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Sir Terry Pratchett awakens. A skeleton stands at his bedside, wearing a long black robe. He sits up. “Well, hang on, let me get my hat,” he tells it.

The skeleton reaches into its robe. From abyssal depths it produces a heavy book bound in sheets of lead and night. It is the kind of book that gets stolen by a rugged adventurer from a temple with more spike-traps than the average house of worship contains. It is the kind of book to which the word “tome” might properly be applied. Frost forms on its pages from the lingering chill of the void. 

The skeleton coughs once and holds the book out to the man sitting on the bed.

WOULD YOU SIGN THIS? it asks. BIG FAN.

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good morning worm your honor

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People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on

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🎵 she blinded me with science! 🎵 the second line of that song sounds like him.

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I will unfortunately need that Insomniac version so bad

THE THREE COSBABY DOC OCK FIGS HOLY SHIT

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I, unironically, just look like this and I’m so grateful. Very gender of this show if I say so:

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I got on this train since July 30th 2004 when I saw Spider-Man 2. To put it bluntly-been on this train for literal decades. I work on the train, probably. I’m a persona final boss of the train labyrinth.

Finishing up Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and Idk guys, I've been on the Ock train for years, but that is the sluttiest Doctor Octopus I've EVER seen in my life.

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You want a guy that's sweet ✅

A guy that's tough ✅

A feminist who likes to pay for stuff ✅

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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Godzilla's stats from Godzilla 2000: Millennium (1999).

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literally after all the fanfare of him doing a lil dance, this is what makes him so good. He's cheeky little shit, but he's got a point.

“Everyone in New York has probably violated these accords, yet I’m the one in a cell”

FIRST PETER BEING WORRIED ABOUT THE ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES OF THE SOKOVIA ACCORDS, NOW OTTO CALLING OUT THEIR BULLSHIT? yfnsm is the gift that keeps on giving

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I love democracy

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Neil did Dracula Daily, 80s style.

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we can never have cool stuff like this in the 2020s, we're too far gone. I was born too late.

In 1987, when Spider-Man finally tied the knot and married Mary Jane, Stan Lee held a real-life wedding at Shea Stadium as a publicity stunt.

Stan Lee performed the ceremony and had other Marvel heroes in the audience cheering on.

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