#neko talks

[somegrumpynerd]

Meanwhile, in someone else's garden...

[phoenixyfriend]

Saw this post about Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and:

I think we need to turn Vader into a cat that, for reasons, is stuck with Leia Maybe before Alderaan explodes

@professorsparklepants: SCREAMING Leia, day 1: I hate this man and everything he stands for but I can't kill a cat. Like come on. Leia day 100: (with Cat Vader standing on her shoulders) I hate this man and everything he stands for

I can't decide how many of his limbs are still mechanical. I know it's at least one (the one Dooku cut off). Tiny kitty prostheses.

I do know he's a little bit blind (not fully, but idk kitty cataracts to parallel whatever burning alive did to his corneas), and at some point starts 'grooming' her by licking at her hair and she hates it but also laughs at him, meanly, because he hates the fact that he was too distracted to stop himself from trying to groom her like an actual cat.

He can talk, but he has Anakin Voice.

Which freaks Leia out a bit because she didn't expect him to sound so… normal.

[nekojetto]

I love how you draw Neuvilette’s face he is so Shaped

Thank you! I love to draw him yes!! :D

Have a short hair Neuvi just to appreciate "the shaped face" 👀💕

[no-i-dont-exist-keep-talking]

Your reminder that Neil is canonically Riko's type.

[the-moon-pal]

WHAT DID THE CATS DO TO MY FUCKIN BURGER??

[housecow]

i don’t believe in being fatphobic but there is always an exception. i’m just happy he’s not eating the sashimi i put out 😭😭😭

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

The Reds the Feds and Wash : Car Trouble

Lil writing and bonus under the cut >;3

Locus slammed the mongoose into park, scowling as he approached the stopped Warthogs on the road. One job. He gave them one fucking job. Take the Warthogs, go from point A to point B. It should have been, by all counts, impossible to screw up. AND YET! Here he was, having to come to their rescue. Unfortunate and worse, irritating. At the very least, most of them had the good sense to keep their helmets on. The same could not be said of Donut and Neko, who were both helmetless and mid-conversation like it was a nice day in the park, not high value targets stopped in the middle of the road in a warzone. Not to mention Neko’s… frankly ridiculous perch across the top of the Warthog, legs wrapped around the barrel of the turret and his head on the windshield. Genuinely, what was that idiot doing? That couldn’t be a comfortable position to maintain, especially while talking to Donut who was leaning against the driver side of the vehicle. Locus wondered if the sergeant would shoot him if he walked over there and threw a blow at Donut to prove a point. Agent Washington almost certainly would. Better not to risk it then, no matter how effective it would be at proving a point. Neko was a lost cause at this point, short of taking a blade to that ridiculously long braid, but there were some lines even Locus hesitated to cross. Actually, where was the sergeant? Or Pavoz for that matter? He was so focused on the thought for a moment, Locus almost tripped over Lopez’s legs. The robot was half way underneath the other Warthog, no doubt checking for anything else that could be wrong. Locus’ half a stumble was easily brushed off as him nudging the brown calf plate to get Lopez’s attention. "<You have my part?>" He asked as he pushed himself out from under the car. He was without his helmet as well, surprisingly. But forgivable, seeing as how the light under the Warthog remained steady enough to assume Lopez had been using his helmet as a light source. Lopez, despite being a robot or maybe because of it, was very quickly becoming the second most competent soldier in this group. If nothing else, at least Locus knew he wouldn't fuck around half as much as the rest of them. He pretended he didn't notice Neko's helmet hanging off the turret of the other Warthog. "I do." Locus removed the mechanical component from the compartment in his chestplate, leaning down to hand it to Lopez. "What happened?" "<Dunno. Bad luck, from the looks of it. Or someone drove this thing over a fucking tree, and picked up a squirrel nest or twelve. It's a mess, but this,>" Lopez gestured the piece Locus brought, "<seems to be the only part that needs replacing to at least get this disaster on wheels to a base.>" There was that, at least. Locus crossed his arms. "How long?" "<The rest of today, probably. I need to actually clear this shit out of the undercarriage or it's just going to cause more problems,>" Lopez rolled his eyes, a very human gesture set in a metal face. "<And even then, we won't be able to get moving again until morning. Sarge kept trying to start the damn thing and killed it's battery. It needs time to build up a solar charge before we jumpstart it with the other one.>" Unfortunate. At least the question of the sergeant and Pavoz was answered, as the pair of them came through the underbrush off the side of the road like they were summoned by Lopez mentioning Sarge by name. "-make a Red out of you yet, boy!" Sarge laughed, clearly mid sentence as they rejoined the rest. Pavos nodded along, though how much he actually agreed with the conversation was debatable. The sudden sound of a horn going off had every weapon in the vicinity raised in reaction, before the source became clear as the sound dragged out. Agent Washington's helmet rested on the wheel of the second Warthog, defeat written in the angle of his shoulders. Donut laughed at something, presumably the same thing Washington was reacting to. Neko looked smug, so safe to assume it was probably something he said. Idiots. All of them. Unfortunate.

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I'm not immune to roadtrip arc, and Kimball does say the Federal Army of Chorus moved the Reds and Wash around a lot sooo like >> i'm just saying, it'd be a shame to not make Wash suffer through a red team roadtrip Bonus, sometime the s12 finale and reveal of the armies:

felix's text is so much harder to read off my tablet screen than i thought it was fuck okay transcript time Felix, while reaching for the radio: I'm gonna lose it if we do this entire drive in silence, I swear- Locus: DO NOT

[passionfruitbowls]

wdym it’s been two years since the kuro neko premiere

[are-they-a-faggot]

HITOSHI - NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS

reasoning 1(by rose022): i came to submit someone else but mod bribed me into this.

reasoning 2(by mod :3): SO!!! THIS MAN IS A FAGGOT!!! number 1, dating a man, number 2, has canonically sexually fantasized about said man. in the 2 scenes he has his silly gay dream sequences he is in the middle of a conversation. he seemed lowkey turned on by being kidnapped by a man. he missed an important event(and possibly the last night of one of his friends life) to meet up with his kidnapper/future boyfriend. in short, gay.

[pabuthefirecat]

Pabu, it's Thursday already!

🐱 ? Pabu is hungry, not thirsdy!

[ketchupkio]

Psst.... U guys should.... Visit my yard....

I'm trying to save up for a yard expansion.... Eventually it will be mine.

Also enjoy this silly:

[creators-lounge]

How do I join?

Naw we're just a little private group. No joining or whatcha call it. Only watching our antics through the cracks in the wall.

[yogikohai2004]

eppy 8 is almost done-chan!! here are d final preview images --- dont forget 2 make ur fanart!!

[lokilysolbitch]

your cartoon cats: neglected, forgotten, nonexistent

my cartoon cats: well fed, bathed, nails trimmed, PLUS my cartoon house is well decorated and renovated

[somegrumpynerd]

Time for a new toy!

Halloween decorations won this week! Um, it's a little late, or really really early... oh well, tomorrow there will be halloween decorations in the garden!

So...