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thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

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inception is a decent movie but there's so much horror tragedy potential written into its premise and the implications of its worldbuilding and being able to see that and do nothing about it makes me feel deranged

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Inspired by @lacnunga 's adorable dragon embroidery

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i have to really watch myself for what motivates my game-making sometimes like am i doing this because it's artistically or technically meaningful or am i doing this because i lost a week playing some silly half-assed timewaster and want to inflict revenge on mankind by making my own

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Just encountered two grown men irl who didn’t know what boycotts are.

I’m spending too much time online

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

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Finally some good fucking news. I wake up and the pope is dead. as he should be 🖕

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I think the only reason my girlfriend is with me is to use me as a bug attractor - I'm being eaten alive and she's sitting pretty 😭

(Its worth it, but also, mosquitos, my blood cant be this sweet!)

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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Pikachu moving his ears ⚡️

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I don't understand why people are so scared of spooky shit. Like, I was outside with my friends at night, and it was all misty and shit, and one of them said: wouldn't it be spooky if an icecream truck pulled up? and I was like... no. It would be funny. It would be magical. It would be so freaking magical. The creepy music, the clown driver with holes for eyes? Delightful. I'm sorry, genuinely, that sounds great. And also, if that happens, what are you going to do? Scream? Run? Now you're in a horror movie. Congrats, fools. Me? I'm paying for my icecream with a smile and a blush. Boom. I'm in a Del Toro movie now. Easy. Know your cinema tropes. If you don't let it be a horror, it's not a horror. Out weird the ghosts, ghasts, and ghouls. There's a spooky child in the corridor? Play with them! Shadow monster makes weird raspy breathing sound? Give it an inhaler. Be kind, be polite, be on their level. MATCH THE EBNERGY. It's not even real anyway, so who gives a fuck?

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So I did go for more Scandinavian traditional style. Bunyan is what it’s called and it’s absolutely gorgeous clothing. So here’s Éowyn in an outfit inspired by that kind of clothing!