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I’m back to say FUCK Brett Gelman and his racist colonial ass nonsense. I will not be watching any media with him in it going forward.

I stand with the Palestinian people now and forever both as an American colonizer and a future Jewish person (I’m currently converting) and I pray that more Israeli people join ranks with their countrymen that are already organizing across national borders against the Israeli government. 🇵🇸

I was just going to delete this blog but I think I’m actually going to leave it up and use it to record and debunk some of the stuff he’s putting in his stories. So definitely unfollow if you don’t want to see I/P stuff - this account will exist mainly as a record.

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The fact that 3-4 years will likely have passed between the premiers of seasons 4 and 5 is so funny to me.

In between S1E1 and the finale (which now may not come out until 2026) I will have had a brief stint living on the shore of an inland sea, figured out I was queer, became a shepherd, got married, lived in the village of a former(?) cult, participated in ~2 uprisings, moved 6 times, converted to Judaism, and will probably get divorced and possibly even have a child.

All while Will still has that haircut.

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murray is so unbelievably cunty on the cover of this comic bro

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This is the realest one of these I’ve ever seen.

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Mazel tov to them both!

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ok I agree with 98% of these but Murray is Cat Peach

Stranger Things characters and who I think their Mario Kart main/mains would be based off a combination of their personalties and who I think they'd like 🤭

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You know, I feel like I read that Brett said that Murray, being a Chicago guy with a fancy job and education, sort of looked down on these country people when he first moved downstate and that befriending Joyce is what makes him see that there are good people worth knowing everywhere.

But like. Dude. Wayne was right there the whole time and I’ll bet he has lots of good gripes about the government. Scott Clark was right there to show Murray how to upgrade his surveillance equipment. Joyce was right there with her… Joyce-ness.

i saw someone talking about murray and wayne and im. they're perfect. at a barbecue for the party and murray's like half a bottle of vodka in ranting about the government to this random guy he doesn't know who hasn't said anything the whole time, and then murray takes a breath and wayne's like 'yeah obviously the governments up to something. have you heard about-' and starts talking about another conspiracy and murray's just sitting there like wow. i've found my soulmate.

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Jonathan gives me Harry Styles “it feels like a movie” vibes

something about how jonathan was just kinda. There🧍‍♂️while murray and nancy were playing 4d chess trying to figure out how to expose the lab

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murray just... narrowing his eyes at steve and robin. because what the fuck is going on over there? they act like they're gonna keel over and die if they're more than five feet from each other at any given moment, but there's no romantic energy coming from them. they hold hands and have sickening nicknames and seem to telepathically communicate, and he can't figure them the fuck out, and it's killing him.

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I know it’s been said before but this is truly the only explanation that could have made sense to the kids and it makes me laugh every time I think about it. It 100% seems like they’re trying to cover up a filthy clandestine rendezvous on the other side of town.

Mike and El's matching reactions to Murray.. guaranteed they were thinking Murray is trying to be the new Mr. Joyce Byers and they're already thinking up plans to thwart his chances

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It’s me I’m your mom

my mom just admitted she doesn't find eddie attractive. she likes murray.

FUCKING MURRAY

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Robin doesn’t even know what month it is

STRANGER THINGS Alignment Chart (Part 5/?)

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dying to know what role this is for

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Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

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Let’s be honest - the only ones in the whole party that aren’t assholes are Will and El

love how mike and max are always considered the asshole members of the party while dustin's just there. getting off scot free

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Who is Murray Bauman if not the chaotic good to Toby Ziegler’s lawful good