misterkingdom

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Is there an award for biggest projector? This wins by a longshot.

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the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

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dni my idea of romance is being hunted like deer with a bow and arrow

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baffled by all the people who have been like "weird that they cast demi moore in this role when she's still gorgeous idgi" that's literally?? the point?? that you could be the most beautiful older woman on earth & still be devalued and made to feel ugly by society & then internalize those feelings regardless of any objective beauty??

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"Just for reference that was Louis de Pointe du Lac just now making his fangs... come out."

Interview with the Vampire Season 2 | Episode 5 "Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape"

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I have a poet's soul and a swiss cheese brain.

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BEYONCÉ Chapter 02 "POOL HALL" LEVIIS JEANS

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You smoked shaky cigarette after shaky cigarette. You shook more than you do now.

Luke Brandon Field as Daniel Molloy INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.05

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oh thanks for the compliment, unfortunately i don’t believe you.

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.