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If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm, teen pregnancy wouldn’t be as much of a problem.
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The stuffed animal closest to you is now your companion in battle. Tag with the results.
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Listen I am so here for platonic “I love you"s. I don’t care if you think “I love you” is some sacred phrase to only utter to one person in your life, i don’t care if you think it makes me look overbearing. I say “I love you” to my friends every time I say goodbye because I want them to know 100% without a doubt that I care for them and love them and am there for them so so much.
#this is where norwegian is the best#cause there is the platonic i love you#and there is the romantic i love you#TWO DIFFRENT WORDS#both hold so much love
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Let’s get serious for a second. or.. nah.
So, I walk to work. It’s 30 mins, and it makes my butt look great. This is a thing i do everyday. I have either a headset on (if i can’t be bottered with my hair) or earbuds. Now on my route, I walk though an alley, past a church, a kindergarden, and a gym. But I also see the same people every day.
It’s an old man with a wagon, I always meet him at an intersection. Our eyes meet, sometimes we smile, other times we pretend we didnt see. There is the dad with his daughter on their way to the kindergarden. There is the bald lady, who looks worse for wear everyday. I suspects she might have cancer, but I dont know. I also dont know why she drags herself out of bed early enough too cross my path everyday at 8:50 in the morning.
These are the ones i notice, and that notice me. These are the people i share my morning walk with, and I have no ide who they are. I get glimses, the dad who has the bend down and pick up his little girl, because she’s scared of dogs. The old man as I’m running late, and i meet him after he has crossed the intersection, his eyes glued to the market place.
I think these glimses into people lives are incredibly interesting. We sometimes get these little glimses we were not meant to see, and we think nothing of it. Sometimes we the moment someone’s heart break. it’s horrible to watch, but we cant do anything about it.
I am worried.
I am incredibly worried.
I haven’t seen the bald woman in 2 weeks. she might have found that getting up early, so that she can do the thing she wants to do, is not worth it. Maybe she moved. Maybe she’s been ill. But maybe, just maybe, she’s dead. Maybe ill never cross path with her again. Maybe I will never know how her voice sounds, or what her name is.
But maybe, she’s there tomorrow. So I’m gonna keep my routine, and i will wonder. Does these people remember me? This girl they meet at 8:30 in the morning. Will they wonder where I am, if i suddely stop?
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So ya know how anti-choice trashcans say "what if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a fetus that gets aborted?"
But since fetuses already knowing advanced medical sciences aren’t a thing, I figured I’d provide some more valid alternatives:
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who has a “black sounding” name and gets their school application thrown out?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who accidentally becomes pregnant where abortion is illegal or very difficult to access and they are forced to quit the sciences to raise the child?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a fat person whose credibility in the medical field is destroyed because they are assumed to be “unhealthy” and a hypocrite?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a person who starves to death?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is murdered by drones or police?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is raped and cannot continue their research due to trauma?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is killed in a shooting because some below average teen boy couldn’t get laid?
I mean if you wanna talk about real life actual things that prevent scientific advancement look no further than capitalism, misogyny, ableism, racism, violence, oppression. But I guess that doesn’t allow you to control people’s bodies and push your gross agenda.
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#i do love it when people get serious about stupid shit#i mean#i love how this image would make no sence for someone around 15 years ago#it makes me happy
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I’m tired of the doom and gloom “bernie is losing, we’re failing him!” posts so listen up
A polical science lesson for y’all:
Bernie is not “falling behind” and we’re not “failing him”
In fact, posts like those are MORE likely to discourage voters and kill his momentum than encourage them
At this point in the race, it is NOT ABOUT THE DELEGATE COUNT, IT’S ABOUT MOMENTUM
who has a lot of momentum right now?? BERNIE. He has done FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED while Hillary has done much WORSE than expected
like i said delegate counts don’t really matter much right now
BUT just so everyone knows, as of 2/24 Bernie and Hillary are TIED
They both have 51 delegates each
lots of news sites are saying hillary has a huge lead on bernie with delegates because they are assuming the superdelegates are with her but that’s all just speculation Not. Fact.
Super Tuesday (on March 1st) has a lot of southern states who will most likely favor Hillary but that’s ok because
ALL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES AND CAUCUSES ARE PROPORTIONAL
YOUR VOTE ABSOLUTELY HAS IMPACT
even if hillary “wins” some states bernie will still get delegates and THAT’s what’s important!!!!
YES get out there and vote because it’s Super Important I Cannot Stress That Enough
but also know that it’s NOT doom and gloom, bernie ISN’T DOING BADLY AT ALL and we aren’t “failing him”
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A Friendly Reminder
- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
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Alec Lightwood + Popular Text Posts
#alec lightwood#this poor bae#but also#this series is good#if you didnt read the books#have you read the books#it sucks#i watch it just to complain about how bad it is#seriously#that's the only reason#well#that and magnus#he just... fits#he's a perfect match for what i saw in my head
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GIRL AND GIRL by logod
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Person: Why do you always go on all these side-quests and play your character like a goody two-shoes?
Me [tearfully]: BECAUSE IN VIDEO GAMES I CAN HELP EVERYONE
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This game is beautiful.
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Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film.
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she was the real hero in the movie
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Found on Facebook. @shinigamiokami
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