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So it's agreed: we're all gonna be drawing our favorite ships like this, right?

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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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glorious ovulation

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Here are some Season 2 Arcane GIF comparisons before and after I color and sharpen them! | Season 1 Comparison GIFs

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Have you ever been to a Bat Mitzvah and seen a huge group of twelve and thirteen-year-old girls all singing and dancing along to Not Like Us, shouting the “A minor” part at the top of their lungs? Do you have any idea how beautiful it is?

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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

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The Great Gatsby (1925)

i love the laundromat things are always popping down at the mat

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Jayce at the end:

Viktor on autopilot

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I would say "understandable, have a lovely day."

And if I said toxic old woman yuri…

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As much as I love Abbott Elementary (a whole lot,) I’m not so sure how I feel about the plotline in the latest episode with Barbara and Gregory. I kind of thought the lesson they were gearing towards was “stop trying to fix people, it’s not your job,” or “don’t guilt people for things that aren’t their fault just because you don’t understand,” or “relationships are about mutual respect and it’s okay to accommodate your autistic boyfriend’s boundaries.” But no, Green Eggs and Ham.

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Nice try SNL but I know a TBH creature when I see it

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Vi sketch request for a charity donation

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They cry in the same font

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Well... I tried to do the thing but im too lazy 💀✌

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Google ships it