the whole common room watches them like a tense quidditch match because they think they’re arguing, when in reality, they’re shittalking about dumbass gilderoy lockheart

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this is Regulus and Evan talking

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This happened.

james "the city needs me" potter and regulus "you have jury duty, you're not batman" black

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Rip Barty Crouch Jr you would have loved getting Evan’s name tatted in your mouth

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James who was super inexperienced when he and reg first started dating. He didn't know his own kinks, let alone regs. He was super nervous, he wanted to be good for regulus.

James who becomes a cocky fuck after just three months because regulus turned him into a kinky little shit who knows exactly how good he is.

James who went from nervous touches to manhandling regulus. He worships regulus and he knows just how well he does it.

And regulus... he's never been more turned on in his life by the corruption he caused

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This happed… I was there.🤓👆

Barty: Is your dick big enough for you to act the way that you do?

Evan: Yes.

Barty: Let's see it then.

Evan: Fine.

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Barty: He can keep acting the way he does.

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The way this broke my heart….

hello! Since you said you’re taking marauders fanart requests:

can you draw a fluffy dorlene one of them cuddling on a couch, or a really sad one of bartys reaction to regulus/evan’s death, or to both? If not it’s perfectly fine. have a great day/night and remember to take care of yourself!

<3

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Regulus, studying in the library and muttering to himself,

James, slipping into the seat next to him with a piece of string, holds Regulus’ left hand and slips the ring off his ring finger.

Regulus: What-

James, measuring Regulus’ ring finger with the string: Mhm.

Regulus: The fuck-

James nodding as he picks up the ring and string, suddenly sprints out of the library: 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️💨💨

Regulus: ?!?!?!???

Regulus: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MEASURING IT IF YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE OFF WITH MY RING ANYWAY YOU FUCK—

Later…

Sirius: What’s with the string and ring?

James, in gollum’s voice: My precious…..

Sirius: ?????Okay???

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This…

barty, who was sorted into ravenclaw.

barty, who didn’t feel right in ravenclaw.

barty, who got onto the quidditch team, but wasn’t valued fully for his talents.

barty, who ‘made friends’ in ravenclaw, but still felt different.

barty, who was left out by his housemates.

barty, who met pandora rosier and found a real friend.

barty, who pandora introduced to regulus, evan, and dorcas.

barty, who finally had a home.

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No one told me going to college meant having no time to read jegulus fanfiction.

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