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Bro I'm down bad! Could you write some jawbone stuffs? Pretty pweaseee 👉🏼👈🏼🥹
For sure! I'm down bad for JB myself. What would you be wanting? I'll do head cannons, fluff, smut one shots and full on fanfic if requested. Let me know what you want in the comments
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Alex reff

Love how this reff flows. I'll post the colored version soon because I need to see her in green.
Fun fact: she loves eels, that's why her group is called The Eels. Also her main weapon is an axe.
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I have to edit this because I changed it lol. I decided that I like Garnet from Steven Universe as Selina's voice.
Your oc Selina looks so cool and pretty, does she have a voice claim?
Thank you so much! I had a lot of fun drawing her. As for her voice claim I have Ryukyu the dragon hero from MHA.
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MW Nsfw HC's
So I put up a poll a few weeks ago asking if anyone wanted nsfw hc's for Monkey Wrench. The resounding yes was crazy. So here are nsfw head canons for Shrike, Beebs, Jawbone, Disco head, Armstrong and Ajax.
Nsfw under the cut. Zeurel please ignore these as I know you don't like this kind of stuff
Shrike:
He's a switch but he likes being on top most of the time.
Definitely has a praise kink. Tell him how good he's doing and it's all over for you and him.
Has a surprising amount of experience. Experience level is a 4/10
Stamina level is about a 3/10. He’s usually whipped after one round and maybe can do a second round.
Horny all the time. Horny level is 9/10.
Two words. Tentacle. Dick. It’s got a pearlescent shine to it. Comes out of a slit between his legs. About 5 inches long.
The crystal on his head is sensitive when he is in the mood. Rub it a bit when you two are making out, see what happens.
Does not know how to dirty talk but tries anyway.
Knows enough to give you some decent after care.
Loves to role play. It's usually something with you being in trouble, him saving you and you rewarding him with sex.
Sex with Shrike can be either rough and fast or slow and sensual. It depends on his mood.
He gets super cuddly afterwards.
Teasing him riles him up quickly and will make him finish faster.
He is much more confident while flirting when he is horny.
He likes to put you in handcuffs when he’s in the mood for rough sex.
Also likes to be the one in handcuffs when you top.
Beebs:
He’s a top.100% and you can’t change my mind.
Has a daddy kink. This is why he calls you Baby.
Horny level is 8/10. Not as horny as Shrike but still horny most of the time.
More experienced than Shrike. Experience level is about a 6/10 so he knows what he is doing.
Stamina level is 9/10. He can go for days if he wants to.
Beebs is about 9 inches long and about 2.5 inches thick. He is a stretch to say the least.
You can rile Beebs up very easily. It really doesn’t take much, a few compliments here, some kissing there and soon you're being dragged off to a more private place.
Unless you are a Walrinian like him, he has to hold back a lot of what he wants to do to you. He has some incredible control when it comes to sex.
Sex with Beebs is sweet and gentle about 95% of the time.
The other 5% is when he is rough with you. He isn’t rough often, but there are moments when he just can’t help himself. Moments when his control slips and he just has to rail you.
He makes sure you cum at least two to three times before he lets himself cum.
Has a small breeding kink. You only see this come out when it’s the height of the season for him.
Likes it when you ride him. This position lets him see all of you and has less of a chance of him accidentally crushing you.
His other favorite position is doggy. This allows him to get deep into you.
Amazing at oral. Got this idea from the one nsfw fanfic I can find of him. He will have you begging if you let him do oral on you.
Amazing aftercare routine.
Also gets really cuddly afterwards.
Jawbone:
Also a top.
Horny level is about 7/10. Not horny all the time but still easily riled up.
Stamina level is a 5/10. He can go about 3 rounds before needing a break.
Experience level is a 7/10.
Now as an undertale fan, I have to say he has a magic glowy dick. It’s natural length is about 6 inches long, but he can change the size if he wants to.
He likes some light BDSM but other than that he is very vanilla.
Sex with Jawbone is rough all the time. There are very few moments where he will be soft. It’s usually when he is feeling sentimental.
Likes to bite you. Seeing the marks all over you the next morning fills him with pride.
Not the best at after care. Hands you a few tissues before passing out.
Like Beebs Jawbone is easily riled up. It just takes a few kisses before he’s all over you.
His head flame gets bigger when he is excited.
Teases you constantly.
When he is feeling sentimental, expect the whole nine yards. Romantic dinner, flower petals that lead to the bedroom, candles all over the place. He will be very sweet to you on these rare nights.
He will fuck you just about anywere if you are comfortable with it.
Disco head:
He’s a power top.
Horny level is a 6/10. Not easily riled up but still horny most of the time.
Experience level is 9/10. He works at a casino, of course he’s experienced.
Stamina level is 7/10. He can go for about 5 or 6 rounds if he is really needy.
This man has kinks up the wazoo. The biggest one though is pet play. He loves to see you in a collar.
Quickies are very common with him. He has a casino to run so there isn’t a lot of time for sex.
Because of how busy he is, he has set times for when you two have more sensual sex
Sex with DH is always slow and sensual when it is in the scheduled time frame. If he needs to pull you aside for a quickie it is a lot rougher.
Most of the time during the scheduled sessions, you are tied up in some way. DH likes the control that gives him.
When you're not tied up, you're experimenting. He wants to know exactly what you like so he can give you the best experience.
DH is about 7 inches long and 1.5 inches thick. He’s not as big of a stretch as Beebs is but it still takes some time to get used to.
If you want to rile him up, call him Sir or Boss. He 100% has a Sir kink and he loves to hear you call him that.
He is a brat tamer. You can maybe get away with being a brat for the first few weeks of being with him.
Great aftercare
Armstrong:
He’s a soft top.
Horny level is 6/10. Easily riled up but not as horny as DH.
Experience level is about a 7/10
Stamina level is 6/10. Can go at the most 3 rounds.
Armstrong is about 5 inches long and about 1 inch thick. He can be taken pretty easily if needed.
Sex with Armstrong is always sweet and sensual.
He is one hell of a romantic. He sets everything up like Jawbone does when he is feeling sentimental. Expect the whole nine yards. Romantic dinner, flower petals that lead to the bedroom, candles all over the place, anything he can do to make it romantic he will do.
He has some very vanilla taste when it comes to kinks but he is willing to experiment if you ask.
Also has a Sir kink. He will go absolutely feral if you call him Sir, so use this wisely.
Prefers missionary because it is a nice and simple position that allows him to see your face.
Likes to cuddle afterwards.
Amazing aftercare and the best pillow talk after.
Definitely falls asleep on top of you. Every time.
Ajax:
Also a power top.
Horny level is a 10/10. He is always horny and can be riled up by the smallest of things.
Experience level is a 9/10. He has a harem of ladies, of course he knows what he is doing.
Stamina level is 10/10. He can go as long as he wants. That can range from days to weeks if he so pleases.
Sex with Ajax has a 50% chance of being rough and a 50% chance of being soft. There is no way to predict which one it is going to be
Huge Sir kink. Loves it when you call him that.
Ajax is about 10 inches long and 3.6 inches thick. You need an insane amount of prep to take him.
Also amazing at oral. Much better at it then Beebs.
He has an oral fixation as well. Some nights are just him overstimulating you with only his mouth.
Ajax is also very romantic when its a soft night
When it’s a rough night, expect to go about 5 rounds at the least
It doesn’t matter if it’s a soft night or a rough night, you won’t be walking for a few days.
You will be covered in marks when he is done with you. There is no hiding any of these.
Also gets super cuddly after.
Absolutely pampers you after sex.
#monkey wrench#campion ajax#bulldog browns#headcanon#mw beebs#shrike sanchez#mw shrike#mw armstrong#monkey wrench ajax#disco head#mw disco head#mw jawbone
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Alexandra, Captain of the Eels
This is Alexandra Sullivan, or Alex for short. She is Selina's older sister who is assumed to be dead after she got into a fight with some pirates.
However, she is alive and well and very much a plague walker. She works with her and Selina's older brother Samuel as bounty hunters. They also keep a close eye on Ajax so they can help they're siblings if needed.
Currently, the two are looking for Selina to make sure she is ok.
Alex is hot headed and sharp tonged. She will argue with everyone if she can't do something the way she wants to. She's a lot like Ajax, as much as she likes to denie it.
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Gotta love the accuracy
gnawing on my desk waiting for ep 5
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now that ep 4 is live to the public, I can finally post what I've been sitting (and spinning) on for like a week, wheeee!
Major Monkey Wrench spoilers abound, so putting below a cut if you haven't yet seen the latest episode. And if you haven't seen it (or the rest of the series), you can do so here:
now ON TO THE INFODUMP
Shrike's status
so, since the beginning, I've been putting all my money on Shrike being an artificial being. Not in the sense of robotics/cyborgs and the like, but in the sense of a one-of-a-kind bioengineered creature. Since he was confirmed as an endling (as opposed to just hinted at in past episodes), I'm choosing to take that as a bit of reinforcement; his species is still marked as "unknown" by LAW, and if no one knows what you are and you're the only one they've ever seen, it's safe to assume they assume you're the last of whatever you are.
now, in a leap on my part, I'm further going to postulate that Shrike is actually an engineered squid. As in an honest-to-god Earth cephalopod, albeit in the same sense you can call a human a monkey. I think that maybe our boy Shrike is the end result of years-long genetic modification and breeding programs to create something closer to human shape and intelligence, but with whatever attributes his human creators wanted from squid...
...maybe attributes like producing ink.
"that's stupid, what makes you think that?" Glad you asked, Strawman! Here's what I'm drawing from:
Scratch's nicknames for Shrike
As much as these can be considered throwaways, Zeurel and Ash have been very good about sneaking in foreshadowing in dialogue. I don't fully think Scratch is calling Shrike "squidhead" just to be antagonistic (though in-universe, he certainly is; I doubt the character himself in canon has that kind of insight); I'm choosing to believe it may be a bit of a Chekhov's gun.
Shrike's design inspiration
In Tumblr ask replies, Zeurel's confirmed Shrike's design is based heavily on Humboldt squid, and he finds cephalopods and deep-sea life in general interesting. It's going into meta rather than narrative precedent, but I think for these reasons, having Shrike actually be an ascended squid wouldn't be that far out of the blue.
Shrike's terran connections
It's been established that Earth no longer exists, and what humans remain are persona non grata in LAW space. They're the reason behind the Cataclysm/the creation of Secondary Green, and what artifacts remain are traded on the black market (as implied by Scratch and Jaw Bone dealing in them, neither of whom are exactly upstanding citizens).
Yet somehow, Shrike speaks primarily in a canonically dead Earth language—Latin Spanish—and thinks highly of terrans/terran culture. He apparently is the only being in LAW space who does both. One could argue he picked up Spanish through exposure to contraband as a LAW officer, but even his translated speech is Spanish-accented. That to me is a clue it's his native language, as opposed to one picked up later in life. Maybe he doesn't speak it all that well, but it's what he learned as he grew up.
I believe that Shrike's interest in terran artifacts isn't so much fannish as it is nostalgic, though he doesn't realize it (yet). Remember, we don't know his true age—he's only estimated to be in his mid- to late 20s. He could very well be several decades or even 800+ years old, and for reasons yet unknown he isn't aware of it. Hell, he knows what VHS tapes are and how to watch them, something present-day kids are unfamiliar with right now. Even if he was treated as only a scientific specimen in his youth, something about Earth/its people may have been warm and familiar enough to endear terran mementos to him. But it's now too far gone in the past for him to remember why exactly he loves them so much.
Shrike got no dick
(originally posted to Twitter before the Shittening)
Canonically, the boy is Ken-doll smooth both front and back. Even though he has a gender (Questionably Masc™), he has no sex. Maybe his species could reproduce asexually, but it's pretty unusual for complex bipedal critters to do that. Plus, there's the fact that no peehole and no butthole also mean no bodily waste excretion, which is pretty much a death sentence for most life forms that run on metabolic processes. Therefore, I'm taking all these as artifacts of Shrike's artificial creation (and not just so it's more difficult to make show-accurate porn of him).
The Primaries, LAW, and Secondary Green
So there are three godlike beings that ostensibly also serve as the basis for government, referred to as the Primaries. Only one has been directly referenced as active in LAW government—Primary Red—but given the colors of the three LAW divisions, one can safely assume there must be a Primary Yellow and Primary Blue (whether they also govern, are off doing something else, or are AWOL is a mystery for now). It also just so happens that interstellar travel takes place in subspace pathways in the same colors as the Primaries (with varying speed depending on color), and spacecraft is fueled by "ink" in those corresponding primary colors.
It's also revealed in a news chyron in ep 4 that an intergalactic-capable drive had been in development (and had been stalled by bureaucracy) for at least 20 years, and is now ready to deploy. It's referred to as a Trinity drive, and required Primary Red's approval before it could officially launch. I think it's pretty safe to assume it's a form of propulsion that combines all 3 colors, however the in-universe physics work in that case. At the moment, it's been shown that using the wrong type of ink in a color drive will cause an explosion and a tear in space at best (at worst, we don't know yet), so whatever science went into developing a drive that combines colors must have been fairly dangerous (or potentially threatens to weaken whatever power the Primaries hold over LAW citizens).
Secondary Green
Background details are vital lore sources in Monkey Wrench. If you paid close attention near the beginning of ep 1 (and can easily read backwards text), you already know what's in the box the boys pick up in ep 2: something called "Secondary Green." It was evidently once in Chester's possession, but by the time Kara caught up to him, he'd already sent it on its way to LAW.
The second and third episodes refer to the Cataclysm being caused by terrans. The third episode explains the green corruption's effect on life forms, and LAW subsequently quarantining it to prevent its spread. It also shows Secondary Green corrupting the bit of Them that gets too close into the horrific black-green monster that overtakes the Bucket. The fourth ep has Jaw Bone directly refer to the terrans' "false idol" in reference to the Cataclysm.
While I was typing later paragraphs, I hit upon a possibility I hadn't even considered for what Secondary Green could be. So now, I've got 2 potential reads:
1. Secondary Green was the humans' attempt at recreating the Primaries' power for themselves. Whether this was to undermine LAW or to try to join the galactic stage at the Primaries' level has yet to be seen, but either way, it ended up biting humanity in the ass. Secondary Green and/or a byproduct of it/its creation ended up destroying Earth and a good chunk of its neighboring Milky Way space, and landed whatever humans remain squarely on LAW's shit list.
Now, those of you who remember me from pre-2018 Tumblr also know I'm pretty heavily into Mass Effect. That universe's version of the Milky Way also was governed by an alien-run coalition: the Citadel, which tightly controlled the means to interstellar travel (although the Citadel species did not create these means, they just found and activated them first). Thus, the similarities to the idea of a three-pronged alien government holding the keys to interstellar travel and commerce and forcing you to play nice if you want in have been resonating in the back of my mind whenever I watch Monkey Wrench.
The similarities end in that MW's answer to the Protheans are still very much alive and active, and are directly overseeing galactic travel, commerce, and government. There aren't established mass relays, but every ship contains its own "relay" in the form of ink drives. These can open portals into respective colors of subspace to get from one side of the galaxy to another faster than conventional propulsion (so far, red is the fastest, and blue seems to be the median speed everyday schmoes like our boys can access). And, most importantly, the means of this travel are less an external technological development and more appear to be tied to the nature of the Primaries themselves; these beings are not just obeyed, but worshiped (see Scratch's oaths in ep 3 and the red officer greeting Shrike and Armstrong exchange in ep 4).
However, there are still two very important similarities between these two settings that I think should be kept in mind:
i. Trouble started when humans started sticking their fingers into the galactic government's pie. In Mass Effect, it was shoehorning Shepard into the Spectre program and wriggling humanity's way into the Citadel Council. In Monkey Wrench, it was messing with fundamental forces it didn't yet understand and (maybe) creating human-made Great Value primaries, which resulted in at least one: Secondary Green.
ii. Control over interstellar travel—specifically, access to subspace—is a cornerstone of power. In Mass Effect, you need a specific form of reactor in order to engage the mass relays and "cheat" your way to FTL travel. These relays are heavily guarded and regulated by the Citadel; humanity famously learned this when it activated Relay 314 near Pluto and got a knock-knock from the police in the form of a turian armada. In Monkey Wrench, you need to equip specific color drives and fuel up at ink stations, which presumably are subject to LAW regulation and pricing.
In both settings, Earth appears to have taken a look at the galaxy already being run by someone else and immediately thought, "but how do I get around this?"
Engineering Secondary Green was MW Earth's answer to this question. Unfortunately, it backfired and drove humanity to (functional) extinction and criminal status.
2. Secondary Green is an unintended fusion of Primaries Yellow and Blue. This would explain their current-day absence (provided they don't directly appear in later episodes), and the subsequent fall of LAW enforcement into disorder that Armstrong alludes to in ep 4. Humanity was up to something that attracted the Primaries' attention—perhaps tapping into pocket dimensions, like the one embedded in Shrike's head?—and maybe things went awry. One way or another, Primaries Yellow and Blue's intervention ended in them fusing into a new anti-entity, Secondary Green. Instead of fostering life, their combined and imbalanced power corrupted it.
Left to their own devices (and likely hawkish methods, given Red oversees enforcement), Primary Red sealed off Earth's part of the galaxy and declared humanity LAW's enemy. The quarantine for justifiable safety/life preservation reasons, the outlawing likely to create the narrative that humanity was entirely to blame and not at all any fault of Primary interference (and maybe some vengeance for losing their comrades).
Or maybe, Red is covering their tracks.
LAW and Order
So the League of Aligned Worlds (LAW—yes, it's an acronym) is the current empire ruling civilized space in the Milky Way galaxy, under direct command of the Primaries (or at least Primary Red). There are three established branches: enforcement/military (red, which Shrike was once and has since defected from), science (yellow, which Dr. Agness impersonated), and commerce (blue, as represented by Killix and Sixty-Two, who appear to be led by an as-yet unseen Commander Tezzoree).
Being a centralized civilization, LAW has certain cultural and legal standards it expects its citizens to observe. Commerce and community are enabled by way of implanted universal translators á là Star Trek, but with one specific caveat: swearing is not allowed. It's so not allowed that it's physically punishable through painful translator auditory feedback—interestingly, people in earshot get punished this way as well just for hearing it.
Maybe it's a form of socialization, in that LAW hopes you're nice enough not to want to hurt your fellow citizens by swearing? Or that your fellow citizens, having had pain inflicted on them, will browbeat you into compliance? Either way, it's a window into current LAW space being severely authoritarian in both the moral and legal senses.
This extreme authoritarian approach doesn't prevent corruption, however. Corporate lobbyists exist, as demonstrated by Chester in ep 1, and LAW officials patronizing vice industries like sex work (see the end of ep 3) is not unusual. And current LAW is disorganized to the point of each division being largely ignorant of what's going on in the others: Neither Killix nor Sixty-Two were aware Shrike is a defector, nor do they bat an eye at him admitting as such. Armstrong is able to impersonate a red officer with either stolen or purchased equipment, and even he's astonished that LAW keeps such loose tabs on itself that they still have Shrike registered as an active officer. Dr. Agness is able to get away with impersonating a LAW scientist, and the LAW representatives who collect her don't appear especially ruffled by it.
It's possible that this rigid adherence to authority and subsequent breakdown in the ability to enforce it is due to Primary Red being the only Primary left. The harder you clench your fist, the more sand slips through your fingers, and all that. However it happened, Red is at the moment the only one at the wheel, and they don't seem to be able to keep it together on their own.
aight, so where's this leave us
so for now, I think these are where we may be headed:
a: Shrike was genetically engineered to be in the running as a peer to/defense against the Primaries, but aligned with Earth. He has a means to access a pocket dimension/subspace, could possibly be a source of ink (either as secretion or in the form of his blood), is an exceptional marksman, and possesses anthropomorphic form and (allegedly) intellect. The problem is, he turned out anti-authoritarian, impulsive, and kinda stupid. He was disposed of at some point and now wanders space as the only one of his kind.
b: The same program that produced Shrike also created Secondary Green. Unfortunately, something happened—whether through accident or external manipulation—that turned it into a rampaging force of destruction. We have yet to see whether humans really did just monumentally fuck up, or if LAW is rewriting history.
c: LAW is on its way to collapse through Primary Red's mismanagement. Whether said mismanagement is through the other Primaries going missing on their own, or through a power grab on Red's part is the main mystery.
hooray done for now oh god
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Monkey Wrench Swap Au
So I saw an Evil au out there for MW and wanted to wright something out for the swap au I made. This is gonna be another long post so I'll put it under the cut.
Lets start with who swaps with who. First we have Shrike swapped with Jawbone. I like the thought of this switch because of how similar they are.
Next would be Beebs swapped with Ajax. I mostly did this because I wanna draw mob boss Beebs and I think Ajax would look hilarious in a Terran style Hawaiian shirt.
And, last but not least, Tyneen swapped with Scratch. Seeing Tyneen as a business lizard and Scratch as a feared pirate was something I had to run with.
Some backstory:
Ajax comes from a wealthy family that he ran from to live his dream of being a mercenary. He has been one for almost two decades now. Before being a mercenary, he owned a well known ice selling business that he sold off. He had a mid life crises and decided "Fuck this, I'm going to be a merc" Sold his company, took his inheritance and left the home planet.
Jawbone was infected with the cataclysm at a young age and is on the run from L.A.W. He grew up as a living experiment, having been one of the first to get infected and not turn into a mindless zombie. Eventually, Jawbone sneaks away from L.A.W. to go explore the galaxy. He runs into Ajax at a little dinner and Ajax offers to hide him if Jawbone would be willing to work with him. Jawbone agrees, and that's how the merc group Shooting Stars is born.
Shrike is a well known pirate who doesn't let witnesses live. You are lucky to survive if you cross paths with him. Shrike worked as a red for a few years before quitting and taking his entire platoon with him. Him and this group of reds soon became known as the Blood Reds, due to the fact that if you pissed off the captain, you didn't live to tell the tail.
Beebs is a well know Walrinian that used his disability to his advantage. He sells prosthetics and has a set of metal tusks. Beebs has completely left House Baraak and started his own house under the last name Browns. He is still rather kind but it's that fake kindness that you know can be ripped away at a moments notice.
Tyneen is a sly business woman who knows how to talk her way out of a tough scenario. Ricket, her silent partner, is her sharp shooter bodyguard who is there to help her out when a situation turns physical. Tyneen collects and sells rare weapons. Shrike is one of her best costumers and she is constantly on the hunt for Terran weapons to sell to him.
Scratch is a fierce pirate who runs a tight ship of kitty mows. Though small they are mighty and will kick your ass. Scratch and his brother Scritch, have been pirates they're whole lives. Scratch helped Shrike gain a reputation by spreading word about what the Blood Reds would do if you crossed them.
I'll probably draw this later but here is this for now. My asks are open if anyone is curios about anything.
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what's Jaxson and Victoria's story? if ya me asking : 3
Oooo I hope your ready for some angst when we get to Victoria.
Lets start with Jaxson. Jaxson grew up in House Frost and was expected to take over the family fashion business, however, Jaxson didn't want to do that.
He was a loud and rebellious kid, often getting into trouble for picking fights and braking rules.
Jaxson started his own dispensary business after he graduated and it is very successful. Over all, Jaxson has lived a very good life.
Victoria on the other hand, has been through a lot.
Victoria is the youngest child of Selina and Beebs. She was taken from them at age 5 and for the next 10 years she was experimented on. They spliced her DNA with Basilisk DNA (Basilisk's are a fan made species that I will talk more about later)
Because of this, Victoria has ice blue scales that dot her face, a long Basilisk tail, and the hands and feet of a Basilisk. The Basilisk DNA makes her much more violent and much stronger. She also has an insane amount of stamina.
Victoria runs The Circus merc company with Snow; an IceClaw, Claudia; a basilisk and Bess; a Cottontail. Victoria is known for her cold yet kind demeanor.
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Walrinian work doodles




Some work doodles of my Oc's Selina, Jaxson and Victoria. All Walrinian, (can you tell I'm obsessed with this species?)
I'll draw Jaxson and Victoria's ref sheets soon!
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Selina in a dress because why not

Might color later but here is Selina in a dress.
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MW Nsfw HC's anyone? It would look like the romance HC's list
#monkey wrench#bulldog browns#shrike sanchez#mw shrike#mw beebs#campion ajax#disco head#jawbone#mw armstrong
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Okay first off the header of your blog makes me laugh and second i know you've probably get this ask a lot but seeing you're a campion simp ya got any headcanons for the big guy?
Oh you have no idea the storm you have just unleashed. This is going to be a long post.
First off, Romantic HC’s:
His nickname for you is Darling.
Jealousy level is 10/10. Gets jealous very easily and will pick a fight with whoever has your attention at the moment.
If you thought Beebs was cuddly, wait till you're with Ajax. This Walrinian is a cuddle monster. You will be cuddling late into the day before you can even get up to get ready.
Very good kisser. He knows what he is doing.
Like Beebs, Ajax will carry you around everywhere. You have no say in the matter.
You get princess treatment that is better than DH’s. Ajax has bought you ball gowns/fancy suits that make you feel like you should be in a Disney movie.
Ajax is 10x more protective than Beebs is. If he sees anything within 10 feet of you that looks shady or unsafe he will toss you over his shoulder and take you home. It doesn’t matter what you are doing at the time, you're going home where you will be safe.
He also fusses over you when you get hurt. Has taken you to the hospital for a simple paper cut and demanded it be checked for infections.
Ajax follows Walirinan courting rituals more than Beebs does. You get a similar letter and a beautiful set of gold courting cuffs.
If you accept, you won’t be leaving his side for the next month. Wherever he goes you go and vice versa. He wants to have you as close as possible.
Is absolutely weak to seeing you dressed up all nice. If you want something out of him, wear one of the fancy outfits he bought you. He won’t be able to focus on what you're saying because he will be too focused on just how good you look.
He loves to dress you up like you're a little doll. You have a massive wardrobe because of this.
Weekly trips around the galaxy. Always takes you somewhere new. Like DH these trips have 5 star restaurants, top tear hotels and all the best tourist stops.
You go to so many balls and galas that you have lost count at this point.
100% shows you off to anyone and everyone.
Will buy you whatever you want, whenever you want it. He is basically your sugar daddy.
Heaven forbid anyone makes you cry. He will focus on taking care of you and making you feel better first. You are his number one priority. However, when he does find who upset you he will make sure this person never bothers you again.
Ajax is also a traveling heater, more so than Beebs. This is very helpful for you because the Walrinian home planet is a frozen tundra. His warmth makes cuddles with him amazing.
Likes it when you lay on top of him. You're like a little weighted stuffed animal to him.
He will fall in love all over again if he sees you hold your own in a fight.
If he does see that you can hold your own in a fight he will start roughhousing with you the same way Beebs does.
Careful with you when you two roughhouse.
Loves to dance with you.
Sings you love songs when you feel down.
He has gotten so used to sleeping with you on top of him that when you don't he can't sleep.
When he wants to be near you but needs to be hands free he will tuck you under his beard.
Regular HC’s about him:
He has a long morning routine that takes over 4 hours to complete. Half of it is hair, beard and tusk care.
He definitely wears makeup. Think like, movie makeup they put on actors so they look good on camera.
He runs an ice business. This is where he gets most of his pixels, he gets the rest from his inheritance.
He lives in a manor on his home world but has homes on other planets for when he needs to travel.
Slight sweet tooth. He enjoys some rich chocolate cake every now and then.
He collects bottles of wine. Occasionally will drink some if it’s a special occasion
Absolutely has a beautifulI singing voice. He practices every day to make sure he sounds good.
He is very flirtatious. This is usually with females of his own kind but he is known for having some exotic tastes for his mates.
Has won several Walrinian wrestling competitions and currently holds the champion title for them as well. He is very proud of this and will brag about it when he can.
He is incredibly strong as we have seen. He has a rigorous workout routine that he follows.
I was going to put this in the Walrinian HC’s list and totally forgot, but Walrinians are carnivores. Campions favorite meat is ham and ribs. He loves it when the meat slides right off the bone.
He owns a small gaggle of cats that he loves dearly.
Loves each of his mates dearly. He makes sure he spends time with all of them when he can. He pampers them as well.
Loves to show off how strong he is. It doesn't mater what he is doing, if he wants to impress some one, he is going to show off.
He is an absolute book nerd. Specifically murder mysteries. He loves to play detective when he reads.
He makes ice sculptures in his free time. He usually makes them look like his mates.
Likes to paint but doesn't do it often. Most of the paintings that hang in his manor are done by him.
Smooth talker. He knows just how to twist his words so he can get what he wants.
I though about putting some nsfw ones on here too but Idk how ya'll feel about that. But yeah! there are my Campion Ajax head cannons
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Relogging because now I need to do this.
Drawing my Persona in Monkey Wrench 😋
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Walrinian HC (Slightly nsfw)
Nsfw ish warning, you gotta squint to see it but I'm still going to put it under the cut just in case. Anyway, enjoy some more head cannons my fellow Wrenchlings.
First thing I'm gonna say, Walrinians give me a Roman empire/Spartan type vibe. Sure the males are the protectors but the females need to be just as strong to be able to protect the calves and themselves.
The Walrinian home planet is similar to Pluto. It's far enough away from their solar system's star that it is absolutely covered in ice. This is why Walrinians are naturally larger.
Walrinian ice selling businesses were the first things to get popular with the Galaxy.
Duels of strength are very common amongst males. This usually happens when two males are fighting over a female. However, duels can happen for other reasons, such as fights over inheritance, businesses and house challenges.
A house challenge is exactly what it sounds like. Someone from another house says their house is better? No Walrinian will ever let that stand. So they challenge them to see who's house is better. This includes both males and females.
House Challenges can be just about anything. Whether it be a fight to the death or a swimming competition, it's for the honor of their house.
Due to how much ice and snow is on their planet, Walrinians have many kinds of snow sports, some of them being snowboarding, skiing, sledding and ice skating.
This species is full of party animals. There are party's, balls, and galas just about every other day. They have some major holidays the whole planet celebrates, when those come around it like Carnival all over the planet.
One of the planet wide holidays they have is for a competition between all the houses. This is more like a friendly competition than a competition for honor. This lasts several months and is similar to the Olympics.
I wanna say the Walrinian home world is about the size of Neptune. Because of this there are about 10 upper class house's, 15 middle class house's and 20 lower class houses. House Baarak sits in the top 10 of the upper class whereas House Ajax sits in the top 15 of the middle class.
One of the horniest species you will ever see. There is one month out of every year that you can't get a Walrinian to do anything and that is the month they are in season.
Around the season is when the males get more aggressive and protective. Females during the season are tired and easily annoyed.
There are also friendly competitions. This species is incredibly competitive naturally.
Large families. Seeing as males have multiple females it's easy to assume that this would make for some large families. I’m talking like, 20 to 30 kids if not more.
One of the strongest species in the galaxy. There are very few that can take out a Walrinian without taking some serious damage themselves. It surprises me that Kara can take a hit from Beebs so easily. I know he is small for a Walrinian but he is still a Walrinian that could easily do just as much damage as Ajax if he let himself.
If you manage to befriend a Walrinian you will be friends till the day you die. They are very loyal and it takes a lot to break their trust.
Play wrestling is a common thing amongst all Walrinians. It's both a way to show off and a way to get out pent up stress and anger.
Amazing dancers. All Walrinians know how to dance in some way. most of the time it a waltz of some sort.
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Any more monkey wrench headcanons?
I am currently working on some Walrinian head cannons that I hope I can post tomorrow!
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Analyzing the scenes with Beebs and Ajax frame by frame a bit,
This is the face Beebs makes once Ajax appears, it’s the face of someone who knows something bad is about to happen and he’s preparing for it. An “oh god anything but this” face
Then we get the full view. To any outsider Ajax looks like a good pal who’s helping out his buddy, Beebs knows better know and is annoyed by tha facade Ajax is putting up, especially since he’s involved
Next scene shows that even clear as Beebs looks so done with the nice act Ajax has going on, and is just waiting to be able to book it, yet..
The minute Ajax’s turns to address him that annoyance turns into worry
He has a very malicious grin on his face as he mentions the dinner plans he and Beebs have, and in a blink and you’ll miss it moment he tightens his grip on Beebs as well. A clear warning that if Beebs doesn’t go along with this, something bad will happen
Which is why in general very next scene he has a sheepish grin on his face. The reason I think he gives into Ajax’s demand is for a couple different reason
1. The most obvious of which is that Ajax just paid for his arm repair and is now in debt to the go, and going along with dinner is a sure fire way to pay him back
2. A little less obvious but still very noticeable is because of Walrinian culture. We know from a little lore snippet from the creator that Walrinian value large tusks and bulk as something of hight status, so compared to Beebs Ajax is much higher up than him, and with Beebs already being seen as less in general it makes sense that in a way he would feel forced to follow Ajax, since he’s higher up than him
Which is proven in this scene. When he asks Ajax to leave he says please
He feels like he has to stay and hear Ajax out otherwise he’s dishonoring his culture/the debt his in
And while I’ve seen people say Beebs is a  vegetarian (can’t remember) I also think he’s not eating also due to the fact Ajax is paying for his meal and eating it would mean other thing Ajax has over him.
So this whole scene shows that Beebs still in a way follows Walrinian culture, but only ti a very small degree, but that degree is still extremely bad and gives a small insight into what the culture at large may be about
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