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mirrors is the most romantic song of all time

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tbh the most exciting part of my day is when i finally go to bed at night and start creating imaginary scenarios in my head

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i dont even know how to flirt? i just talk and hope they think im cute too

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I love that tumblr is called a ‘blogging’ website. I don’t know what the fuck we do on here but it most DEFINITELY is not ‘blogging.’

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*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

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I just want to be someone’s first choice.

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I have the biggest soft spot for boyfriends calling their girlfriends “angel” and “babe”

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WANTED: A CUTE BOY WITH MESSY HAIR WHO IS TALL AND SMELLS NICE AND ENJOYS CUDDLES, WHO WILL TAKE ME TO AQUARIUMS AND POINT TO THE UGLIEST FISH THEY CAN SEE AND SAY “THAT ONE IS YOU” BUT WHO WILL ALSO TAKE ME TO PLANETARIUMS AND TELL ME THAT I AM PRETTIER THAN ALL OF THE STARS IN THE SKY.

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i want to be in love SO BAD

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Lol just in my high school career I’ve had a cowbell, a giant AP English textbook, a toy dinosaur, a trigonometry unit circle, a stuffed elephant...

remember in middle n high school when teachers had bathroom passes but instead of normal pieces of paper or wood or something they’d use fucking weird ass objects...like fuck it i dont need to pee anymore .

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Oh my god literally tho😂😂😭😭

OKAY DEMIGODS, WAKE UP!! IT’S HERE!! IT’S FREAKIN HAPPENINGGG 😭😭

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2004 was such an iconic year in film. We had Mean Girls, Princess Diaries 2, Ella Enchanted, 13 Going On 30, A Cinderella Story, The Incredibles, Shrek 2, Prisoner of Azkaban, Spiderman 2, Napoleon Dynamite, White Chicks. Like 2004 really Did That™

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yes. call me “love”, “sweetheart”, “my dear”, “darling”, “honey”, “beautiful”, “my girl”.

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things I want but will never ask for:

- you to text me first - blowing up my phone bc you miss me - forehead kisses - back rubs - hugs from behind - calling me “your girl” - sending me songs that make you think of me - playing with my hair while I fall asleep - “did you remember to…” texts - holding my hand all the time - morning sex - reassurance that you love me - dancing in the kitchen - late night talks about life - silly pictures - breakfast dates

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there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

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sorry to be nsfw but I just want someone to actually love me

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