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Oikawa: I'm feeling nauseous

Kuroo: Are you pregnant?

Oikawa: What? No I'm not pregnant, how is that even possible?

Bokuto: Who's pregnant?

Oikawa: No one.

Kuroo: Tooru is pregnant!

Bokuto: ARE YOU PREGNANT!?

Oikawa: I'm nOT PREGNANT!

Kuroo: You see that moodswitch? Symptoms of pregnancy.

Oikawa: GODDAMNIT I'M NOT PREGNANT! I-

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Sakusa: and??? have you given all of the gifts a proper look already???

Atsu: obviously! it were three of my fave ones!

Sakusa: but we bought four vinyls for you?

Atsu: Wait are there four-? OH MY GOD THERE ARE, THANKYOU!!!

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Bokuto: hey why is there milk on the counter?

Akaashi: because he's making a milkshake

Bokuto: yeah but then why does he need the milk?

Akaashi: because.. it's a MILKshake

Bokuto: and? it's not like you need milk for that

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Yachi: my period is 63 days late so come on guys, who wants to be the godparent?

Hinata: too expensive

Kageyama: too much work

Tsukishima: I hate children

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Kageyama: well how would you even go to Ibiza?

Hinata: by bus. duh.

Yamaguchi: but... Ibiza is an island?

Hinata: wha- no it's not!

*opens Google maps and looks up Ibiza, ending zoomed in on Ibiza*

Hinata: what are y'all saying "Ibiza is an island"!? Look! It's obviously land!

Tsukishima: *zooms out on maps*

Hinata: *shocked Pikachu face*

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Tanaka: why's there only cola?

Nishinoya: the Fanta was on the highest shelve

Tanaka: yeah and?

Nishinoya: ...

Tanaka: ...

Nishinoya: ...

Tanaka: ...

Nishinoya: I couldn't reach it and I didn't want to ask anyone to help me...

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Oikawa: am I always trying to get ahead of people?

Iwaizumi: wait you're trying tO GET HEAD OF PEOPLE!?

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Kuroo: hey does anyone have some cardboard boxes from cornflakes? I need it for a craft project

Bokuto: sure bro, but I don't eat cardboard

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Hinata: I've got a 0/5 even though I brought it in on time!

Hinata: I mean it wasn't good

Hinata: but I at least deserve a 1 for trying!