Valo/Haamu, Finland, est. 1992. Blue hair and they/them or he/him pronouns. Reblog blog @jokseenkin.
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Oh god their other poster actually says that

Lunch botox, botox for lunch
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one of the funniest things to me in gw2 is that because every single map has its own meta (big map-wide event chain that everyone can participate in that usually builds to a final battle), each map also has its own unique language in map chat. you enter a new zone and are greeted with the most random ass things being said in chat like "north needs more stompers" "tm up!!!! tm down!!!!!!" "grab the charzookas" "djinn on apple" "stack on the mark to get eaten" "we failed the rock concert" and you're just like oh boy!!!! what is it this time!??!!!! and by the time you've gotten through the story in that map you're either completely fluent or even more confused than when you started
#'Use shrooms!'#'Naked man running!'#'Rats disappeared where is she?'#'Pony farm!'#'Eat the access card'#'Get ruins so we get bloodlust!'#'Mama dead now take chopper up and hit papa'#'Eye up!'#'Run into the flames for buff'#'Angry pet rock at mentor!'#'Anyone getting wurms?'#'Use bunny!'#'Throw spit at animals to find frogs'#'Red blob at ogre'#'Use water balloons to kill!'#'Throw eggs at queen' isn't really applicable anymore sadly#Oh right my absolute favourite is 'legendary faucet' I see that typo at least once a week#'Stand under the butt' and 'east??????' is applicable to almost anything#Guild Wars 2#I blame the French for 'depop' and 'bus' by the way
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jackson joyce, "11:05am, sunday," 2024, oil on canvas
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hyvää aikaista ystävänpäivää
(toivotaan ettei tätä olla jo tehty)
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aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm
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Executed a perfect vogue death drop by accident while walking on ice
It's a wonder I'm still walking
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The signs say "no winter maintenance" and "bridge occasionally slippery"
I think it should just say "bridge always slippery" if there's a damn waterfall
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Slibery
"No winter maintenance. The bridge can be slippery."
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Only savescumming to not miss out on extremely important dialogue
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guild wars 2 lunar new year is a great festival and all that but i keep thinking about how next year is going to be the year of the horse. should we start placing bets on what’s going to happen
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Wᵢᵣₑd Fₒᵣ Sₚₑₑᴰ
Yᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎 ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ GoldStar 3DO™ Interactive Multiplayer™ ᴵˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˢʸ��ᵗᵉᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᵗ. ᴵᵗˢ 👁️-popping ӺɄŁŁ-ᛗꝊȾĪꝊꞤ Ꝟīđēꝋ, ᶠᵘˡˡ-ᵇˡᵒʷⁿ 𝟛⟄-GRAPHICS and 16 MILLION COLORSᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵉˡˢᵉ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ 🤮. Its special audio processor blasts you with CD-QUALITY ꞨꝊɄꞤĐ. ᴬⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ᵗʳᶦᵖ, ᶦᵗˢ𝟑𝟐-𝓑𝓘𝓣 𝓡𝓘𝓢𝓒 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓹 ᵐᵒᵛᵉˢ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃˢᵗ, ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˢʸˢᵗᵉᵐˢ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ. ᴴᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ? ᵀʰᵉⁿ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵒᵘᵗ GoldStar 3DO™,ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉʳᵛᵉ.

GoldStar 3DO System Electronic Entertainment - April 1995
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cracked and bleeding hands are not more tolerable than the feeling of lotion
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What if I actually used the lotions I've been prescribed by the dermatologist instead of complaining how my skin is flaky and cracking
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What if I actually used the lotions I've been prescribed by the dermatologist instead of complaining how my skin is flaky and cracking
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