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being sick as an adult living alone actually sucks so hard cause i still gotta make dinner and wash clothes and shit and i even had to show up to work with my fever today this is bullshit
#i was gone most of last week cause got a wisdom tooth surgically removed#couldn't stand at the front desk with my face lopsided and jaw borderline unomvable lol#my boss probably wouldn't have said anything if i called in today but i feel like i owe my coworkers to tough through today#just hoping i don't get them sick..#adulthood
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#was almost about to say yes when i realized it said 15k#fuck no#i'd still have to work on the side#why would i torture myself for a whole year for so little money TT#($15k is a lot if you were suddenly handed it but not in the perspective of a whole year)#polls
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i'd argue the real psychos are those who do not put on an act for customers cause that means either:
you actually act like That all the time ?? even at home ?? with friends ??
you act the same way you do in private with customers ??
too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night
#those can sound like the same thing#but if you're a “Normal” human being you would NEVERRR act the way you do in private toward customers lol#at least not if you need to keep that job#1 month left and then i'm free of my customer service job i can't wait
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
#i didn't realize how bad this was until recently#i was on a train where one of the doors in my cart that i was seated right in front of was out of order#with a big obnoxious “out of order” sign in average head height#not a single person saw the sign themselves.#i had to tell at least 30 people that it was out of order while pointing at the sign and watch them run to the next cart over to get off#CAN WE NORMALIZE READING AGAIN ??? PLEASE ???#i read every sign ever no matter where i am cause i'm scared of doing things Wrong#but i'm sick of being random peoples' Enlightened One because they refuse to just read TT
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WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE LIKED THAT LEAD ME TO VERNON (svt) X READER FANFIC ??
i don't even interact with kpop on tumblr (that's what my tiktok is for) and i have never in my life read x reader fics. i don't read rpf at all. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BASED ON MY LIKES ??
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Yeah so, reincarnation is real, but when they started this whole operation they only made like a billion souls for all the living creatures on earth. yeah it's not a super big deal because souls are trans-temporal so they can just reincarnate backwards or forwards depending on what's needed but it does mean at any given moment in time there are 120 beetles, 98 dandelions, 43 tetra fish, 12 tree frogs, 6 spiders, 3 poison ivy plants, 2 mice, 2 house cats, an elephant shrew, a crayfish, a crow, a raccoon, a poodle, a turkey vulture, a goat, a donkeys, a binturong, 2 fig trees, a jackal, a dolphin, an alligator, a hyena, a bison, a giraffe, a turkey vulture and 8 humans who are all just overlapping incarnations of you. sorry.
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Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.
#it's like when cis people insist they “don't have pronouns”#like yes you do#my dear bigoted 50 year old cishet male#i know damn well you'd correct me if i called you 'she'
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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
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gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men
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some twitter highlights from yesterday (in no particular order)
the da vinki twins doing damage control
2. people encouraging two-week-notice-joe biden to go crazy
3. "cancelling [blank] vote"
4. "latinos for trump" "women for trump"
5. this way too real hunger games "joke"
6. trump supporters not knowing about menopause
#this is a very serious and concerning time#but we deserve a little laugh no matter the circumstances#long post#us politics#election 2024
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this is trump's very own niece btw
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A good reminder that not everyone in red states has shit beliefs. Please remember that before you make your jokes about red states being backwards. There’s literally vulnerable groups who are terrified rn
#this.#a lot of the red states have signifcant amounts of blue votes as well#the 'majority' in most states will be close to 50%#the problem is the republican voters#third party voters and non-voters included#don't go after a whole state. ever.
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