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AIB character as quotes from…

Arisu, thinking about his friends: “The worst day of loving someone is the day that you lose them.”

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Usagi, being a girlboss: "Smiling doesn't always mean you're happy. Sometimes it simply means that you are a strong person."

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Karube: "There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones."

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Chishiya: “When anybody tells me I can't do something, I prove them wrong.”

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Kuina, a loyal queen: "We live by a code of loyalty. We take care of each other. It's my duty and honor to help you. Please let me."

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Niragi: "Don't look for any redeeming qualities in me. I don't have any."

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Ann: "We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time."

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Mira: "The pleasure I'll get of watching you suffer is greater than any pain I'll ever feel."

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Last Boss: "Relax. I haven't killed anyone in...too long."

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Heiya:"It's funny how one event can change the outcome of your entire life."

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Kyuma: “We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.”

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Lisa:"The first rule of truly living is to do the things you're most afraid of."

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Banda:" I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage."

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Yaba, giving Elijah vibes in his suit: "I'm a little behind on the times, but I believe that the term you're looking for is...OMG."

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Urumi: “My list of victims is a long one, and I have no problem adding one more name to that list.”  ♦

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the fact that this would've been what chishiya looked like prior to bleaching his hair

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MTL: to buy/wear a matching outfit with their partners

Most to least likely to buy/wear a matching outfit with their partners

MOST

Kuina

Karube

Mira

Arisu

Niragi

Ann

Usagi

Chishiya

LEAST

Kuina

Yes. Everything. She can't wait to match with you, I think it was an accident at first, but she liked it too much to stop. Do you like her bikini pattern? Well, good, she's found swim clothes exactly the same, maybe you like her shoes well now you have some too. Giggles whenever someone mentions that the two of you match, finds it cuter when you're wearing the same clothes than matching ones.

Karube

Matching Hawaiian shirts? Hell yes! Karube finds it adorable when the two of you match, be it with clothes, jewellery, or even tattoos. For him, it's just more validation that you're his partner. He does prefer that it's not so in-your-face matching but can't help smiling whenever you come out of the bedroom wearing the same clothes as him.

Mira

You start to notice that you're gaining more clothes than you used to, and weirdly enough, it's almost the same as Mira's clothes. She doesn't admit to anything, however, and insists she saw it and thought you would like it, but pouts and says she'll take it back if you want. Somehow anything you have matches her in some way, and she seems to love that.

Arisu

He is confused by it, he's seen his friends and celebrities on tv matching with their partners, but he feels neutral about it. If you somehow end up matching, then okay, he won't expect you to change or anything. He might blush or stutter when it happens, but other than that, he won't buy clothes to specifically match you.

Niragi

He wouldn't match you on purpose unless he had something to prove. Like Karube, he does get that sense of pride when you match him and other people notice. If it helps keep people away from you, then good. He might let you match one item with his, but that's all.

Ann

Why would she want to match clothes with you? She's not being mean about it, but she genuinely doesn't understand why couples do that. Wouldn't you want to show off your own personality instead of dressing like each other? She loves seeing what outfits you put together using your own likes and dislikes.

Usagi

She feels mortified if you accidentally match; Usagi feels so uncomfortable that she has to change her outfit before leaving her room. It's not that she can't bear to look like you, but she just gets really embarrassed by it, as if she'll catch other people's attention if they notice.

Chishiya

He would not be buying anything to match you. In fact, if he does accidentally match with you, he will insist that you change. Being the couple that has the same things makes him feel weird, so don't get your hopes up for any future matching clothes, shoes, etc.

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AIB PREFERENCE: JEALOUSY

ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴀᴛʀᴇᴅ, ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱʏ ɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀʙɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡꜱ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴇꜱꜱᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴇꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ.

Arisu:

Sort of like a lost puppy; he's jealous but doesn't know what to do about it. Will usually sit by you as if trying to remind you that he is there and the two of you are in a relationship. If he feels like your pursuer doesn't understand, then he will hesitantly explain to them that you two are together but pretty much hopes that you'll tell them off for flirting with you. Definitely asks Karube for some advice on how to deal with jealousy.

Karube:

The hot kind of jealous; he has that jaw-clenching thing down. Karube finds himself being green-eyed frequently. You're with him, and he thinks everyone should respect that but pair that with his trait of being protective, he gets jealous quite a lot. Definitely wouldn't admit to it, but plus side, he looks sexy as he fumes in the corner with his arms crossed over his chest, watching you; well, that's until he begins stalking over to you. Good luck to anyone who tries anything flirty with you.

Usagi:

Doesn't realize she's jealous at first, she gets really annoyed when people flirt with you, but it takes her a while to understand. She'll fight for you, not physically, unless they try to hurt her, then she will protect herself and you. She's the type to stay close by and scoff at your admirer's words, her eyes roll every few minutes, and you can literally hear her teeth grinding, but she gives you a wide smile and thumbs up when you catch her mid-annoyance.

Chishiya:

Honestly, Chishiya's jealousy varies. While he is completely laid back, on the other hand, when it comes to you, he isn't willing to leave things to chance. He believes he is the best choice for you and knows you'd never leave him, but he doesn't like seeing people try their luck. Straight-faced, but no one sees his clenched fists inside his jacket pockets. His sass is 10/10 if he catches your admirer alone; he doesn't want you to see him jealous. Hates when Niragi flirts with you to try and get a reaction out of him.

Kuina:

When Kuina gets jealous, she gets stuck between 'fight and insecure.' While she wants to go and roundhouse kick anyone threatening her relationship with you. She does, unfortunately, feel some sort of insecurity. She wonders if you'll fall for their jokes or looks, but then she remembers you're with her, and then her fight comes back. The type to physically defend you when needed.

Niragi:

He refuses to believe that he gets jealous. He is simply overprotective. You're his, so he's obviously just being protective of you as he glares at anyone daring enough to look in your general direction or brave enough to talk to you. Niragi is the type to take his annoyance out on you because you should have done something to stop that person from flirting with you. In his mind, you're asking for attention if you don't immediately rebuff other's advances.

Ann:

Her jealousy comes out in her emotions, her disgust for people shows clearly on her face. Treats anyone like they're a germ if she catches them flirting with you. She's not the type to get in a physical fight over it, but her sass could kill anyway. If you ask what's wrong, she'll just ignore the question and kiss you in front of the 'perpetrator' side-eyeing them during it.

Mira:

Sits silently like a pouty child, but on the inside, she's plotting murder. Mira's jealousy could be seen as the calm before the storm type. If you question her jealousy, she gives a small giggle and laughs it off, but inside, her wrath is building. She is not the type to take her jealousy out on you, but god help whoever she thinks is trying to take you from her.

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AIB PREFERENCE: YOU'RE CLOSE TO ANOTHER MEMBER AT THE BEACH

"ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ!! ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴜᴛᴏᴘɪᴀ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ!" —ᴛᴀᴋᴇʀᴜ ᴅᴀɴᴍᴀ

Arisu: Tatta

He didn't even know the two of you were friends at first; neither of you spoke to each other in public. It was only when Tatta had been threatened by one of Aguni's men, and you stood up for him, did he realize, well, that and Tatta bounding through your room door with a puppy-like grin on his face, excited to tell you something. Arisu realized that your hidden friendship was to protect each other from players wanting to prey on your bond. After everything that happened with his friends, he could really respect that decision.

Karube: Everyone

You were a popular one; he could see that. If it wasn't evident from you practically knowing people in almost every game you played, then having people cheer out your name as you walked him and Arisu through the beach to meet Hatter definitely showed him. It made him jealous sometimes because he wanted to spend alone time with you and not have strangers try and get in between you for some of your attention.

Usagi: Aguni

She didn't really know how to feel about your friendship with Aguni, especially after their first initial meeting. However, after seeing you seek comfort from him after a challenging game, she quickly saw the father-child bond the two of you had made. It wasn't something that either of you showed off publicly, which made her feel special for having witnessed it.

Chishiya: Niragi

He couldn't understand it. Why would someone like you be friends with someone who takes extraordinary happiness in terrorizing people? What Chishiya didn't know was you knew Niragi before the borderlands and saw everything he went through. You promised him that you'd never leave him, and you intended to keep that promise. Chishiya may not understand your loyalty, but he loved being able to push Niragi's buttons through you.

Kuina: Ann

Kuina was a social butterfly even though she mostly kept to herself and Chishiya, but after getting to know you, she loved having another person she could trust. Then she realized that you were best friends with Ann and the only thing that she could feel was excitement. She'd seen the elusive woman around the beach and wanted to befriend her but couldn't. Now she had you and a best friend who weirdly cut up bodies in her spare time, but Kuina would change any of that. You, Kuina, Chishiya, and Ann were an odd group, but nobody would dare mess with any of you.

Niragi: Last Boss

He was annoyed that you needed to be talking to anyone but him, but honestly, if you needed to have friends, he would have picked either Last Boss or Aguni for you. Not that it had anything to do with those two already being close to him, although he still gets jealous when you spend more time than he thinks is necessary with LB. He wants all of your time and attention. 10/10 likely to pout in private.

Ann: Chishiya

A mutual need to understand other people's emotions brought you and Chishiya together as friends, and honestly, Ann loved seeing the two of you people-watching. The sassy comments and pure confusion on your faces seeing others sacrifice themselves for the people they loved was entertaining. She may not initially trust Chishiya to be loyal to you, but she didn't interfere in your friendship.

Mira: Hatter

It was she who pushed you to become such close friends with the leader of the beach; through you, she was able to hide herself in plain sight. Not only that, but she could watch him slowly become unhinged. It was a psychologist's dream. She was very transparent about herself with you, and because of that trust, you went ahead and befriended Hatter for her. You won't be telling her about how funny and entertaining you find the man, though Mira doesn't do sharing.

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When they first see you- their POV of this chapter! All gifs made by me, please credit if you use them.

Arisu:

Arisu felt like he was looking through a mirror when he saw you curled up on the floor sobbing. That's why he knew he had to do everything he could to help. His heart hurt seeing you in so much pain, a pain that he fully understood.

Karube:

Karube couldn't help but think you looked cute, lost, but cute. He watched as your gaze wandered over all the other players before meeting his own; your eyes widened a fraction after being caught. You quickly glanced back at your phone as he felt a surge of protectiveness shoot through him.

Usagi:

Usagi had come this far on her own, but seeing the will to survive in your glare, she relented and was surprised at how well the two of you worked together. She couldn't help but admire you, and if she kept accidentally staring at you in awe, who had to know?

Chishiya:

Chishiya had little hope for this game; the other players didn't seem up to the challenge. Well, that was until he noticed you. Your intelligence caught his attention, but your perseverance kept it. He reveled in having someone finally match him, and he was happy to keep you close, especially after being the only two to walk away unscathed.

Kuina:

Kuina was used to being belittled back in the real world, so she needed to protect others from the same thing. She couldn't help but notice how you almost shrunk under the words of the other beachgoers, and it took her back to training with her father. A determined look spread across her face as she walked over to you and demanded you let her teach you how to fight.

Niragi:

Niragi saw you before you even knew he was in the game. There was something about you that he liked, but he wasn't sure what. Maybe it was your looks or attitude, but he knew he would find out why you attracted him. He watched as a player snuck up on you and slashed at you with a knife. Slowly, he set up his rifle before putting a bullet into their head, waving mockingly when you looked in his direction.

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ALICE IN BORDERLAND PREFERENCE: HOW YOU MEET

Arisu: 

» You are found by Arisu after a game where you lose everyone you came with; like him, you were naive about the games and teamed up with your friends. The outcome left you sobbing in the streets as you struggled to come to terms with what happened.

Karube: 

» You screamed as you rounded the corner, and a spray of bullets shot in your direction before a strong arm wrapped around your waist, tugging you away. The tall blonde man put a finger to his lips as he pushed the two of you into a wall cove and whispering for you to stay with him.

Usagi: 

» Working alone is what you did best, and likewise for Usagi but after reluctantly teaming up with her for a game, you found out it wasn’t so bad, but that didn’t mean you would do it again. So when you see her at the beach a few days later, you thought it might have been a sign that maybe you needed to keep her close.

Chishiya: 

» Feeling a pair of eyes on you, you turned to see the person who the game master had teamed you up within the game. A stoic looking guy with white-blonde hair. The two of you worked together in a surprising perfect harmony where the two of you walked away as the sole survivors.

Kuina: 

» Kicking the pad in her arms, you huffed when she ordered you to do it again, you had met Kuina after being brought to the beach like a shaking little bunny, and that’s what she called you her bunny. Instead of ignoring you like everyone else, she felt like she had to teach you how to protect yourself.

Niragi: 

» Unfortunately, you meet this ball of insanity inside a game where you catch his eye; for the remainder of the game, you notice a handsome pierced man following you before shooting someone to save your life. Now you owe him one, and he’ll be waiting to collect.

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AIB character as quotes from...

Arisu: "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gon' love somebody else?" ♥

Karube giving Arisu and Chota advice: "It's okay to fall down. Get up, look sickening, and make them eat it!" ♣

Chishiya to Niragi: "Check your lipstick before you come for me." ♦

Niragi yelling at Chishiya who once again provoked him: I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl." ♠

Usagi: "I didn't come to play, I came to slay" ♥

Kuina, fighting Last Boss: "I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous." ♣

Ann to literally anyone: "Good luck and don't fuck it up." ♦

Mira, smiling widely: "I tend to think that emotions are for ugly people." ♠

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Get you a man who can do both.

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ALICE IN BORDERLAND: NIGHTMARES (all the nightmares are in italic)- They all have a nightmare about you.

Arisu:

Everything was fine; you and Karube were running in front of him, trying to find a place to hide. He saw you flinch with every gunshot blaring through the building.

He wanted to be the one to help you survive, but his tall friend had quickly grabbed you and run off, leaving him behind to follow the two of you.

Hearing a noise behind him, he turned his head to see a horsed gunman behind him; you had all been found. Arisu yelled at you and Karube to run before stumbling and falling to the ground just as the sound of gunshots began again.

Arisu screamed, watching as your body was littered with bullet holes, he had been spared by falling, but you weren't so lucky. Karube let go of you to pick up Arisu dragging him away as he cried, reaching out for you.

Waking up drenched in sweat, he sobbed even after seeing you snoring softly next to him. Losing Karube and Chota was hard enough, but there was a very real chance that he could lose you, too, at some point. That was like a living nightmare for him. ♥

Karube:

Crossing the laser border, he turns when he realizes you haven't followed him. Your visa was up, but Karube wasn't about to let you die and found a game close to where you'd been staying.

"what are you doing?" He questioned, taking a step towards you before remembering the lasers and stopping. You still hadn't taken a step closer to the game entrance.

You just cried, shaking your head and apologizing to him, "I can't do this anymore. I give up! I'm sorry, Karube." tears fall down your cheeks as you sob.

His heart drops when he understands what you're doing and there is nothing he can do about it. "No, please, I'm here. We can do this together" he could hear the voice behind him explaining that the game was about to start. "Please don't leave me."

A rumble comes from the sky as a static sound begins, one that he knows all too well. It was too late now. A red beam shot from the sky and down into your head as you dropped to the ground dead "Please, no!".

Yelling, he shot up and turned to hold you, only to see that you weren't there. He began to worry, thinking it wasn't a nightmare, when you walked into the room confused, holding a bottle of water.

Grabbing you when you climbed into bed, he breathed deeply. You were still here with him. You hadn't given up; you were still fighting for your lives together. ♦

Usagi:

She giggled, racing you to the top of the mountain. It had been a long time since she went mountain climbing. Ever since her father's death, she left the hobby behind, but you helped her get back into it.

Just as she made it to the top, she turned to mock you for being so slow when she saw you reach up to grasp onto a rocky ledge, only for it to crumble.

She screamed as you started to fall and helplessly watched as you began to plummet from the mountain, almost in slow motion. Your own shriek slowly fades out as you get further out of view before it gets deathly silent. Usagi clutches the wall tightly, sobbing, knowing you are gone.

Opening her eyes quickly, she feels her hands scrunched into balls, almost as if she were still holding onto the wall. You wordlessly wrap your hands around hers as you pull her back into your front, covering her like a blanket. "I love you," Usagi whispers as you feel a tear drop onto the top of your hand. ♣

Chishiya:

This was a situation he never thought he would be in, which was why he tried to avoid getting close to anyone in the borderland. You, however, had somehow wormed your way into his life, and now he was paying the price.

He watched you pick up the last card he needed for the deck and slyly took out more cards from your pocket. Chishiya frowned and checked his own, watching you with wide eyes when he realized his pocket was empty.

Seeing you smirking at his expression, he froze. "I'm sorry, Chishiya, but I had to do it before you betrayed me because that's what you're good at, right?".

You weren't wrong; he lied and cheated people all the time, but it felt different having you do it to him. He nodded silently as you giggled, "well, I'm better."

He could do nothing as the person he'd fallen for changed into someone he didn't recognize. What's worse is you were the only one he'd never backstab. "Goodbye, Chishiya," you whispered, holding the cards and leaving him alone in front of the burning building.

His eyes opened slowly as he thought about the dream and its meaning. Turning to his side, he watched you sleep. He knew the real you would never do that to him, so what was he subconsciously trying to tell himself? ♠

Kuina:

It was the look of disgust on your face that had her heart shattering. She thought you were far enough into your relationship to tell you her secret; she'd gotten advice from Chishiya, who even agreed to her decision to tell you.

You said you loved her, so why had that changed when she told you who she was born as? She's Kuina now, the person you said you had fallen for. Dropping her hand and pushing her away, you told her she was disgusting before walking away as she cried. "…Please don't".

Feeling you pull yourself closer to her, she realizes that she was crying in her sleep. Seeing you try to console her even in her sleep made her see how stupid her nightmare was.

You already knew all of her secrets long ago, and you had reacted with nothing but kindness and love. You loved her no matter her gender, beliefs, or differences. ♥

Niragi:

He let out a manic yell as the bullets sprayed from his gun into the crowd of people as they screamed. Everyone was diving left and right, trying to escape from him, but he wasn't letting them; body after body dropped to the ground dead.

Hearing a noise behind him, he turned with a wide grin before seeing your horrified face "Niragi? Chishiya was right. You really are a bad guy" He watched you run into the arms of a certain blond who held you in his arms safely. Niragi didn't think as he raised his gun -bang-

Niragi gasped as he sat up in bed; another loud bang of lightning made him jump. The space next to him was filled with a quietly sleeping you, exactly where he had left you when he drifted off to sleep earlier.

He brushed the hair that had fallen on your face in your sleep as he watched you for a moment while getting his breathing back to normal. You were the only thing Niragi had nightmares about, and you were the only person he cared about to actually have nightmares for. ♦

Ann:

She'd finished up with one of the bodies she had been examining and placed a sheet over it before walking over to another emotionless. There wasn't any feeling involved; she couldn't let herself feel sad for every dead body she got in here.

Cutting into the cold dead skin, she stopped seeing a familiar tattoo on the back of their shoulder. Sure it was a generic one, but it still filled her with dread knowing who it could belong to.

Her stomach dropped as she turned the body over slowly and wailed when she saw your blank face staring back up at her white eyes open into nothingness. "No!"

Jumping up, she accidentally bumped into you, causing you to groan in your sleep. She quickly realized her mistake and lay back with you, throwing an arm over your waist and holding you tighter than before as she stared at that small tattoo on your bare shoulder. ♣

Mira:

She watched through the screen as the words 'Game Over' lit up over your picture in shock before a laser came down from the sky, burning through your head.

Mira watched in heartbreak as your knees buckled under the pressure of your dead weight. You lost a game of hearts. One of her games. It wasn't supposed to be like this.

You'd gone in for her. She asked you to watch over her game, so she had more time to prepare others. Now you were gone, and there was nothing she could do about it.

With a gasp, she opened her eyes as she turned in bed, feeling you next to her, but her heart still hurt from the pain of the nightmare. It almost made her feel bad about the designs of her games. Almost. ♠

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Incorrect Quotes

Characters as quotes from...

Rupaul's Drag Race

Hikari Kuina

'That's my girl'

A person from Kuina’s past comes to the beach and threaten to tell her secret, she soon spirals down at the hateful abuse she receives and you try to help her.

Mira Kanō

Meeting Mira

You meet Mira in a game of hearts where she decides to show you her world of being the Queen of Hearts.

Most To Least

Most to least likely to be dominant in the bedroom

Multiple Characters

How you meet

How they do karaoke

Nightmares

Their POV on when you meet

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Incorrect Quotes

Imagines

Mammon's Birthday

Multiple Characters

How they kiss Part one Part two

Secret Santa

Obey Me | Dating Game | RAD Edition

Welcome to the Devildom.

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at the Royal Academy of Diavolo.

We are looking forward to welcoming you as part of our new exchange program.

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Incorrect Quotes

Katsuki Bakugo

Sign language

You learned sign language to be able to annoy your boyfriend from across the classroom.

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Alice In Borderland

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