otto-rocktavius
Kinky Kalamari
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This is my personal blog; pretty standard. Funny 31 year old, trans man (he/him pronouns please). Graduated with an illustration degree. Basically a shit posting, musing, and trash blog. I just post junk I like here.
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otto-rocktavius · 2 days ago
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......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"
*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all
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otto-rocktavius · 2 days ago
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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident
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otto-rocktavius · 2 days ago
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
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who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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otto-rocktavius · 3 days ago
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everything has political content. sorry. theres some guys who get really really angy when you say this but its true
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otto-rocktavius · 3 days ago
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PSA: Paypal on some more shady shit
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tag an artist save a life etc
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otto-rocktavius · 4 days ago
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oh BTW here's my teeny tiny list of my favourite pigeon species
White breasted ground dove
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Nicobar pigeon
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Cinnamon headed green pigeon
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Yellow footed green pigeon
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Pheasant pigeon
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Yellow breasted fruit dove
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Many coloured fruit dove
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Crowned pigeon
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otto-rocktavius · 4 days ago
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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave
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otto-rocktavius · 4 days ago
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the best part of spider-man 2 is when doc ock is like "i have successfully created a sustainable source of clean renewable energy...oh yeah and i also made hyper advanced artificially intelligent mechanical arms that effectively turn me into a cyborg but those are just to help with the other project those aren't the main thing."
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otto-rocktavius · 4 days ago
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otto-rocktavius · 4 days ago
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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
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otto-rocktavius · 4 days ago
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Somewhere in time.
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otto-rocktavius · 4 days ago
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Concept art for Treasure Planet (2002)
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otto-rocktavius · 4 days ago
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one of my fav pieces of tmbg trivia is the way the johns started talking, because it sounds like the kind of surreal thing they made up for fun in the early years, except this is true
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otto-rocktavius · 5 days ago
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this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.
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otto-rocktavius · 7 days ago
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he would NEVER slap anyone's mum!!!!!!
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otto-rocktavius · 9 days ago
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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otto-rocktavius · 9 days ago
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Minty fresh
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