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I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

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credit to my bestie jenna for this one

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House has the highest bid, don't tell anyone

Zoom in for better quality :(

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Chase has his (now expired, i guess) medicare card in his wallet. Old habits die hard.

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i need her to step on me

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Anyways. Y'all keep forgetting that Cuddy hired and repeatedly refused to fire malpractice Georg entirely on purpose. In order to keep her hospital on the map. In order to secure better funding and more research opportunities. She lies under oath, she threatens employees, (not just House!) she fucking. Schemes. She's nuts! She sees a complete disaster of a guy who cannot be trusted to care for himself much less vulnerable patients, who absolutely no one else will hire, and she goes. Yeah I think I can keep him under control. I think I can harness that for my benefit. And she mostly succeeds!!! House, who's never met an authority figure he didn't hate. She keeps him complacent with regular doses of petty arguments so he thinks he's fighting the man, but literally he is exactly where she wants him most of the time. Yeah House might be a feral animal, but that makes Cuddy the kind of person who keeps wild animals as pets. She's like oh yeah this is my pet tiger. When he's feeling grumpy I distract him with raw steak that I throw across the room. He thinks it's a game. Sometimes he tries to bite me lol.

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she's so annoying(ly beautiful and absolutely my type)

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any hate on lisa cuddy is purely sexism, she wasn't annoying she just didn't want her doctors committing medical war crimes

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Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

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House only agreeing to marry Wilson because he wants to smugly prove his point in a few months about what percentage of married couples get divorced within the first year (he sincerely believes the two of them will get divorced because he doesn't believe he can be loved long-term, even by Wilson) (Wilson is waiting for House to realise he's not going anywhere)

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more assorted trad House stuff :3 feat. Steve McQueen

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Cuddy and Thirteen look like goddesses in every scene then House shows up looking like he's 5 days post mortem

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Every episode is 45 minutes of House being a toxic little man, ruining lives, gaslighting people, and then solving the case because the patient coughed in a way that reminded him of a childhood trauma he refuses to acknowledge.

But also sometimes he just wants to serenade the sterile corridors of PPTH while strumming his cane like its a fender in a smokey dive bar uwu

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SHE ATE THIS FIT SO HARD IDCCCC 💅💅✨️

Also I couldn't decide which ones better cuz the bg is kinda ass oh well

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thinking about this