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oh man i never told you. recently we went to the albertina art gallery and in the contemporary wing we saw this painting, “nacht der skorpione”
and we were fucking blown away by it, like audible gasping from everyone, it���s almost as tall as the room and incredibly expressive and impressive
and after having walked around looking at the work of 99% male artists and their endless studies dedicated to The Female Form for so goddamn long my very first thought upon seeing it was “this was painted by a woman”, so i walk closer and sure enough, i was right, her name is xenia hausner.
and then i look at it for a moment longer and my chest swells because these are intense characters with internal lives and that is what makes them attractive and my second thought is “this was not painted by a straight woman”
and i mean i can’t say anything for sure but i looked her up and
and nobody else picked up on this in the original painting? when i told them they were like “what, why, because of the masculine (???) brush strokes”? they were not shaken to their very core by the authenticity of it? what i’m trying to say is gaydar is extremely real and straight people extremely do not have it.
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happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
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not gonna go pulling screenshots but this all probably went down in the creepy-ass shack near the fishing village, and cunoesse was wet because she swam across the canal (allegedly)
Cunoesse
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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes
#file this in the “shh shh baby you can just be a protestant” folder#there's plenty of protestants that are basically catholics#to be real tho you do gotta hand it to em this does rule
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i don’t need therapy i just need to go up like at least three cup sizes
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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we sexualize the unemployed failgirls a lot but i think at some point it comes across as a joke, it’s not though. lonely tranny sitting alone in your apartment you can’t afford, averting your eyes from your bank account every time you feel hunger, hiding from the dangerous eyes of the world outside, trapped trapped trapped, i love you i love you i love you and i will still love you when you discover the better world you belonged in since the beginning
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when all of life’s accounts have been settled up….
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i've just discovered some sort of "meme page" revolving around the dating practices of the extremely wealthy in new york city and I'm really fascinated by it like anthropologically
all these images just express such a completely empty outlook on life I'm like in awe at the level of atomization on display here i just don't know how one could live with this sort of an attitude towards love and not kill themself. what's your life even for
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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
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A sitting Congresswoman got a gay man arrested for shaking her hand. If you’re wondering what the state of the Republican Party is right now.
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“We’re close to Rubicon. Wake the dog up.”
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working out the kinks
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