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Jason is a protective brother.

I know it doesn’t make a lot of sense in the gritty and angst canon, but I like to believe Jason will give his brothers hell but will ultimately be the most protective of them.

Punching Dick? No problem.

Some random punk ass gang got a few sucker punches on his big brother and then got away?

One week later every single member is found beaten up in front a police station.

Teasing Tim for being awkward around  Bernard? A necessity.

Some dude makes a snide homophobic remark to Tim? His Tiny Robin Tim?

Nope, Jason just punches the dude on the throat.

Trolling the Demon brat? His duty as a big brother.

Damian is in a tight spot with some rogue?

Nah, Red Hood apparently just materializes in the scene and takes them out, Damian had under control? Yes, did Jason care? No.

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Honestly I think Tim Drake deserves way more recognition as Robin not only for being the only person other than Bruce that Ra's Al Ghul calls detective or for being canonically the best bo staff user in the dcu, but for giving Robin fucking pants. Can you imagine demon spawn Damian running around Gotham with a katana in his hand, murder in his eyes and fucking booty shorts.

Everyone say thank you Tim Drake

edit: a shit ton of people said that Tim is not the only person called detective by Ra's. I started reading DC comics like three months ago so please leave me alone ;^;

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gothams sleepiest detective

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🌇 dinner atop a skyscraper 🌆

(bruce and luke both spotted the drone babs sent up to take a photo of them haha)

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In honor of that episode of Wayne family adventures here’s some Tim and Damian bonding:

- Tim once pretended to be Damian’s substitute teacher when he found out Damian was being called names at school then hacked into the system to fail the kids out of Gotham academy

- both secretly love musicals and will bond over knowing all the words to the songs by heart

- Damian has secretly trained Titus to let him know if Tim isn’t feeling well because he doesn’t trust his brother to admit to it

- Damian may get on Tim’s nerves but if anyone else insults him it’s on sight

- Tim gets exotic coffee for his birthday each year and while some people say Damian needs to be more creative, Tim secretly looks forward to his gift the most

- Damian once drew a sketch of Tim that was so good that Tim made him sign it and keeps it in a file in his room

- they will not hesitate to team up on the other siblings especially if there is food at stake

- Damian uses Tim as a ladder to reach high shelves

- tim knows how to talk Damian down when he’s overcome by anger at the world by making him hot chocolate and sitting in a corner until Damian approaches him willingly

- Damian once jumped in front of a bullet meant for Tim and Tim didn’t sleep until he woke up again and then spent 50 minutes yelling at him before sobbing in his shoulder and promising to get him those expensive watercolors he wants

Idk I love them feel free to add more if you have any ideas!

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i like the idea that bruce just shows up to league meetings with his birds with absolutely no explanation offered

i mean this man frequently stalks his coworkers and knows everything that's happening in their personal lives and i think he'd forget that HE is the weird one for doing it and not everybody automatically knows when he's acquired a new child

so he just shows up at the watchtower with a new bird and literally says nothing about it . just sits at his chair with the latest robin standing next to him and literally doesn't acknowledge that anything is different and it gets even more confusing when they change their costumes and names 😭

like

20-something bruce: and containing this may be a matter of-flash did you have a question

barry: uh. yeah. sorry, what is that?

20-something bruce: (glancing at 9 yr old dick who has been next to him for 45 minutes) that's robin. obviously. as i was saying,

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early 30s bruce, who hasn't shown up with a robin for a few years, entering with a nightwing and a jason todd robin:

barry:

diana:

hal:

j'onn:

bruce: what.

hal:

hal: do you like clone them or

-

mid 30s bruce, quietly talking with a clearly-not-sixteen-years-old robin in the corner after being without one for two years:

hal:

diana:

barry:

j'onn:

clark:

bruce:

tim:

bruce: this one followed me

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late 30s bruce zeta-beaming in with a nightwing, a slightly older robin, and an absolutely BUILT man in a red hood:

barry: did you hire a bodyguard

bruce: no.

barry: whos mr red over there

bruce: you don't remember my second one???

barry:

hal:

diana:

j'onn:

clark:

barry: did. did that one not die

jason: got better

-

later 30s bruce, quietly showing around a blonde robin:

hal:

bruce: don't ask.

hal: i didn't say anything

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40 yr old bruce, making intense, unbroken eye contact with a black shadow:

clark, leaning over to talk to tim: what are they doing

tim, not looking up from his fancy ipad: do i look like i know that

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red robin popping in unnanounced in the middle of a league meeting: batman is alive.

barry: who the FUCK are you???

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batman, some minutes later, trailed by what is CLEARLY a new robin: did red robin happen to pass through here????

barry: i have several questions

-

no-longer-lost-in-the-time-stream bruce, talking to batgirl, black bat, and the signal:

hal: did you get three more.

bruce: no. just one.

hal: i shouldn't have asked, my bad

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mid 40s bruce wayne, stepping out of the zeta tube: sorry i'm late

diana: not to worry. let's get start-

bruce: i have a few more coming behind me

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

jason: hi

cass: 👋

diana:

diana: ok should we st-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

dick, holding damian like a scowling, sopping wet cat: bruce he's not feeling polite today

damian: HISSS

bruce: okay does he need to go back?

dick: he said he's fine but hes just not feeling polite

diana:

diana: is that the las-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

steph: b i need a hair tie

diana:

diana: so can-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

duke: b did i miss rolecall

diana: no, signal, you did not. let's-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

tim: b alf is mad at you

bruce: why

hal: it's like a fucking clown car

steph: you didn't eat breakfast

tim: you didn't eat breakfast either

steph: shut.

damian: HISSSS

jason: wing. if you do not keep that brat quiet-

dick: hes a BABY!!!!!

duke: you didn't eat breakfast either, timothy

jason: hes a BITCH!!!!!

tim: who the fuck told you????

cass: :)

hal: (storming off, in tears), YOU HAVE TOO MANY CHILDREN.

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Under the mistletoe

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Rhys and Feyre - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Artist: @/giulia_fw.arts

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Uhh, hi. My name’s Holly. Yeah, I know, it’s so… Christmasy. But unlike the plastics in the school dance committee, I’m not exactly feeling warm and jolly about the winter formal. My boyfriend Darren dumped me like a stocking full of coal over Thanksgiving Break to go out with my ex-best friend, and my new crush is super-hottie football star Nicholas Mistletoe. He doesn’t even know I��m alive, and if he did, why would he want to go out with me–the daughter of Krampus? I guess it’s true what they say–holidays are Hell. *Fall Out Boy’s “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out” plays*

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Bruce: Oh, you always knew I had a soft spot for you boys. *Cocks paintball gun* You can have ‘til the count of five before I start shooting.

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Dec 25th . . .

the chill of the cold against his cheeks . . . the bo he had dropped to the ground . all of it was a feeling that came together . . .

hands raised . he was screaming . begging as the robot - they had gone across the world to try and fight - held it's gun to the Batman .

time slowed . fingers fell numb - painfully numb - held in front of him . begging for the new nature of the bot to succumb it . . . to spare his 𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 .

the crack that followed was so loud - it left the sound rattling his skull.

the smile... Bruce's face…

he jerked - a sharp inhale as he came to . head laid atop the table as the familiar rocking of his boat reminded him of where he was.

his mask lay not far from him . his computer open . . . the analysis he had been running . the trial program to shut failsafe down for good had completed its trial run .

he must have fallen asleep while he ran a diagnostic . he sat up . back straightening with an exhale as the last bits of the dream clung .

what was it ? the fifth - maybe sixth attempt at this code ? it didn't matter . it didn't work anyways . the error screen showing at 98% . . . there's an error in his code .

Dick , Barbara , Steph . . . all were still missing . taken by failsafe - somewhere he couldn't begin to look for . Duke is out there . Cass is out there . both trying to locate them while Tim sat inside . toiling away at the code .

his eyes fell to the date on the bottom right corner of his screen . a hand running over his face - the grief painfully reignited .

it's Christmas . . .

it's a moment of silence . soon interrupted by his phone lighting up .

Bernard . . .

" you coming this morning ? " the text read . followed by an offer to come get him . spend Christmas with him .

he stared at the screen a moment . chewing the inside of his cheek . . .

he wanted to . maybe get away from all of this . spend time with his boyfriend . this was supposed to be the meal - where he introduced him to his family . sitting around the table . music playing . food as far as the eye could see . people he only ever saw all gather once a year . away from the cold of the marina . get out of the robin suit . . .

he looked to the code again . . . then the text .

this mission had to be priority . how he wanted to reach out . Bernard knew he lost Bruce . Bernard knew the pain he was going through . but it hurt - all so differently . he couldn't tell him . he was there . he watched it happen . but he couldn't tell Bernard what happened . just that Bruce was missing . . . went missing when the robots took over Gotham .

he had to grieve alone . . . at least Bernard was safe . at least they didn't get to him .

" I'm sorry . I can't . enjoy your Christmas ♡ . "

he turned off his phone following. head lifting to glance out the small window . . . a bad snowstorm was settling in . . . hopefully it would lighten up some before he went back out . . .

the likelihood of that was fairly slim .

he pulled the computer closer to himself . clicking out of the error screen and starting to type away . figure out where the problem was . compare it up against the coding he had of the robot in question .

he ached . the wound upon his neck apparent as he worked . . . another round of painkillers was probably due . but he allowed it to linger . keep him awake .

it was then he noticed the flow of tears that had begun . crying and coding on any other day would have been funny . he knew Dick would have laughed if he saw him . a sound of pitty . ushering him to bed .

but not that day . having to push away from the computer he stood . hands gripping into his hair as he paced - trying to ease the sobs he couldn't control . it was all on him . he was robin . he had to figure this out .

the mission was priority . but he wished . he wished so hard that he could forget it . and spend Christmas with family .

Bruce was gone . he knew that . it hurt to accept it but he knew he was gone . he had to keep pushing forward .