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Itâs killing me that Lizzie has been the only source of forgiveness for Pearl so far. In all the seasons.
In Last Life, she never really antagonized anyone (except for a brief moment where she stole Scarâs cactus).
In Double Life, obviously, no one ever forgave her. Scott and Cleo didnât forgive her for episode one. Martyn held his grudge for her imaginary transgressions against him (she didnât really do anything to him). Ren and BigB didnât really forgive her; Ren did make amends when he was in the Broke Hearts Club with her, but that was more of an apology than forgiveness. She killed BDubs and Impulse on their last life, so they werenât alive to hold a grudge.
In Limited Life, Jimmy didnât forgive her for killing Judge Judy and Executioner, Scott didnât forgive her (that I can remember) for stealing the enchanter. Cleo and the rest of the Clockers didnât forgive her for allying with Team TIES.
But in Secret Life, Lizzie held a grudge against everyone for not going to her party. But she didnât against Pearl (and Joel ig). Pearl asks her if they are still good and Lizzie says that they are. That season, Lizzie had no allies, and she wasnât really amicable with anyone, but with Pearl it was different, she was okay with Pearl and didnât hold it against her that she didnât go to her party like with everyone else.
And again in Wild Life, (skipping Real Life because Pearl didnât do anything to anyone in RL) Pearl tries to kill Lizzie like 5 times in a row. But when she gets a question wrong, Lizzie still says, âWe have to save Pearl!â, and when Pearl tells her the answer to her question, Lizzie says that she forgives her. Something that no one else had done for her. In this same season, Gem is having beef with Pearl for something that happened the PREVIOUS season. And, I guess, Scott and Cleo have forgiven her for Double Life, but THREE SEASONS LATER (four if you count Real Life).
No one else has given Pearl this grace except for Lizzie. Pearl herself didnât even give Lizzie this grace. In Last Life, when Lizzie boogey-kills her, afterwards Pearl says that she is still scared of her and doesnât want to be near her. And Lizzie doesnât blame her, because, in the Life Series, forgiveness isnât common. Holding grudges keeps you alive. If you forgive someone, it gives them a chance to betray you again.
Lizzie forgives her, time and again, in a game so devoid of forgiveness.
#thank you for listening to my essay#maybe itâs because Lizzie hasnât been in many seasons#maybe she doesnât know how uncommon and deadly it is#traffic smp#life series#pearlescentmoon#trafficblr#ldshadowlady#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#wild life session 5#my posts
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Pearl design because Wild Life has captured my entire soul
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it's because of Double Life actually
Being chronically alone made her aware of how it was always others who sought her out (cough. Scott.) and had her realise that she has to guarantee herself a teammate unless she'll end up alone again
in Limited Life it went kind of uneasily with her and BigB sort of asking each other to team up, and in Secret life she immiediately latched onto the first team-up-able people she found and glued herself to their two'a mole
all im saying is its pearl rizz arc shes in the social isekai
Sorry, old ask! I havenât been on tumblr in a while, but youâre so right anon
She definitely started becoming more active after Double Life! In Last Life, it was Scott that offered the deal to stay the whole session for a life. But in Secret Life, she proposed that she would built another mound to go with theirs!
She really is in her rizz era.
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Pearl as Diamond Jack because she IS that song
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the queen of decked out!
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Parallels
Im not well about Sl shiny duo and i haven't stopped thinking about them
inspired by this post
(1st one is pearls 2nd death and the 2nd one is from gems final death)
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Left alone
details zoom zoom
p.s. yes I've been busy working on this, I'll continue the fanon swap request after this >:)
also, I settled down with Earth Scar, It's just so perfect, causing eclipses on the moon and everything
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Gem and the scotts vs the Mounders + scar finale
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Thank you for expanding on the Hatchet Town one lmao. I didnât have a lot of faith in that one, but it does work better than I thought.
Yeah, for the Summoning the only things that I could think of detoured from canon pretty heavily (though I guess there really isnât much of a canon anyway). The LIB being the winners is really interesting! Iâm gonna have to listen to it again with that in mind.
Cool As I Think I Am Reprise being Skizzâs final death omg. Thatâs sooo good. Especially âIâd have to let you goâ because he lets go of them so that they have a better chance of winning- GAAHH. Skizzâs loyalty never fails to kill me.
Also, Thank YOU! This was honestly very self-indulgent for me as well (The neurodivergent urge to match every song you hear to your blorbos lol). And talking about this makes me want to make so many animatics.
Happy Holidays to you too!
Every single Nerdy Prudes Must Die song works with the Life Series. In this essay I will-
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Iâll do text as well. Also, I absolutely donât mind. I love sharing ideas and the overlap between Starkid and Life Series fans is very small.
Your idea about the test part in HSIKM actually made me gasp that fits so well! And I guess the hall monitors would be âCHEATER!!â
I agree that Hatchet Town fits the Boogeyman curse super well! For me, (because Iâve been having many thoughts about Secret Life) I was thinking about the Boogeyman curse task that Gem had and the fear with Grian rounding everyone up to explain the situation (âI hate to relay the newsâ). But it doesnât fit perfectly because they know who the zombies are. Also the bit where it goes âItâs gotta be Donnaâ âYeah itâs gotta be Donnaâ âDan!â reminded me of Grian being scared of Tango because he didnât know how he died, and Tango saying that he died to BigBâs wolf. And then BigB saying âWhat? No you didnâtâ to mess with them, kinda like Dan throwing Donna under the bus. Also with âCareful or kids will end up on Charlieâs plate. He just ateâ âHow dare you!â is like Grian asking Gem about whether sheâs eating people and her responding offended like âExcuse me?â
For Just for Once, I was thinking Jimmy, with the Canary Curse, sad that he had never been able to survive to the last episode. Especially with âLife is full of all of the trappings of the well-to-doâ, that could be him upset and bitter that he is red at like 4 sessions in while most everybody is still green.
If I Loved You is VERY Desert Duo in DL, but it could also fit Pearl and Cleo, with their never ending rivalry. Also could be Scott and Pearl if you squint.
The Summoning is basically just the watchers. I canât think of any specific moment where it works. Iâm curious what you think. Maybe, if you really stretch it, you could make it about the Desert Duo cactus ring fight in 3L. But I think that works better with Cool As I Think I Am Reprise.
Speaking of: Cool As I Think I Am Reprise is definitely the cactus ring. Pete is Scar âYou have to do itâ âYouâll get to live onâ âIs it really a crime if you get to live your life to the fullestâ aka if you get to win. Steph is Grian, reluctant to kill him âWhat if I should goâ âI canât shoot youâ, but ends up doing it anyway. Also the Star Wars reference âIf I really, really did love you, youâd have to sayâ âI knowâ fits perfect for Scar.
Like I said before, Best of You is similar to Go Go Nighthawks, a feel-good early season song.
I donât what fits with Dirty Dudes Must Die. I guess, like NPMD, revenge kills? Idk let me know if you thought of something for that.
Canât wait to see your thoughts!! This is so fun
Every single Nerdy Prudes Must Die song works with the Life Series. In this essay I will-
#life series#secret life#traffic smp#trafficblr#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#reblogs#my followers (all of 5 of them) are probably sick of the npmd talk lmao
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Every single Nerdy Prudes Must Die song works with the Life Series. In this essay I will-
#get ready for a long reblog lmao#a lot of these will be about SL because it just happened and I have many thoughts#also I havenât watched 3rd Life yet so I canât really speak much on that#I was definitely thinking the same thing with Highschool is Killing Me#the starting bit with âIâm deadâ could be LL with Jimmy dying first and then Ruth joining in as Mumbo dying right after#âThe nightmare started there and now has spreadâ is VERY canary curse#it could also be SL Lizzie and Jimmy dying#the bit about the test: i donât really know but it could be Grian trying to join Etho and Cleo?#Literal Monster is just the first red in any#Joel in LL and Martyn in SL particularly#the whole server afraid of them and them feeding off of it#Cool As I Think I Am: I have a bit more trouble with#could possibly be Pearl finally finding her place in the Mounders#and being confused as to how it happened#because sheâs used to being alone#could also be Scar with the Clockers#because DL Grian didnât want to be his soulmate and LL he had no allies#with Bully the Bully I was thinking similar to you#specifically I was thinking Gem Impulse BDubs as boogeymen hunting down Scar#âYou canât beat a Jagerman where heâs most equippedâ because she lost a fight to Scar earlier in the session#and also Scar was vaguely a villain because of his tasks#and a lot of people hated him aka heâs the âbullyâ#Go Go Nighthawks and Best of You are similar in my head#just start of season#ânothing could possibly go wrong đâ#Nerdy Prudes Must Die is just any revenge kill#Cleo killing BigB in LL?#Pearl killing Martyn Cleo BDubs and Impulse in DL?#oops ran out of tags but thatâs act 1#reblogs
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Every single Nerdy Prudes Must Die song works with the Life Series. In this essay I will-
#Thank you!#the only ones that I canât make fit are#dirty girl#for obvious reasons and#bury the bully#because no one really shows any remorse after killing#and also Minecraft doesnât have dead bodies#now Iâm also curious if we are thinking the same thing for how the each song matches#life series#secret life#traffic smp#trafficblr#npmd#reblogs
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Just reblogging some Scar Pluto Propaganda
Scarâs win,,, oh I have been thinking about this-
Before I begin, yâall remember after Martynâs win, how long it took us to decide for certain what his title (mars) should be? And now how people are just lumping Scar in as âthe earthâ due to some (frankly fairly flimsy) foil-ing with Pearl without any further consideration? Well I have an alternative answer to our current dilemma:
Pluto
1. Pluto is another celestial body aside from earth, if you really wanted to then you could put any of the winners on the earth, but none of them have been, itâs off limits (not only because all of themâincluding Scarâhave better choices) so it fits the theme better than this
2. Pluto is the Roman god of death/the dead, Scar is renowned even out of the life series for leaving a trail of death wherever he goes, his own especially, and if that doesnât just scream pluto at you then I have even more-
3. Pluto is also the god of money and wealth. Scarâs common thread throughout the series is monopolies, resources, and greed; the desert and dark oak saplings, the magic crystals life trades and enchanting table, the Jellie panda ranch and looting the deep dark, his deals in Limited Life, trader Scarâs.. you get the idea
4. Pluto is not a planet. I know I know, Iâve just said that Pluto fits so well in the celestial imagery and now Iâm saying pluto isnât a planet? Well this is equally true, pluto isnât large enough to be a planet, it isnât fast enough in its orbit to be a planet, it isnât enough, itâs rejected and isolated, just like itâs godly counterpart, just like itâs ally-less winner
5. Pluto is the most distant planet from our sun, and her still clings to its orbit faintly, distantly, representative of Scarâs slow, painful separation from Grian, his grief growing and then fading, finally content with their distance, as well as how Grian won the first game, and Scar the latest, five games later, they orbit one another and yet will never be close, not the same way
In summary, Scar is no healing, living earth, but rather the isolated, deathly pluto, hardly even visible to the naked eye, hardly even considered for his win, hardly even connected to the Watchers who trap them all. The earth? No, welcome pluto to the winnersâ circle:
The Sun, The Stars, The Moon, Mars, and Pluto
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the four horsemen of the end times
im not even remotely over gem's zombie apocalypse episode and these four gave me chills
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The lonely
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You won.
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its time to go home
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