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Rocker has posted a photo

‘Just got my new ride, it’s large and demands respect, just like me, just ask Jay..or his ass’ #MotorBike #NinjaLifeBrand.

@.shocker

Comments

Rocker: I’d like to thank the recent brand deal me and the other Ninja have been given to thank us for our service to the city. Don't worry we won't demand too much...maybe...just kidding...or am I?

Shocker: Cole! Come on why do you tease me so much?!

Reply to Shocker: Rocker: Because you love it. Besides it’s true.

Reply to Rocker: Shocker: Okay fine, i’ll give you that. 🫣

BurningMan: Dude this brand got you the bad end of the deal, me and Lloyd got fancy cars. You got a motorcycle.

Reply to BurningMan: Icicle: Well I got an apartment, it has pretty much everything, it’s cool.

Reply to Icicle: Tempest: Pun intended?

Reply to Tempest: Icicle: What pun?

Reply to icicle: Tempest: yeah, between Motorcycles and sports cars. I prefer..hot rods, or cold rods depending on the someone.😏

Reply to Tempest; Icicle: Wait I have one of those.

Reply to Icicle: Tempest: Exactly.

Shocker: Hey! I just realized! I didn't get a place!

Reply to Shocker: Tempest: Jay, you’re living with Cole. Besides according to the guy you’re ‘Not that popular with certain audiences’ his words not mine.

Reply to Tempest: Shocker: Ouch

Cowpie: Hey! I deserve something!

Reply to Cowpie: Flower Power: You’re lucky we let you just community service after the Stone warrior ‘Incident’ at that buffet.

Reply to Flower Power: CowPie: They said all you can eat!

Reply to CowPie: Tempest: Dareth you ate a chair.

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Nya: So Jay. It’s decision time.

Cole: Yeah man, you gotta choose.

Jay: *sweating* Uhh...Um..I choose...uh.

Jay continues to say ‘Uh’ for ten minutes

Jay: I choose...

Cole: Well?

Nya: We’re waiting.

Jay: Uhh. Do I have to say it out loud?

Nya and Cole: yes.

Jay:..Now?

Nya and Cole: *losing patience* YES!

Then Jay was hit by a frisbee.

Jay fell onto Cole and ended up kissing him.

Jay: *blushing* um.

Cole: Does this count?

Jay: Maybe.

Charlie and Victoria high five.

Kai: Damn it!

Zane: Shoot.

Lloyd: Pay up.

Zane and Kai gave a bunch of money.

Jay: You bet who I would choose?

Lloyd: No we bet on how long you would stall before answering. I won.

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BurningMan posted an image:

I saw these two on a possible date, dont worry; I blocked them so they won't see this. #ColeXJay #NyaNeedstoseethis #ILikeThisPicture

Comments

AquaWoman: Well, we decided to let Jay pick who he likes more. But we’ll keep teasing him no matter who he chooses.

Reply to AquaWoman: Flower Power: Honesty I don't mind them being together, they seem cute together.

Reply to Flower Power: GreenLloyd: I agree with my boyfriend it would be nice to not be the only two guy couple in the group.

Reply to GreenLloyd: Tempest: Yeah, and Kai is probably excited since he and Jay won't be his brother in law.

Tempest: Why is he in your jacket?

Reply to Tempest: BurningMan: It’s mine. He asked to borrow it since most of his clothes got shredded when that cat got into them.

Reply to BurningMan: Icicle: oh man bad kitty! Did anyone find the owner yet?

Reply to Icicle: Flower Power; Nope

Reply to Flower Power: BurningMan: No

Reply to BurningMan: AquaWoman: we basically adopted him at this point.

Icicle: Are you sure they’re on a date? They can just be hanging out, or shooting the breeze as the youth calls it.

Reply to Icicle: BurningMan: A few things. literally nobody says that, that doesn't work in this context, and if they were hanging out why we're they asking me to not join them and to not tell anybody they were together?

Reply to BurningMan: Icicle: I stand corrected for once, wow.

CowPie: *Gasp* How dare this happen! Jay and Nya are a classic couple! They belong together! And why is Jay the decider? Nya is the girl!

Reply to Cowpie: Tempest: Dareth, they decide to make this decision regarding their relationship. Also Cole and Nya aren't interested in each other Besides people like Jay and Cole being together even them. And i’m ignoring that last comment and your lucky i’m not there to throw you into those fake trophies.

CakeKing: WHAT THE FUCK! KAI! YOU TOOK A PICTURE!

Reply to CakeKing: BurningMan: Uh, who is this?

Reply to BurningMan: Flower Power: That’s Cole’s alternate account. It’s where he posts artsy pictures of his food and cakes. You didn't know this?

Reply to Flower Power: CakeKing: Yeah, also, thanks for the reward for the Red Velvet post. Now Kai, YOU ARE SO DEAD!

Reply to CakeKing: BurningMan: If anyone see’s this I was murdered in a public bath sjdjofifngndodnfb

Reply to BurningMan: Tempest: Welp...Kai is dead. Dibs on his weights!

(AN: Now for a poll! Anyone who ships Cole and Jay. Comment Jole, if you ship him with Nya comment Jaya)

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The Ninja are on the bounty on a little vacation they’re (Zane, Cole, Kai and Jay) are inside their bedroom. While the others are on deck

Cole: *Enters after his shower not wearing a towel* Hey guys.

Kai: *Covers his eyes* Wow! Dude put on some underwear! I can see your…business

Cole: it’s not that big of a deal. You’ve all seen it.

Kai: No we…oh shit that’s right.

Zane: And yours.

Kai: What?! Jay hasn’t!

Cole: Well not in person but-

Jay: Shut your mouth!

Kai: Oh we will talk about this later.

Jay: *Blushes and hides his face*

Zane: sooooooooo. Why did you two hook up?

Jay and Cole: ZANE!

Zane: I’m curious. I mean it doesn’t happen much here with us.

Cole: If you must know, he was drunk and thought I was Nya.

Kai: Wait he fucked you in the ass?

Cole: No.

Kai: What? That….huh?

Jay: I uh…thought she had a strap on.

Kai: You…I…Why would…I just, why?

Jay: *Hides in his blanket* Shut up.

Cole: Oh come on you liked it.

Zane: Why did you go along with it?

Cole: I wanted to see if he would realize. He didn’t. Until he woke up

Jay: We were cuddling. It was weird but nice. We were naked and spooning…wait why did I tell you that?

Cole: It was then we realized I was Pan and he was Bi. Life is strange that way.

Charlie: *Comes in* Uh guys can you guys stop making Jay have Bi panic in here I’m trying to help my sister.

Victoria: Jay why are you hiding under my covers? Those were in my room.

Jay: Uhhhh.

Victoria: *Looks around* Wait…This is our room get out!

They all get kicked out, Jay in a literal sense.

Jay: AGH! My butt!

Nya:*From on deck over the intercom* Cole stop he’s in pain!

Jay: You shouldn’t be encouraging this!

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CladisCafe Has posted a picture

‘Come and see Santa today and tell what you wish. And come in to try our new hot cocoa peppermint espresso and Eggnog latte’ #HappyHolidays #Pleaseforgetthebaristawhosaidwedontcleanourmugs #HolidayTreats

Comments

HotBoy69: I ate the chicken here once gave me diarrhea

CloudySkies: Cookies are awesome. Barista gave me his number too.

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Reply to Bot#123: DumbDumb: YES!! FREE MONEY!

CowPie: I would have been Santa but I didn’t want to ruin my hair. And I was busy protecting this fine city.

Reply to CowPie; FlowerPower: Really? Last I checked you hid in your own trash can last time.

Reply To Flower Power; Tempest: Yeah also your username doesn’t mean what you think it means. LOL

Shocker; Wait…Is that Lloyd? Why was he Santa?

Reply to Shocker: GreenLloyd: Because they asked Cole but he didn’t fit into the costume.

Reply to GreenLloyd: Rocker: HEY! It’s Christmas weight!

Reply to Rocker: Tempest: No it’s everyday weight lay off the sweets and stay out of the Jay’s cookie jar!

Reply to Tempest: Rocker: But I love Jay’s cookies!

Reply to Rocker: Rocker: …wait

Reply to Rocker; Shocker: YOU FELL FOR THAT! Though my cookies are good..crap!

Reply to Shocker: AquaWoman: I can vouch for that.

Reply to AquaWoman: Icicle: Can you please stop Victoria is laughing so hard it’s hard to breathe.

Reply to Icicle: GreenLloyd: Same with Charlie.

BurningMan: Wait why isn’t Charlie an elf? He would look great in tights…I didn’t mean it like that Lloyd!

Reply to BurningMan: GreenLloyd: None taken I know he looks good in tights. He wanted too but he couldn't get into them.

Reply To GreenLloyd: Shocker: Wait who is that? WHO’s BurningMan?

Reply to Shocker: Tempest: You trying to flirt with Nya.

Reply to Tempest: Shocker: wait...i’m doing two comments? How?

Reply to Shocker: Flower Power: you don't know this but she’s laughing that you fell for it. Also it’s Kai. I changed his username as a joke and he can't change it back.

Reply to Flower Power: Burning Man: It’s better then my last one!

Reply to BurningMan: Tempest: Keep telling yourself that we used a username generator. Which is smarter then Kai.

GreenLloyd: The beard was itchy, and I think a kid peed on me.

Reply to Green Lloyd: You can't eat with the beard on that’s how you get ants, and two you need to get checked.

Reply to Tempest: Green Lloyd: Why do I need to get checked?

Reply to Green Lloyd: Tempest: It wasn't a HUMAN kid and wasn't a KID either.

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(An introductory post to me and my friends Oc’s/inserts)

The Ninja are sitting around a dinner table.

Zane: So are we gonna talk about it?

Kai: What?

Zane: The elephant in the room.

Jay looked nervous.

Kai: What elephant?

Zane: You can't see it. It’s very obvious.

Jay: *blurts out* Okay! Me and Cole hooked up one time! Zane how di you find out?!

Everyone gave him a strange look.

Charlie: When the fuck did that happen?

Zane: Uhh. I meant the literal elephant. *he points to the large elephant in the living room just sitting there*

Victoria: How the fuck that did get in there?! Why didnt I see that?

The elephant then charges. Thinking Jay was a mouse.

Victoria panicked and kicked it out of the wall it landed in the Monestary courtyard. She sighed went outside, and dragged it down the stairs by its trunk.

Zane: Oh I love that woman.

Nya: Soooo are we gonna talk about that?

Jay:

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Shocker has posted a photo. ‘My undies seem weird. But theb fir nice’ #cast #hungry

Comments

Aquawoman: Jay! I told you not to post this! Ignore this guys he’s high off his pain meds cause of his broken leg

Reply to Aquawoman: Flower Power: you’re mad he looks better in it then you.

Reply to Flower power:Aquawoman:😡😡😡🌊🌊

Reply to Flower Power: Tempest: Oh no Tsunami coming! Run for your lives! *hides behind the couch*

Reply to Tempest: Icicle: Uh, I checked behind the couch, and you’re not there. Did you move?

Reply to Icicle: Tempest: Look behind you.

Green Lloyd: Hey that looks like the shirt my mom made me that I lost. Same color.

Reply to Green Lloyd: Flower Power: Uh. Babe? I think that is it.

GreenLloyd:WHAT?!

Reply to Green Lloyd: Tempest: Oh shit the golden dragon’s been unleashed! Run for your lives! *hides behind Zane*

Reply to Tempest: Icicle: How are you so fast?!

GreenLloyd: Nya! You are so dead! That’s one of the few presents my mom gave me from her trips!

Reply to GreenLloyd: Aquawoman: You never wear it anymore!

Reply to Aquawoman: Rocker: Ooh drama!

Reply to Rocker: AquaWoman: Shut up cole!

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This is a gacha Video I made for my best friend/Soul twin. It’s our self insert in Ninjago. I might make more if this does well. Who knows. Enjoy!

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Tempest has posted three photos. ‘This is why ninjas should never drink. #dontstickmagnetsonNindriods #lightweights #weneedacleanupcrew #whoscatisthis? #CatChillinonZaneLiterally

Comments

BrownBoy: You guys had a party without me?

Reply to BrownBoy: ‘Tempest’ I thought I blocked you. Again. Stay off my feed!

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Flower Power: Stupid Shark. Don't eat, my boyfriend! How did it get in anyway?

Reply to Flower Power: ‘Rocker’ Stop commenting! I have a headache! Stupid hangover.

Reply to Rocker: ‘Tempest’ Nya let it in somehow; I have a remedy for that. I left it in the fridge. It’s a pork sandwich swerved in an ashtray you can have it. Don't touch my cookies.

Reply to Comment: ‘Tempest’ *Served go home autocorrect you’re drunk too

Icicle: We were not that drunk.

Reply to Icicle: ‘Tempest’ You skateboarded on the walls and rediscovered you were a Nindroid twice.

Reply to Tempest: ‘Icicle’ I’M A WHAT?! 😭 now no one will love me!

Reply to Icicle: ‘Tempest’ 🙄 Zane, you found out years ago. And i’ll always love you no matter what. Now get that Ice cream fridge magnet off your butt.

Shocker: they may have been drunk but I wasn't.

Reply to Shocker: ‘AquaWoman’ You asked if I was single, then cried for twenty minutes after I said I wasn't. Now get off the phone you’re in the hospital dumbass!

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Flower Power has posted a photo ‘Uh, this has gotten out of hand i’m gonna need some help calming everyone down’ #helpme #NinjaParty. #whoscatisthat?

Comments.

Tampest: I need help getting Zane off the damn walls who's skateboard is this anyway?

Reply to Tempest: ‘Flower power’ I think it’s jay’s. These guys are so gonna regret this tomorrow. Let's try to keep them out of trouble.

Reply to Flower Power: ‘Tempest’ easier said then done.

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Icicle posted a picture. ‘My new ice cream recipe seems to be as the kids put it ‘A smash hit’ with the others after I found out how to make flavors’

Flower Power: Uh... Cole is killing Kai in the background. What happened?

Reply to Flower Power: ‘Icicle’ Uh. I didn't notice this until now....uh I might need some help

Tempest: I’d like to try Zanes Ice cream

Reply to Tempest: Flower Power: Yeah get vanilla you always love it, especially when it’s straight from the source lol

Reply to Flower Power; Icicle: Yeah fresh Vanilla beans are tasty. But I do not see how that is funny enough to laugh.

Reply to Icicle: Tempest: Uh..that isn't what he meant. *blushing emoji*

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Rocker has posted a photo.

‘Kai ate some tacos and while leaving his pants caught on fire. He farted fire...should I tell him?’ #firefarts #master-of-Fire #canthefeeltheheat?

Comments

RedHotMan: What?! why didn't you tell me? My jeans are ruined now! And my underwear.

AquaWoman: Oh boy that isn't good.

Icicle: Well now I know not to give him spicy food.

Shocker: damn. He needed new jeans anyway those are way too tight.

Reply to Shocker. RedHotMan: Hey! Skinny jeans are awesome!

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Rocker has posted a photo.

‘This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. A stray arrow landed right in the cheek. LOL! #accident #Zane-Needs-A-New-Arrow #i-called-him-an-ambulance #screamed-like-a-girl

Comments

Shocker: HEY! I had to have it removed; seriously, how did it go so deep? That quarter wasn't worth it.

Icicle Reply to Shocker: Again Jay I am so sorry. I didn't realize when it hit the wall it would hit you. How did the arrow bounce?

RedHotMan: Oh my FSM. Wait by called him an ambulance did you call one for him or did you call him one?

Reply to RedHotman. Rocker: Both. I just had too.

AquaWoman: That’s not the only hard thing Jay got stuck up there.

Reply to AquaWoman. Shocker: Nya! I told you that in confidence!

Reply to Shocker. Rocker: You told her that?!

Reply to Rocker. Shocker: She’s my girlfriend!

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GreenLloyd has posted a photo.

‘Training time want a body like mine never stop’ #Arms-day #gonna-need-a-new-gi

Comments

RedHotMan: dude what’s with the filters?

Reply to ‘RedHotMan’ Green Lloyd: Filters are because I didn't want people to see the sweat. On my back

Fangirl147: Aw man. Why didn't you show a front view? I want a pic of some abs.

-Reply to ‘Fangirl147’ Flower Power: Don’t you dare! Lloyd is my man!

Shocker: We waste a lot of fabric on Gi’s I just realized.

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(A little 18+ plus humor here)

Wu: *talking about a previous Master of water* I remember him, he called himself Semen(He says Semen and not Seaman) he always depended on me for things.

Nya: Sea man.

Kai: Master Wu. Quick question..was he ever in your hair?

Wu: Semen was impossible to get out of my hair.

Nya: Guys stop

Cole: So he was always on your back?

Wu: If semen wasn't on my back semen on was my face when I was younger semen was everywhere.

Everyone except Wu and Nys begins to laugh and almost fall out of their chairs.

Wu: What? Was it something I said?

Nya: *facepalms*

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Podcast idea.

A true-crime podcast that takes place in the FNAF universe and discusses the crimes that happened in the universe involving Fazbear Entertainment and the Afton and Emily families. It will make the whole thing make more sense in a timeline fashion and be interesting for new and old fans of the series.

Here's an Image I made on Adobe Spark Post to show what I mean