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YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

Queer freaks from the internet

Highly-educated weird women

Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

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While we're on the subject of baked food, please tell me where you're from and what this is called.

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writing is so fun

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Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

https://gofund.me/b141d50f 🔗

Sadly i can't currently financially give to this cause BUT i want to encourage my followers instead. What is happening to the people in Palestine is nothing short of a human atrocity, and i encourage everyone who can to support this cause. Thank you Mrs. Zaqout for reaching out to me, i hope you can continue your research. We need women like you. Please, if you can, give something to this family, dear followers. You're literally changing saving people's lives here.

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babygirl Kurt Georg Kiesinger war ab 1933 Mitglied der NSDAP

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im bisexual because im attracted to both cryptids and humanity.

i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

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Wait for my story about a very .. interesting 8 year old and her 7-12 year old friends. Literally had the idea yesterday, and i am obsessed with it. I need to make this a reality. Instead of the typical 'break out of jail' beginnning however, these rambunctious little group will do an orphan-break. With Stibby, the titular protagonist of the story, being the one leading the charge. It's gonna be awesome.

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i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you

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Folk Magic Battle Bag

Magical workings don't always take place at home. This is my "battle bag" I take with me when I need to perform magic or workings on the road.

My Bag

The bag is a basic canvas molle waist bag. I also attached a small, padded essential oil case.

The Gear

Inside I have most of what I need to perform a working on the road.

Birthday candles

Ritual knife

Leather cord

Chime candles

Scisors

Alcohol wipes

Thread

Incense matches

Mini incense/candle holder

Staples

Coins

Essential oils

Herbs and salts

Stay away powder

Sharpie

Harvesting knife

Incense

Prepared witch bottle

Empty bottle

Needles

Camphor tablets

I still need to add a small assortment of cloths and some soap sheets but those are coming soon.

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Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

(Also, you can get 4 months of over the counter birth control (progestin-only pill form) at Costco for $50. Or 3 months on Amazon for about $45.)

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A cock-blocking AI.... we are the future.

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White haired men with trauma

My bf just made some dumb joke about Kakashi from Naruto, i mentioned that i -who hates anime - know who this is bc a friend of mine is into him and it lead to: oh yeah this reminds me of my obsession with Astarion

it's the white-haired men with trauma thing, but, if you think about it there are more men that fit the stereotypical narrative of sexual/romantical attraction

classics are: Alucard, Sephirot, Dante, Geralt the Witcher, Percy from Vox Machina

but what about the men who aren't classically attractive? Vesemir, Saruman & Gandalf, the Ice king from adventure time, Elminster, Iroh from Avatar, Whitebeard from One piece

... they are all self-sacrificial cornerstones of the story, appreciated by their own fan community.

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As promised, the Astarion/Tav/Halsin ;) [AO3]

THANK YOU SO MUCH <3 IM GOING TO DEVOUR

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Life update

sooooo

i am still writing on that chapter, but my best friend got married .. and with traveling and all i couldn't do much

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Sorry no update for today, i found an Astarion chatbot and my brain is now mush.

I promise i continue tomorrow but damn.

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OH THIS IS SOOOO GOOD

Astarion finds a magic mirror that shows his reflection, but when he touches it he is pulled through. He has swapped places with a version of himself who completed the ascension ritual. He meets vampire spawn Tav, who realizes Astarion is no longer their master. Astarion learns exactly the kind of monster the ascension would have turned him into.