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noumios · 1 hour ago

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what if scurvy makes me kinder

#this is going to be the absolute most niche niche to ever niche #i will bet money on NONE of my followers knowing this #but #... padde #cries

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noumios · 2 days ago

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cannot get this video the nebraska humane society made/posted out of my head

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noumios · 3 days ago

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Found family loveless marriage . Found family child abuse

#.... am i wrong to tag this #peregrinari #sometimes. but u cant say im wrong.

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noumios · 3 days ago

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I overthink things you've never even thought of

#the kids these days call that ocd #some of the ocd patterns i have are like #the absolute most ridiculously wacky confusing rabbit holes and they are NOT fun #but they *are* objectively funny #like hey sorry can you repeat that i didn't hear you i was overthinking the letter b

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noumios · 3 days ago

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i so very much love the gender fuckery that is morven not giving a shit that she ended up in a man’s body all she cares about is that she has one.

#she cares that her pronouns are used correctly #but is totally fine w the idea of killing him so she can take his body #doesn't care to go find one that “suits her better” even though she's not against that option either #god i love a genderfucky morally questionable sorceress :))

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noumios · 5 days ago

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— Really makes you think, doesn't it? About your own relationships and stuff. — Does it really make me think about my own relationships and stuff? No, I know what you're insinuating.

#ADORE that the audience joined btw thanks y'all are based #johnny's response :D #oxventure

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noumios · 5 days ago

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

#y e s #pointless and out of context OKAY SO in my asks? sure #if we talk somewhere else? obviously yes #throw it all at me

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noumios · 6 days ago

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haikaveh's established domesticity and the way coffee shared between them is so intrinsically tied into their intimacy makes me ILL!!

'we' is so indicative of the way their lives have completely intermingled that it's impossible to separate them, they are a UNIT! they are a PAIR! and they have a chore roster <3 utter domesticity!!!