mysupersecretacc

[mysupersecretacc]

there can only be an x-men remake if Charles and Erik have nasty gay sex

[mysupersecretacc]

williams 2025 lineup is just a red bull rejects club

[mysupersecretacc]

I saw an Instagram post about Biden stepping down and immediatly came to tumblr to find a destiel meme as a way of fact checking it

[mysupersecretacc]

season 7 of supernatural is just one long dick joke with a side of tragedy

[mysupersecretacc]

I saw kimiko reading a magazine with soldier boy on it and that notebook with maeve on it.

my delusions are telling me they're coming back for the finale

[mysupersecretacc]

Jason Todd is the type of person who owns a swear jar but it only has like a dollar in it because everytime someone tells him to put money in the swear jar he just tells them to fuck off

[mysupersecretacc]

I think we should get an actual "Vought movie"

it should be the biggest piece of shit anyone has ever watched with horrendous special effects and even worse acting but it shows how vought twists people's perceptions of these heros by exaggerating real life events

we should then also get a "behind the scenes of [film name]" where it is also obviously staged but every now and then there is a glimpse of something real where one of the supes (homelander) starts to be a bit of an asshole before being suddenly cut off and you get a shot of him doing something like helping an old lady cross the road

[mysupersecretacc]

MatPat would be a great dick grayson

[mysupersecretacc]

in honour of Jason dying and coming back to life I'd like to propose that Jason begin dying regularly but in increasingly stupid ways

1st time- brutally beaten by the joker and blown up

2nd time- a single punch to the head

all normal so far right?

we get to like the 5th time and it's still relatively normal like he gets shot or something but then it will be the 15th time and he dies of a peanut allergy or some kind of allergy that he's never had before but has randomly appeared for the plot.

by the 30th time he dies because he sneezed a little too hard

[mysupersecretacc]

when Jason inevitably comes back to life again they should just publish a slightly different version of utrh and change the title to something like "in the red hood" and gaslight fans into thinking its a completly new and unique idea

[mysupersecretacc]

I love the trope where the batfam has a keeping up with the kardashians-esque show because I love posts detailing how they get away with not revealing they are a whole family of vigilantes or frequently nearly revealing that jason isn't dead anymore

I also think that if things got really close to identities being revealed then they would have a plan to "admit the truth" but swapping identities so fans would immediatly debunk it and discredit every member of the Wayne family as being a vigilante

does anyone have any good fic recs for this trope?

[mysupersecretacc]

the fnaf movie was nowhere near as bad as people made it out to be, I think they just got annoyed because they expected it to be an exact live action remake of the games

[mysupersecretacc]

we all know about Bruce's "Brucie" persona that he uses infront of the public and it is mostly noted for the excessive flirting and getting flirted with but how often does Bruce use "Brucie" to be a meddling parent. he goes to galas and tries to set his kids up with people and no one questions it because "he's such a loving and doting parent" but in reality he's just setting them up on dates with the most annoying people he can find and they can't reject it because they'd look like assholes. the kids pull names out of a hat to see who has to go and inevitably suffer a date from hell

one day Bruce will set one of the kids (I genuinely don't know which one it would be) up on a date and everyone is on edge waiting for their return but then they get back they just sit for about an hour with a shocked look on their face and it turns out it was an actual date Bruce set them up on and he just forgot to tell them that it was genuine

[mysupersecretacc]

being a 9-1-1 fan in the UK means that we are like 5 episodes behind and I usually go on tumblr to get an idea of what has happened in the latest episode but clearly tumblr users don't like talking about the most important event because what do you mean Bobby is in a coma?????

[mysupersecretacc]

How often do you think Bruce Wayne looks back on old footage of his kids.

he watches footage of Dick being borderline murderous just after his parents died and is proud of how much he is grown

does he watch footage of Jason who has also been through horrible traumas but is still naive and innocent enough to believe that Robin gives him magic and mourn him all over again

does he look through footage to try and see Tim in the background stalking him

would he look at the earliest videos he has of Damien because that is the closest he can get to being a part of his sons childhood, would he see Damien just after coming to Gotham and try to imagine him as a baby taking his first steps or saying his first words

How often does Bruce Wayne look at old footage of his children and feel like he has failed as a parent

[mysupersecretacc]

I think it'd be hilarious if Bruce went out of his way to make sure all of his kids first jobs were at BatBurger. They'd all be really into it for about a week before realising that working in fast food is hell

They'd all get annoyed if someone doesn't order a meal named after them and compete over which vigilante meal is most popular and therefore- which vigilante is the best