nonsensefromaturtle
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"The most boy-loving lesbian" according to my mom
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So it's agreed: we're all gonna be drawing our favorite ships like this, right?
#I have so many in mind#might as well tag them#timebomb#jayvik#caitvi#kataang#korrasami#rangshi#gelphie#catradora#damn a lot of these are sapphic#lumity#idk this is taking too much thinking#Ooh ooh what's the ship name of Patrick and David from Schitt's Creek?#Oh and of course#trobed
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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through
Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career
This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!
If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!
What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!
What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually
Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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Here are some Season 2 Arcane GIF comparisons before and after I color and sharpen them! | Season 1 Comparison GIFs
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Have you ever been to a Bat Mitzvah and seen a huge group of twelve and thirteen-year-old girls all singing and dancing along to Not Like Us, shouting the “A minor” part at the top of their lungs? Do you have any idea how beautiful it is?
#I never thought I’d be posting anything about Drake and Kendrick Lamar#it’s really not my area of interest#but all those little girls singing and dancing their hearts out to a song roasting a man for being creepy towards little girls#that shit is powerful#literal chills I tell you
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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
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The Great Gatsby (1925)
i love the laundromat things are always popping down at the mat
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Jayce at the end:

Viktor on autopilot
#I've had this masterpiece saved on Tiktok for a while but it doesn't allow stitches#I'm so glad I came across it on Tumblr#because now I can reblog it with Noo-noo#since this cute little Jayvik animation (incredibly well-done btw)#sparked memories of the creature from my childhood nightmares#Anyway the way Jayce looks directly at us is so funny#like “you guys saw that shit too right?”
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I would say "understandable, have a lovely day."
And if I said toxic old woman yuri…
#OP might just be a mad genius#Like if you ignore the everything about it then this might be the best interpretation of Arrested Development#someone in the comments said “2cille” and I love it
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As much as I love Abbott Elementary (a whole lot,) I’m not so sure how I feel about the plotline in the latest episode with Barbara and Gregory. I kind of thought the lesson they were gearing towards was “stop trying to fix people, it’s not your job,” or “don’t guilt people for things that aren’t their fault just because you don’t understand,” or “relationships are about mutual respect and it’s okay to accommodate your autistic boyfriend’s boundaries.” But no, Green Eggs and Ham.
#I still adore the hell out of that show#I’m not even mad just a bit disappointed#Or just confused really#He said he was a freak and then ran off and it just felt like they were taking that in another direction#also the strict military family where food doesn’t touch or whatever the fuck was such bullshit nonsense it was hysterical#but I have to admit I was cackling when he ate the truffle with such MALICE#abbott elementary#Abbott elementary critical#Abbott Elementary Gregory#Gregory Eddie
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Nice try SNL but I know a TBH creature when I see it
#This is the funniest thing that could possibly happen#Hi Pongo big fan please don't steal my family
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Vi sketch request for a charity donation
#One of my favorite artists in the ATLA fandom just drew Vi and it feels like a crossover episode#I'm considering it a Chanukah gift
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They cry in the same font
#Make of that what you will#Breakup parallels or something#bookstreet but it's sad#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane league of legends#arcane vi#arcane jayce#jayce talis
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Well... I tried to do the thing but im too lazy 💀✌

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Google ships it
#Or they're anti-hugging prudes#either way this is unreasonably funny to me#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane league of legends#arcane jayce#jayce talis#arcane viktor#jayvik
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