olddumbasstomcat

[olddumbasstomcat]

"Oh Husky~"

"I.... Ummm.... THE FUCK YOU SENDING THIS TO ME FOR?!? YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?" The feline roared as his face turned a dark crimson under his fur, trying hard to hide how attractive the arachnid appeared in the photo.

[olddumbasstomcat]

Husk, what do you think about the others at the hotel?

"They ain't all bad.... Charlie and Vaggie are alright. Angel is..... Angel," he coughed, a light blush lining his cheeks.

"I've gotten used to working with Niffty over the years under Al, and Alastor is.... A prick but one of the better assholes I've worked with."

[olddumbasstomcat]

Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

[olddumbasstomcat]

GIVE  MY  MUSE  A  NICKNAME  /  PET  NAME.

[olddumbasstomcat]

Song Based M!A List #2

Too Close: Muse and another's muse (anon specifies who) are attracted to each other. If they get too close, they are like magnets and stick to one another until __.

Such Great Heights: Muse wants to adventure and stay at high dangerous places for __.

The Mother We Share: Muse is now related to another's muse (anon specifies who) by blood, and is now brother/sister to them, and live under the same roof as them for __.

Bring Me To Life: Muse's eyes are literally little open doors. I'm sorry. Lasts for __.

We Are Young: Muse is a little kid for __. (mun picks what age)

Setsuna Trip: Muse had wickedly awesome and colorful and cheery dreams! Better than their real life! So the muse doesn't want to wake up for __.

Reconte-Moi Une Histoire: Muse turns into a little frog for __.

Midnight City: Muse has the power to levitate objects, when they do so their eyes glow a bright white color for __.

Thrift Shop: Muse will only wear junky and possibly cool clothes from Goodwill or an actual thrift shop for __.

Hey You: Muse can't stop greeting people in every sentence for __.

Fineshrine: Muse wants to kill another person (anon specifies who) and rip their intestines out to use it as a scarf. If mun is uneasy with gore they don't need to take this one. Won't end until scarf is around their neck.

Bitch: Muse believes that if they have a girl/boyfriend then that person is cheating on them for __.

I'm Shakin': Muse is literally shaking from fear. They are terrified of another's muse (anon specifies who) for __.

Bombshell Blonde: Muse's hair color becomes blonde, and when they begin to blush they literally become a human suicidebomb. In a minute after blushing the muse will explode!!! but they come back to life. Lasts for __.

Sleepyhead: Muse is extremely tired and dizzy for __.

Zak and Sara: Muse has a guitar and continues to sing songs they make to their lover for __.

Careless Whisper: Muse is in a sexy outfit and walks around with a saxophone playing well, Careless Whisper on it for __.

My Crush Was A Monster Boy: Muse turns into a strange monster and their lover is their master, but the muse attacks everyone else for __.

Candy Candy: Muse can only eat sweets, any thing else they will abruptly vomit back up for __.

Crime and Punishment: Muse hurts themselves on purpose in order for their crush to notice them for __.

[olddumbasstomcat]

send me a crystal and i'll tell...

[olddumbasstomcat]

Husk, do you think redemption is possible?

“Fuck no. I’m just here because Alastor told me to be….” He grumbled as his tail gently swayed from side to side.

[olddumbasstomcat]

I love answering questions about my muse

🔹 So if you have questions, go ahead and ask!

[olddumbasstomcat]

A tired Vaggie sat down at the bar from doing paperwork all week along with trying to control the other hazbins. "You got anything non-alcoholic?"

“Depends. Whatcha looking for, Vaggie?” The cat raised an eyebrow, clearly able to see the burden on her shoulders.

Husk was a lot of things, stupid and blind just so happened to skip the list. He saw all the dumb shit the other idiots got into and how, more often than not, she had to clean up the mess afterwards. He kind of felt bad for the girl…. But he also knew she chose to work here still, time and time again.

[olddumbasstomcat]

RADIOHEAD SENTENCE STARTERS

Couldn’t look you in the eye.

I don’t belong here.

I don’t care if it hurts.

I want you to notice when I’m not around.

I’m on your side.

You’re living in a fantasy world.

I got a message I can’t read.

I have seen too much.

We’re not scaremongering.

Take the money, run!

I wanted to tell you but you never listened.

You never understand.

Red wine and sleeping pills help me get back to your arms.

Cheap sex and sad films help me get back where I belong.

I will see you in the next life.

I can’t even recognize you.

After years of waiting nothing came, and you realize you’re looking in the wrong place.

There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.

There are trapdoors that you can’t come back from.

You forget so easy.

I want you to know he’s not coming back.

If you’d been a dog, they would have drowned you at birth.

It’s the only way you’ll know I’m telling the truth.

We all have goals in a liberal world.

Once again, I’m in trouble with my only friend.

While you make pretty speeches, I’m being cut to shreds.

There’s a gap where we meet, where I end and you begin.

I can watch but not take part.

You left me alone.

You had to shred our big day.

Hypocrite opportunist, don’t infect me with your poison.

You should put me in a home or you should put me down.

That wasn’t my intention.

I did it for a reason.

Now no one likes a smartarse but we all like stars.

Dance you fucker.

Don’t look in the mirror at the face you don’t recognize.

[olddumbasstomcat]

Nudity Roleplay Scenarios

Send one of the symbols for a scenario involving your muse and my muse and I will write my muse’s reaction!

♨ For your muse to come across my muse naked in a hot spring ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

🌊 For your muse to come across my muse skinny dipping in a lake ( “+reverse” to reverse muses) 

🧺 For your muse to come across my muse changing clothes ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

🛁 For your muse to come across my muse in the bath ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

🚿 For your muse to come across my muse in the shower ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

🏃🏻‍♂️ For your muse to come across my muse streaking ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

😆 For your muse to come across my muse after they lost all their clothes due to a prank ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

💲 For your muse to come across my muse after losing their clothes in a betting game ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

😏 For your muse to come across my muse naked because they are a nudist ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

🛌🏻 For your muse to come across my muse naked because they sleep naked ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

👙 For your muse to come across my muse naked after a bathing suit mishap ( “+reverse” to reverse muses)

[olddumbasstomcat]

“ no matter how many hits i take, i always find a way to come back. “ or/

“don’t you dare finish that sentence! Don’t do it! I’m sick of it!”

@a-hazbin-spider 👉👈

(Aghhhh I love it! Sorry it’s been a sec on my main!)

“Don’t you dare finish that sentence! Don’t do it! I’m sick of it!”

“What, sick of hearing how you’re too good for the shit you’re put through? Too talented to be wasted as a fucking hooker and porn star? How you’re too damn hard on yourself for shit outside your control?” Husker growled, fed up with all the shit this kid put on his own shoulders.

“Well guess what, ya Atlas wannabe? I’m not stopping shit until you learn to fucking stop, you understand? Or do I need to put it in another language for you to understand, kid?”

(I know probably not everyone will get the Atlas joke so lemme explain for those in the back. In Greek mythology, Atlas was one of the Titans, forefathers of the Gods. Basically since he led the Titans in a rebellion against Zeus, he was punished to wear the weight of the heavens/sky on his shoulders for eternity. TLDR: Husk is calling out Angel for being a jerk to himself more often than not)

[olddumbasstomcat]

&. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

( dialogue prompts taken from the second season of hulu's the bear, created by christopher storer. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ you ever think about purpose? ❜

❛ i love you, but i do not have time for this, alright? ❜

❛ i have time for this. ❜

❛ you know what the fuck you're doing. you love this shit. it's fun for you. i don't have that. ❜

❛ i'm afraid one day, i'm gonna wake up and you guys are all just gonna just drop this ass. ❜

❛ if this shit is not fun for you, what the fuck is fun for you? ❜

❛ i'm not making the same mistakes i made last time. ❜

❛ what kind of insurance coverage do we have for people falling through the fucking wall? ❜

❛ sometimes, i look like february. ❜

❛ you want a sprite? you look kinda green. ❜

❛ can i ask you something and you can tell me to fuck off if you want? ❜

❛ chef, that's way too much acid. ❜

❛ you, uh, making a sundae? ❜

❛ that actually sounds delicious. ❜

❛ because you're the bear and i remember you. ❜

❛ i love taking care of you. and i always will. you know that? ❜

❛ i'm glad i came 'cause i get to eat this. ❜

❛ i gotta come up with three really great desserts. you got any ideas? ❜

❛ you ever made ice cream before, chef? want to? ❜

❛ it kind of tastes like a, um... minty snickers bar. ❜

❛ so how long you been a cook? ❜

❛ how’d you get good at this? ❜

❛ you can spend all the time in the world in here, but if you don't spend enough time out there... you know? ❜

❛ speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? ❜

❛ it looks so pretty on you. you should keep it. ❜

❛ what's going on with you? i know there's something. just tell me. ❜

❛ what are you talking about, i don't give a fuck? why would you say that to me? i give like a huge fuck. ❜

❛ you're not by yourself, alright? i'm right here with you. ❜

❛ did you just throw a fork at me? ❜

❛ i think time spent doing this is time well spent. ❜

❛ never too late to start over. ❜

❛ i just want you to know... that this is really nice. ❜

❛ i'm thinking you're very, very beautiful. ❜

❛ we just don't say hello anymore? ❜

❛ you're wearing a suit? ❜

❛ uh, yeah, i wear suits now. ❜

❛ i'm sorry if i took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit. ❜

❛ i actually do think that we could fit good together. ❜

❛ i could be good at things that you don't really wanna do. and you're obviously really great at a whole bunch of stuff that I don't know how to do, you know? ❜

❛ i'm wearing a suit 'cause it makes me feel better about myself. ❜

❛ i know that you're trying. i see that you're trying. ❜

❛ you just came from a funeral? ❜

❛ yeah, a funeral of all my enemies. ❜

❛ you want me to make you some coffee? ❜

❛ i just need your focus like you need mine. ❜

❛ you good? ❜

❛ what's your relationship with your mom like? ❜

❛ alright, chef, i need you to salt that like a sidewalk. ❜

❛ looks gorgeous, chef. ❜

❛ i haven't eaten yet. ❜

❛ oh, let me make you something. ❜

❛ yeah, i can make you an omelet. ❜

❛ that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? ❜

❛  i'm looking really good. i 'm thinking you should start calling me chef. ❜

❛ well, i'mma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. ❜

❛ you deserve my full focus. ❜

❛ i guess i'm scared that i don't have what it takes to not fuck this up. ❜

❛ you're not gonna fuck it up. ❜

❛ i fuck things up all the time, like, every day. ❜

❛ you could do this without me. ❜

❛ i couldn't do it without you. i wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. ❜

❛ you make me better at this. ❜

❛ you still love to cook, right? ❜

❛ how's the wine? ❜

❛ yo. we're low on forks, chef. ❜

❛ okay, let's start firing some caviar, please. ❜

❛ i was just gonna say how special and cool and great this place is and how i'm the most proud of you ever. ❜

❛ i really appreciate you being so patient with me. ❜

❛ do i have time to go outside and scream "fuck"? ❜

❛ just don't tell them you saw me, 'cause this is embarrassing. ❜

❛ i love them so much. i don't know how to show it. ❜

❛ i don't know how to say i'm sorry. ❜

❛ i need you to say it's okay. ❜

❛ you are being so fucking weird, man. ❜

❛ i'm stuck in a goddamn refrigerator on the opening night of my fucking restaurant. ❜

❛ i failed you guys and it's not gonna happen again. ❜

❛ maybe i'm just not built for this. ❜

❛ because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. ❜

❛ i'm really sorry you feel that way. ❜

❛ would you shut the fuck up and get me the fuck outta here, please? ❜

❛ i don't understand why you can't just let something good happen for once in your fucking life? ❜

❛ you wanna talk to me about my fucking kid? at least i got a kid. ❜

❛ where were you when i fucking put your brother in the ground, you selfish piece of shit? ❜

❛ i fucking love you! ❜

❛ you fucking need me. ❜

❛ i just had this sudden urge to tell you that i've always had this, like, massive crush on you. ❜

❛ i love you, chef. ❜

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“Oh, just stop it there, fucker. Last thing I need in my head is the image of what the fuck you get tested for,” the feline gagged, starting another bottle of wine to keep his sobriety from getting more than an hour. No way he was working at this shithole for Alastor while not being drunk….

“Jeez, I…. Never mind.” Husk huffed before asking, “You want something to drink, shithead?”

"Have you had your I.Q tested?" ( @olddumbasstomcat. Husk has so many questions and yet, that’s his first)

Shit For Brains || @olddumbasstomcat

“Aw! Husky, you wound me!” A hand goes right over his heart in a dramatic display before he snickers. “I suppose I could try a long and useless test like that. Buuut usually I’m busy gettin other types of tests done if you catch my drift! An’ lucky for you: I’m clean.”

[olddumbasstomcat]

betrayal sentence starters edit as you see fit

what did they mean when they said ‘i can’t trust you’?

for months? you’ve been putting me through this for months?

how can you come back and even look me in the eye after all you’ve done

you didn’t mean that, right? please tell me you didn’t mean that

you swore you wouldn’t leave, you promised

after everything we’ve been through? seriously?

did i ever even know you?

please don’t do this, you’re all i’ve left

it wasn’t like that, it was us against you from the beginning

i was never on your side to begin with, don’t you get that?

but i’m doing this for you, for us, doesn’t that count for anything?

i know what you did, don’t even try

wait, how do you know about that

was it you? did you tell them? did you tell them the one thing i begged you not to?

i trusted you with my life, i trusted you with everything i had!

fuck, i regret ever having even met you

so, it was all a lie? nothing of what we went through mattered to you?

you could have stabbed me at least a thousand times before this, why now?

why didn’t you just kill me when you had the chance, huh?

did you have fun? did you enjoy yourself, pretending to be my friend?

i don’t want to hear it, i don’t care why you did it

we took you in, we cared for you, and this is what you were after the entire time?

i should have listened when they told me to stay away from you

the people i cared about… gone, all because of you and some stupid plan

you don’t get it, this is the only way, okay?

maybe if you learnt how to prioritise better, you would actually understand why i had to do this

i never meant to hurt you, it may have been a lie at first, but please, you have to believe me

tell me i imagined you leaving, tell me none of this happened and i’ll believe you

i’d rather die than be stuck with a traitor any moment longer

we all depended on you, how could you do this to us?

is it my fault you trust so foolishly and willingly?

i’m sorry, i know it’s meaningless now, but please, know i’m sorry

you’ll understand one day, you’ll understand i never actually meant to hurt you

you don’t even look dejected, do you enjoy playing with other people’s lives?

you took everything from me, you fucking bastard

i wish i’d have killed you when they told me to

you’re meant for so much more, why cry when you could join me?

i had to make you trust me, you would have never come this far, otherwise

there are far bigger things at stake here than your broken heart

why do you even care so much? you were using me just the same!

so i was right about you after all, i’m glad i never fully trusted you

you know what? you’re nothing more than a lesson to me now, so fuck off

so, now that we’re here, think you can tell me what you’re really after?

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spider-man: into the spiderverse sentence starters.

“ no matter how many hits i take, i always find a way to come back. “

“ we all make choices in life. “

“ it doesn’t feel like i have a choice right now. “

“ you have to say it back. i want to hear it. ‘i love you, ____.’ “

“ i liked your joke. i mean, it wasn’t funny. that’s why i laughed. “

“ you’re trying to quit. and i’m not going to let you. “

“ there’s a lot of history on these walls. “

“ i don’t want to be a hero. “

“ it’s not up to me. why won’t you quit?! “

“ i thought i was the only one. you’re like me. “

“ you’re going to be fine. i can help you. “

“ you don’t know what it can do! you’ll kill us all! “

“ listen, we need to team up here. we don’t have much time. “

“ i’d say it’s nice to see you, ____, but it’s not. “

“ i know what you’re trying to do… and it won’t work. they’re gone. “

“ our family doesn’t run from things, ____. “

“ i can’t do this without you. “

“ then this weird thing happened. and i gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. but this was real weird. “

“ are you a ghost? are you a zombie? am i a zombie? “

“ don’t you dare finish that sentence! don’t you do it! i’m sick of it. “

“ i’m making you feel guilty. is it working? “

“ you have money, right? i’m not very liquid right now. “

“ i think you’re going to be a bad teacher. “

“ most people in the workplace try to kill me so… you’re a nice change of pace. “

“ this is pretty standard stakes. you get used to it. “

“ that’s bad. actually, everything they said before was bad. i was lying before. “

“ do you know how painful that would be, ____? you can’t imagine. and i, for one, can’t wait to watch. “

“ everyone knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening pressure. “

“ we’re a little team! me as the teacher who could still do it. you as the student who can do it, just not as good. “

“ i don’t do friends anymore… just to avoid distractions. “

“ no, this is good. this is very, very good. this means you get what you want. “

“ i know how hard this is. to have to figure stuff out on your own. “

“ i mean, this place is pretentious. “

“ you think you’re the only one who thought to come here? “

“ i’ve got to do something, and i don’t know if i can do it. i’m scared, ____. i’m just tired of letting everyone down. “

“ you’re the best of all of us, ____. you’re on your way. just keep going. “

“ you won’t know when you’re ready. it’s a leap of faith. “

“ sometimes people drift apart… and i don’t want that to happen to us, okay? “

“ i see this spark in you. it’s amazing. it’s why i push you. but it’s yours. whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great. “

“ i love you. you don’t have to say it back, though. “

“ that’s all it is, ____. a leap of faith. “

“ i love you! i am so proud of you! “

“ i didn’t teach ____ that. and you definitely didn’t. “

“ how do i know i’m not going to mess it up again? “

“ you’re not stopping this. not today. “

“ i am stopping this! right now! “

“ i never thought i’d be able to do any of this stuff. but i can. “

[olddumbasstomcat]

Alright fuckers….. some dickhead thought it would be fun if I joined this “Hell-site.” So go ahead, dipshits. Send me some fucking questions!

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(Mun here! This is a sideblog to @madscientistdonotdisturb, and I’m 18+! Thought I’d give the old man a try!)