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black. white. green or blue ,

show off ur natural hue

flamingo

oh oh oh oh

if ur multicoloured thas cool too

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traffic!Grian my beloved

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mile deep hollow

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best scarian dynamic is when grian treats every vaguely romantic interaction like 4D chess while scar is completely checked out of all of that. head empty staring dreamily eating the imaginary pieces like it's a candelit dinner while grian is doing a death note monologue.

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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I was frying some French toast. That's the whole dream.

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I was a knight in charge of a medieval castle. A combat airplane came and hovered above my castle. I was the only one who knew what an airplane was. I shot it with a catapult charged with a blob of cookie dough. It was my only shot, and it successfully put the airplane down.

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

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Little life but they’re in highschool now, my babies are all grown up 🥹

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Little Life so far:

I love them so much guys you don’t understand.

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ROUND 1 | MATCH 14

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ROUND 1 | MATCH 15

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Just want yall to see this and know that Joel said “This proves women are better at surviving than us”

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how i love supporting small businesses ❤️

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I forgot to tell you guys that i finished my Stardew Valley designs 😋 im trying to use Tumblr more lets see how long it lasts

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If I had a nickel for every time Scott sacrificed himself for pearl… that would be three, actually!