pennysylveon

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i look so cool

[pennysylveon]

i am going to debut in mere minutes. i cannot be stopped. i will rob a bank. /j. i swear. just jokes. jay kay. i will not rob a bank. again.

[pennysylveon]

there's another one now

Round 4, Match 14

[pennysylveon]

big fan of eevee love this

I found some old pokemon art and decided to finish it!  This is my rough take on a flying-type eeveelution, based loosely on a hawk since Im a huge bird nerd. I’ve been hoping for a flying-type-evo for years and I hope its going to become a thing in Gen 8! @gamefreak I’ll also take a Dragon or Bug eeveelution anytime, plEASE

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i cannot confirm nor deny whether these statements are true or false.

i also would never ever ever under any circumstance develop a crush on another woman why- why would i do that i don't- uh i wouldn't do that. my only love languages are sugar and carbonation.

(car.. carbonation... carmine... uehhahh whatever)

Pokémon invented gay people

Based off of actual dialogue from the new epilogue

Edit:

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my accomplishments (don't forget the bank heist)

Penny got everything. She's a hacker. She's British. She's studying overseas. She has the best grades in her class. She has the ultimate marketable team. All of them have Baby-Doll Eyes. You're beating up her pets. She never cleans her house. She's a furry. She's a gamer. She's on parole. She reads TV Tropes. She likes girls. She orchestrated a grand scheme with her best friends and then she had to orchestrate a second grand scheme with her new friend to deal with the first scheme. None of her friends saw her face. She does the chicken dance with more enthusiasm than anyone else in the game. She says "cringe". She's will grow up to be a milf hunter. She's even biracial.

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i am now legally gay

[pennysylveon]

she is literally me

[pennysylveon]

she's literally me!

She's just like me fr.

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Would Sylveon be a good pet? they are like the most domesticated out of all the 8 eeveelutions.

(Would you look at that, it’s another one of my favorite pokémon, that’s a happy coincidence!)

Sylveons would indeed make excellent pets! They retain the friendly nature and lovable personality of their pre-evolution eevee, all wrapped up in a pink-and-blue ribbon. That isn’t to say that caring for a sylveon will always be easy, however, so make sure you consider carefully before adopting, like with any pokémon.

At fifty pounds and three feet tall, having a sylveon around would be a bit like having a large-but-lightweight dog. They are known to grow attached to their owners…literally… as they like to wrap their ribbon-like feelers around them (Y). Speaking of these feelers, which were called organs in the past (Legends: Arceus): sylveons can use them to emit a “soothing aura” (X), which is said to prevent fights by weakening hostility (Sun) and erasing enmity (Sword). Sylveons have a naturally calming presence, which would make them excellent support Pokémon for those who struggle with anxiety or emotional regulation.

It would be a mistake, however, to consider sylveons to be pacifists. In the wild, sylveons are hunters that dazzle their prey with the fluttering of their feelers before pouncing on them (Moon). Sylveons don’t shy away from battle, especially when it comes to dragon-type pokémon, with whom they seem to have some sort of natural rivalry. In the heat of battle, sylveons are known to challenge dragon pokémon “many times larger” than they are (Ultra Sun). In the Galar Region there’s even a fairy tale that speaks of a brave sylveon “vanquishing a dreadful dragon pokémon” (Shield). Sylveons actually have a pretty robust set of moves, making use of disorienting attacks like Sand Attack and Baby-Doll eyes to weaken foes before striking with heavy-hitters like Moonblast or Double-Edge. If a sylveon wants to, they can put up quite a fight. There’s a pretty low chance that they would use these moves on a beloved owner, but like we always say: accidents can always happen and should be considered.

In whole, sylveons would make great pets. They’re brimming with personality and good vibes (quite literally on that count), and are unlikely to lash out at humans. If you adopt one, however, you may want to keep them away from dragon-type pokémon!

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this poll is 50/50 we need help only 4 days left

Round Two, Match 55

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penny gets called to the league club and finds the snack table (photorealistic depiction)

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update we battled i lost

merry christmas

nemona is asking me to battle on CHRISTMAS DAY!!! im busy watching iono!!!!!!!!

[pennysylveon]

merry christmas

nemona is asking me to battle on CHRISTMAS DAY!!! im busy watching iono!!!!!!!!

[pennysylveon]

are you the penny sylveon?

yeah

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i am the penny sylveon