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amen

Jean: Woah, I had a long day

Lisa: You know what else is long? This d-

Barbara: DIVINE LOVE FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BARBATOS CAN I GET AN AMEN

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What is up with xie lian and the number 3. Like he’s the main character of the author’s 3rd book, his husband killed 33 gods for him, he revived 3000 lanterns, his husband is apparently the 3rd child in his family and he ascended 3 times. WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN MXTX??????

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Mxtx was with either having a silly moment or being a genius when she made the amount of lanterns that “Ming Yi” recived for the battles of the lanterns 444, because 4 happens to be an unlucky number in china because it sounds like death so she could’ve been hinting at the black waters arc????

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someone needs to re-write mdzs through jin ling's pov but he sits on a couch and explain everything kardashian style

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i had a weird dream.

basically, hua cheng as the beast, xie lian as belle, qi rong as the step sister, the witch that cursed beast as white no face, the local libarian guy as shi Qingxuan, gaston as pei ming but he doesn't have intrest in xl and everyone else as the furnitures eg; candle stick thing and stuff

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Ling wen would be FX's lawyer

I've seen so many fanfictions where Feng Xin and Jian Lan have an amicable divorce and split custody of Cou Cou, and I really want to read one where they have a battle in court for him. The Heavenly Officials are watching and making comments. Pei Ming is eating pop corn. Ling Wen is tired. Mu Qing is trying to figure out why he's here. All of ghost city is there as well. Just a chaotic court room where Feng Xin and Jian Lan fight over who gets their son on what days. They've almost agreed on how long each parent gets him, it's just a ridiculous spat over who gets Wednesday and Saturday.

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asigning ts songs to tgcf characters

Xie Lian: The archer (dw hua cheng will stay)

Hua Cheng: you're in love

Shi Qingxuan: How Did It End ("My beloved ghost and me, sitting in a tree, D-Y-I-N-G" literally her talking) or So long lodon

He Xuan: I Almost do

Feng Xin: Now that we don't talk

Mu Qing: Gorgeous (Cuz he's gorgeous)

Ling Wen: The Man (fuck sexism this lady deserves a break)

Pei Ming: Hits different ("I used to switch out all these kens, i'd just ghost" the only reason i picked this song for him)

Shi Wudu: Bejewled

Qi rong: I did something bad

Xuan Ji: Peter

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if the red string of faith was applied to the bsd world, chuuya would yearn for his fated partn er till one day he meets dazai and find out. dazai is his fated partner and end up trying to strangle dazai with the red string.

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mu qing and chuuya would get along cuz they're both gods and hate their partners. like they would cross universes to met up and talk shit about feng xin and dazai but end up drunk and ranting about how much they love them

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dazai probably has a gc dedicated to hating on him with a bunch of women, chuuya and Kunikida and sometimes they meet up to shit about him over wine and a cheese board

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i feel like xie lian would get Hua Cheng back with the will you marry me gege, jk thing and it'd go smth like this

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Xie Lian: me and San Lang aren't dating anymore

Hua Cheng: *Starting to cry

Xie Lian: Nooo, it's ok san lang we're fiancé's now

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beefleaf is kinda like wenclair

like the emo goth girl x sparkly extroverted girl trope thing

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how on earth does asagiri expect atsushi to do his mc bs if he's going to make the fucking ANTAGONIST AN IMORTAL who can now CONTROL FUCKIN VAMPS????

like dude, give atsushi a chance at least

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Taylor Swift

MXTX novels

bl

Genshin

Why potatoes are the only thing i need outside of my basic needs.

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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"Peter" by taylor swift kinda gives Shen Jiu/Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan vibes.

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Yall, Fyodor is deff bram's evil child

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Xue Yang is a bottom, argue with a wall.