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This has been written as a fanfic on FF.net and is insanely good, it’s set in the dc universe.

I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.

I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.

But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?

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mutuals do this!!!!

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gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

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halloween hex (2022)

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Jason being forced to stick with Damian, because plot reasons

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if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

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I can’t tell if this is being threatening or positive so I’m just going to go with both

YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY . You will find a WAY ….. you WILL find a way . You will find a way you will find a way……!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY YOU WILL FIND A WAY you will find a Way you will (find) a way you will find. a way you will find a way YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!!!

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Man, I feel like I'm the only person on earth who misses Ellen Yin from The Batman (2004). She was a great character and she just, didn't show up after season 2 (except for flashbacks). I really liked her character and low-key shipped her and Bruce. She was a good partner for him, smart, physically competent, with strong moral fortitude, and I liked that she was a Batman defender before it was cool. It could have been cool if she got to interact with Barbra or Dick. Even just a reduced roll instead of just not being in there anymore would have been better. I miss her! :(

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Does anyone else have, like, unreasonable hate for cannon ships in some of their favorite media? Or is this just me? Because, like, if you’re gonna make the cannon ship your fanfic ship as well, you better write it damn well, and not mention it in the tags cause otherwise even the summary might not pull me in to read your work.

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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Do y’all ever just… become so used to a sound that it becomes background noise? Like a fan or similar noises? And then when you shift become all too aware of said noise?

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Is it wierd that in every pertemis fic I’ve read, when Artemis offers to turn Percy into a girl I want (just once) for Percy to accept?

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Me

oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

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Okay, but why did my brain register that as Amy Dallon from Worm by wildbow

AGAIN???? 😭

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Bird: *whistling*

Dick: *whistling back*

Bird: *whistling harder*

Dick: *copying it*

Bird: *excitedly hopping around and whistling a tune*

Dick: *grinning and copying back*

Bruce: Nightwing, stop that.

Dick: why? We’re just whistling

Bird: *chirping in agreement*

Bruce: *glaring at the bird* such a behavior is a security risk. You’re needed on fourth. *taking off into the night*

Dick: ..??? What was that all about?

Tim: *over comms* Bruce thinks all birds are government spies

Dick: What? That’s dumb!

Tim: …mhmm

Dick: Tim, don’t tell me you believe it too. That’s ridiculous!

Tim:

Tim: ...it has plausible theory!

Dick: ...oh my god Tim.

Bird: *sad chirping noises*

Later

Dick: You know, there's another reason why I know they aren’t government spies.

Tim: and why’s that?

Dick: *holding back his laughter* Because they’re whistleblowers

Tim: ... :0

Tim: oh my god they're whistleblowers

Dick: okay no.

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Bruce: Has anyone seen Jason and Damian?

Tim: That went out

Bruce: For what?

Dick: Something about Jason breaking a whetstone- don't ask- and Damian demanding he replace that

Bruce: We already have a whetstone for the batarang

Tim: Yeah, but Damian said and I quote "My katana was forged by greatest bladesmiths the League of Assassins has to offer, that cheap rock will not go anywhere near it"

Bruce: ...That does sound like Damian

Dick: Yep. So now we're just waiting on them

[5 minutes later]

Tim: [looks at his phone and starts laughing]

Tim: You guys are not gonna believe this

Dick: What?

[Shows a trending video of Jason walking across a parking lot with a bag in one hand and a screaming Damian under his arm, before noticing the camera and saying, "don't worry, he's mine I'm not stealing him." *pause* "if I was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn't be this asshole"]

Bruce: [tired sigh] Sadly, I can believe it...

Dick: Well, at least he got the whetstone