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*the ending notes of The Red Means I Love You by Madds Buckley* Stephanie Brown: So if you had to pick any song in the world to go next, what song would you pick? Jason Todd: Um. Probably Unhealthy Obsess- *the beginning notes of An Unhealthy Obsession by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra* Jason Todd: NO FUCKING WAY-

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I think about the Young Justice line of Dick Grayson saying “What are Bialyans doing in-” *checks map* “Bialya?” at least twice a day.

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Id: Steven from Steven Universe future in his black shirt with a star sitting casually in his Dondai Supremo. The perspective is from the side on him in the driver's seat. The windows are half down and he looks out at the window with lidded tired eyes and a neutral expression to green fields at the very beginning of sunset. His car casts most of his face and body in light shadow, highlighted at a few parts. He has one of his arms casually slung over his car seat, and the other resting on the wheel. His hair blows in the wind.

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"Following the sun"

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After calling them small lizzie got all offended and el just kinda accepted it

There’s a reason Lizzie makes herself 90 feet tall in everything

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watching hungry hermits and you know i think my favorite thing about this is that for tango? this is a break. this is tango enrichment. i mean he's run out of stupid iron farms to redesign at LEAST until he figures out how to make a creaking-powered one so what was he supposed to do? just die? if he doesn't have an overly-complex "mini" game to build in minecraft he will die, guys,

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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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What's the worst way your OTP could become canon? The one that would make you most go from "aaaww yes" to "holy crap NO WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY".

probably if one of them died right after?? or during?? the canonization?? i’d be a wreck aha

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Joining cause I found cool!

Gender? Fuck you, it's mine now, all of it, I've got all the stocks, but uh, they're going down

Sexuality: 5th state of matter

Romantic attraction? Chocolate river flowing into a waterfall

Context!

Gender: Currently pangender but since I'm genderfluid it's slowly getting more masculine

Sexuality: Hell if I know, because I'm speculating but not really because the 4rth dimensions more interesting then the 5th, and that 4rth dimension is gender

Romance: Quiromantic, propably aro, but dating, except only the silly parts and any actual romance is the waterfall drop, plus I like chocolate (And I love being aro!)

Uhhh, @bigb-enthusiast

Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gloriousvermin @midnight-thedyke @littlebookworm69 @runwiththerain @cybercerealkiller @ishouldsleepbut @ssavinggrace @i-love-your-father @us-costco-official @scifikode @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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Mines quite tame but definitely 100% when they scold you like a parent! Like, you're my friend, you either stick with me or act disapinted but you are NOT supposed to be my mom?? We are older then that, come on. Also when I see other friendships do this, it's just not my thing. I don't want my friend to be disappointed or scolding or giving me a look if I forget my keys at home or something like that.

@hubookunaluwawa

Whats your biggest ick with a friendship or relationship! Reblog game.

When they use suicide to manipulate their partner into staying or when they legit try as hard as they can to guilt trip you.

Tags below! Anyone can join!

Tag list! No pressure; @batesmotelofficial @notsosillyanymore-ehbatman @filmbro-girlblogger @filmbro-girlblogger

@knyontop @blackcherriestxox @bananaterracotta-pie @blogkitty09 @i-think-that-i-would-die

@blackcherriestxox @tulipisagarden @thezephyrus7 @the-red-hoodlum @weewooooweew-wife

@weewooooweew @greasergirllll @mother-of-horror @midnightrain-and-cleandays

@willsolace-loml @tiny-gay-satan @th1s-1s-your-f1nal-dest1nat1on @toxxicomett444

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aromantics are way too comfortable implying friendship is the most valuable part of life to bitch about alloros doing the same thing with romance

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saying the sluttiest stuff about my fav characters while being an strict asexual freak is fun, love confusing people 🖤🖤

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Is there like horny but for aesthetic attraction?

Like instead of "we should fuck" its "you should get dressed up so i can stare at how pretty you are"?

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Is there like horny but for aesthetic attraction?

Like instead of "we should fuck" its "you should get dressed up so i can stare at how pretty you are"?

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this is really weird but part of my aroace experience is viewing allo people like a scientist would view a living specimen in an experiment

its like. they do something and i observe and note their behavior. i know this sounds super fucked up but here is something that happened today:

my sister was showing me her texts from her boyfriend and he was saying stuff like "if u want i can spray a shirt with my cologne to give to u" or "i'll give u my hoodie to wear"

and i just looked at her and said "people exchange clothes because they like each others scent? fascinating." and i felt like a freaking scientist observing a new species' behavior. i promise its not as weird as it sounds. im not uncomfortable with romance/sex (for other people), i just have no idea how it works.

im curious do any other aspecs have experiences like this? or is it just me?