She/her. Happy go lucky nerd with an obsession with symphonic metal. Most of this is just random stuff that I find funny/adorable.
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gotham rainy nights
i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power
hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later
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Jason being forced to stick with Damian, because plot reasons
#well#he’s got to rub in#that he still has his favorite cereal bowl#doesn’t he?#jason todd#red hood#dc robin#damian wayne#brotherly bonding#siblings#in the most cat fight way possible
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if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real
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I can’t tell if this is being threatening or positive so I’m just going to go with both
YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY . You will find a WAY ….. you WILL find a way . You will find a way you will find a way……!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY YOU WILL FIND A WAY you will find a Way you will (find) a way you will find. a way you will find a way YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!!!
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Man, I feel like I'm the only person on earth who misses Ellen Yin from The Batman (2004). She was a great character and she just, didn't show up after season 2 (except for flashbacks). I really liked her character and low-key shipped her and Bruce. She was a good partner for him, smart, physically competent, with strong moral fortitude, and I liked that she was a Batman defender before it was cool. It could have been cool if she got to interact with Barbra or Dick. Even just a reduced roll instead of just not being in there anymore would have been better. I miss her! :(
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Does anyone else have, like, unreasonable hate for cannon ships in some of their favorite media? Or is this just me? Because, like, if you’re gonna make the cannon ship your fanfic ship as well, you better write it damn well, and not mention it in the tags cause otherwise even the summary might not pull me in to read your work.
#i know#it’s irrational#but#it’s how my brain works#naruto x hinata#ichigo x orihime#harry x ginny#are just a few#that immediately#turn me off
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
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Do y’all ever just… become so used to a sound that it becomes background noise? Like a fan or similar noises? And then when you shift become all too aware of said noise?
#I may#be neurodivergent#there are more#and more#signs#that this is the case#neurodivergent#dissasociation#but#not really#maybe#i’m just confused#i don’t know anymore
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Is it wierd that in every pertemis fic I’ve read, when Artemis offers to turn Percy into a girl I want (just once) for Percy to accept?
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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Okay, but why did my brain register that as Amy Dallon from Worm by wildbow
AGAIN???? 😭
#parahumans#batfam#jason todd#panacea#amy dallon#I kinda want#a red hood!taylor#shipping with#a vigilante!Amy
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Bird: *whistling*
Dick: *whistling back*
Bird: *whistling harder*
Dick: *copying it*
Bird: *excitedly hopping around and whistling a tune*
Dick: *grinning and copying back*
Bruce: Nightwing, stop that.
Dick: why? We’re just whistling
Bird: *chirping in agreement*
Bruce: *glaring at the bird* such a behavior is a security risk. You’re needed on fourth. *taking off into the night*
Dick: ..??? What was that all about?
Tim: *over comms* Bruce thinks all birds are government spies
Dick: What? That’s dumb!
Tim: …mhmm
Dick: Tim, don’t tell me you believe it too. That’s ridiculous!
Tim:
Tim: ...it has plausible theory!
Dick: ...oh my god Tim.
Bird: *sad chirping noises*
Later
Dick: You know, there's another reason why I know they aren’t government spies.
Tim: and why’s that?
Dick: *holding back his laughter* Because they’re whistleblowers
Tim: ... :0
Tim: oh my god they're whistleblowers
Dick: okay no.
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Bruce: Has anyone seen Jason and Damian?
Tim: That went out
Bruce: For what?
Dick: Something about Jason breaking a whetstone- don't ask- and Damian demanding he replace that
Bruce: We already have a whetstone for the batarang
Tim: Yeah, but Damian said and I quote "My katana was forged by greatest bladesmiths the League of Assassins has to offer, that cheap rock will not go anywhere near it"
Bruce: ...That does sound like Damian
Dick: Yep. So now we're just waiting on them
[5 minutes later]
Tim: [looks at his phone and starts laughing]
Tim: You guys are not gonna believe this
Dick: What?
[Shows a trending video of Jason walking across a parking lot with a bag in one hand and a screaming Damian under his arm, before noticing the camera and saying, "don't worry, he's mine I'm not stealing him." *pause* "if I was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn't be this asshole"]
Bruce: [tired sigh] Sadly, I can believe it...
Dick: Well, at least he got the whetstone
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Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
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The transition from genuine good to gremlin takes place in an instant
This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.
1,024 dice. Man.
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