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a: JW is the tallest.
b: noooo AT is the tallest.
a: Yeahhhhhh.....
b: because she is old.
c: Yeahhhhh......she is 100years old !
#meanclass#mean class#thethingsmyclasssay#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingsmystudentsthink#the things my class say about me#using superlatives#the things my students say and think#teacher
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Teacher when you get married a baby will appear in your tummy
#thethingsmyclasssay#thethingsmyclassthink#thethingsmystudentssay#the things my class think#the things my students say#my kindergarten class#marriage#the reality of marriage#marriage prospectives
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Some scientists think Pluto is too small to be a planet. And now people think Pluto is not a planet. But I think it can be a small planet. Like me, I am small too.
#thethingsmystudentsthink#thethingsmyclasssay#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingamyclassthink#the solar system#pluto debate#is pluto a planet#questions#science questions#our solar system#so cute#short answer questions#science question#so cuteeeee
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You are making my ears bleed. Please be quiet.
#thethingsmystudentssay#ididntteachthis#thethingsmyclasssay#itwasntme#i didnt teach this#it wasnt me#thethingsmystudentssaytoeachother#the things my students say#the things my class say
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Where is the Amazon River?
a: over there.
#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingsmyclasssay#the things my class say#the things my students say#geography issues#where is#the amazon
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Teacher i have a paper rip?
me: a what (we were in the bathroom)
Look teacher I hurt
me: oh a paper cut
No a paper rip
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Sheep need to be protected from.... A: men
#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingsmyclasssay#the things my students say#the things my class say#plurals#wtf ending#complete the sentence
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What is the plural of woman? Two......... A: men
#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingsmyclasssay#the things my students say#plurals#what is#irregular plurals
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What day is today? A: today is "Amy Teacher is ugly day"
#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingsmyclasssay#the things my class say#kindergarten#what day is today#kindergarten insults
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Teacher your face is very small. You are like a baby
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What pet do you want to have? a: i want a pig, because it is yummy. What will you do with your pet pig? a: eat it.
#thethingsmyclasssay#thethingsmystudentssay#the things my class say#the things my students say#pets#dream pets#what pet do you want#speaking test
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Teacher chickens cause the weathering in the cliff by the ocean
#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingsmyclasssay#the things my students say#science class#weathering#erosion#what#i am confused
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Teacher you are my solar system......
#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingsmyclasssay#the things my class say#the things my students say#kids are creepy#creepy class#my class is creepy
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(in perfect english, right jn the middle of class) Teacher you are soooo ugly
#thethingsmystudentssay#thethingsmyclasssay#my class are mean#things my students say#mean kindergarteners#mean class#mean girls
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So much attention to detail....personally the full set of cutlery does it for me
#science#science class#food chains#thethingsmystudentssay#the things my students say#thethingsmystudentsdraw#the things my students draw#attention to detail#cutlery
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