"The most boy-loving lesbian" according to my mom
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nonsensefromaturtle · 6 days ago
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So it's agreed: we're all gonna be drawing our favorite ships like this, right?
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nonsensefromaturtle · 12 days ago
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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through
Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career
This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!
If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!
What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!
What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually
Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic
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nonsensefromaturtle · 21 days ago
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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nonsensefromaturtle · 24 days ago
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glorious ovulation
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nonsensefromaturtle · 27 days ago
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Here are some Season 2 Arcane GIF comparisons before and after I color and sharpen them! | Season 1 Comparison GIFs
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nonsensefromaturtle · 28 days ago
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Have you ever been to a Bat Mitzvah and seen a huge group of twelve and thirteen-year-old girls all singing and dancing along to Not Like Us, shouting the “A minor” part at the top of their lungs? Do you have any idea how beautiful it is?
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nonsensefromaturtle · 1 month ago
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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
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nonsensefromaturtle · 1 month ago
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The Great Gatsby (1925)
i love the laundromat things are always popping down at the mat
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nonsensefromaturtle · 1 month ago
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Jayce at the end:
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Viktor on autopilot
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nonsensefromaturtle · 1 month ago
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I would say "understandable, have a lovely day."
And if I said toxic old woman yuri…
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nonsensefromaturtle · 1 month ago
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As much as I love Abbott Elementary (a whole lot,) I’m not so sure how I feel about the plotline in the latest episode with Barbara and Gregory. I kind of thought the lesson they were gearing towards was “stop trying to fix people, it’s not your job,” or “don’t guilt people for things that aren’t their fault just because you don’t understand,” or “relationships are about mutual respect and it’s okay to accommodate your autistic boyfriend’s boundaries.” But no, Green Eggs and Ham.
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nonsensefromaturtle · 2 months ago
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nonsensefromaturtle · 2 months ago
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Nice try SNL but I know a TBH creature when I see it
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nonsensefromaturtle · 3 months ago
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Vi sketch request for a charity donation
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nonsensefromaturtle · 3 months ago
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They cry in the same font
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nonsensefromaturtle · 3 months ago
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Well... I tried to do the thing but im too lazy 💀✌
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nonsensefromaturtle · 3 months ago
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Google ships it
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