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Scream 2 (1997) dir. Wes Craven

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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

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getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

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The holdback lavender tricolors, who are sweet little angels. Figuring for my life to get bigger color patches on them, but otherwise they're well marked and personalities are great!

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Not a tail but a pillow

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The whole greatsword scabbard discourse gets me because, like, we know the answer to this one. We've got primary sources talking about it. The answer to "how do you carry a weapon that's more than a yard or so long" is:

If you don't think you'll need it on short notice and you're lucky enough to have access to a wagon or other means of transport, you don't carry it at all – you stick it in the wagon.

If you do think you'll need it on short notice or you don't have a wagon, you just carry it in your hands everywhere you go and constantly complain about how dumb and awkward that is, unless you're a professional mercenary and/or independently wealthy, in which case you hire a guy to follow you around carrying it in his hands everywhere you go and he complains about how dumb and awkward that is (though probably not while you're listening).

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I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]

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I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

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“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

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