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I love Breath of the wild

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Idk what this is

Hamilton: Pardon me, are u Aaron Burr sir?

Some random guy: No, My name is .......

Same random guy: JOHN CENA

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I have to describe a very horrible experience I had

Ok so I suck ass so I used up all my phone battery so it was like at 20%. I packed a portable charger so I thought I'd be fine. Turns out I wasn't. The stupid thing didn't feel like working that day. It would turn on but it wouldn't charge my phone. So I was like my phone is going to die and I need to text my parents so I can go home after this thing I was at. So I overheard ppl talking about how there was an outlit in the bathroom. So I asked a friend for a charger and ran to the bathroom. So I stood there next to sink in a puddle of water waiting for my phone to get to a reasonable amount. So this started my wait. It's wasn't too bad just ppl getting confused cuz the sinks didn't work. So I was so bored I started pushing on the soap things they have. It was like that one scene from spongebob where they start pressing the soap thing in the tuff guy bar and the bathroom filled with suds. But mine was more sad and all the soap just fell to the floor. I only did this cuz no one was there but then some lady walked in and i thought oh shit she's going to see the soap and she will yell at me if she sees it. So I was trying to like hide it so the lady wouldn't stop talking to me but the good thing is that's she didn't see the soap but that's it I did get my phone to 60% but I had to wait like 40 minutes.

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YEET WE GOT 40 FOLLOWERS

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yes pls

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Help them

HELP REN ESCAPE AN ABUSIVE FAMILY PLEASE READ AND SHARE

Hi, my name is Oliver (green hair) and above is my boyfriend Ren (black hair) but this isn’t isn’t about our relationship as partners, this is about my worry for his safety and wellbeing if he continues to reside with his parents any longer. Ren is currently in an extremely toxic and abusive household and I fear that he doesn’t have much time left, I need to get him out of there before something serious happens. he has been subjected to abuse from his father since he was a child and deals with mental illness and trauma as a result. that’s where you come in, we need your help, I have decided that I will be “rescuing” ren from Canada this summer and bring him back to America with me. Fortunately I have somewhere we can comfortably live without worry but as someone who is just starting their own life and doesn’t have a job at the moment, I fear that I will struggle to keep us both afloat and even worse, I fear ren will be stranded if anything happens to me. that’s why I’ve created this a GoFundMe, to accept the help we so desperately need. All the money donated will all go directly to food and necessities for ren, feel free to ask any questions and I (oliver) will try my best to answer them! If you can’t donate I would really appreciate if you shared this, it’s very important to me.

http://www.gofundme.com/3o2jmx4 http://www.gofundme.com/3o2jmx4 http://www.gofundme.com/3o2jmx4

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Happy 420 me dudes

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@princemexicanpineapple WHERES MY CREDIT CARD

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I don't know but its funny af

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Edge bot

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That was punderful

Some eggs I painted

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Phillip's duel

Some random person: Aren't u a little young to be in a duel

Phillip: Yes yes I am *gets shot*

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Yes I am

everyone who rebloggs this post is fucking gay

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Guys we almost have 40 followers come on let's make it happen

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Send this to disapoint ur parents

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Nothing shows up boi. If u want to send me a picture just send it to my inbox.

MIPHA IS MY FISH WIFE AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME DIFFERENT

you want to fool around? - https://goo.gl/Qpspxp

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MIPHA IS MY FISH WIFE AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME DIFFERENT