milfsanatomy
the ladies & theydies of shondaland 🔥
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milfsanatomy · 1 year ago
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it fills me with a kind of sense of pride seeing some of the silly lil posts i make popping up in peoples tiktoks and when i see posts from blogs i recognise too. but please, if you’re going to make an incorrect criminal minds quotes tiktok montage, please please don’t crop our usernames from the posts. especially if you’re not planning to credit any of the blogs you love anywhere else across your content. some of us create this content just for fun, but some creators put alot of thought and work into the posts they make, and we all deserve to see our goofy content give the credit it deserves, not for tiktok creators vaguely implying it’s their own work. thanks, milfsincrime.
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milfsanatomy · 2 years ago
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i think milf age would be like at least 30-35? what do u say?
me, aged 30, agreeing with you to feel better about my hair slowly going grey for years already.
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milfsanatomy · 2 years ago
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okay but consider amelia/teddy
teddy comes back to seattle to be chief of staff at grey sloan and she and amelia immediately hit it off
she left so abruptly that teddy is not as friendly with owen and arizona and co. as she once was, plus she’s their boss so yeah, she’ll take whatever friend she can get
amelia adores her, of course. she’s a badass and funny and so strong and amelia is kind of in awe of her, really. coffee with teddy is pretty much the highlight of her day, and the blonde’s smile immediately puts her at ease, whether over lattes or in the OR. 
they both lost the people who were closest to them. they both had the love of their lives die. it’s something that ties them together, something amelia knows owen will never be able to understand. 
most of all, teddy doesn’t push. she just listens. she allows her to rave and complain and doesn’t judge, which is so different from maggie and meredith she’s pretty shocked but also impressed. 
after fights with owen, she goes to teddy’s. she sits on teddy’s couch under a fluffy blanket with a mug of tea in her hands and more often than not, falls asleep on the blonde’s shoulder. 
UNTIL. until. 
she storms out on owen, it’s pouring rain and she shows up to teddy’s freezing cold and dripping in the middle of the night. teddy hands her a pair of fresh leggings and sweatshirt that smell like her perfume, and she lies across from teddy in her bed at night and watches the moonlight spread across the blonde’s face. 
“what are you thinking?” teddy whispers, brushing a lock of dark hair out of amelia’s eyes. 
amelia bites her lip. “i’m thinking about how badly i want to kiss you.”
teddy is the only one who gets to call her ‘amy’ now. she’s the only person she trusts enough. her attraction to teddy is stronger than any drug she’s ever done, and she can’t bring herself to feel too guilty when she curls around teddy, hands buried in blonde hair, legs tangled, and it feels like her heart has finally started to beat again. 
it’s wrong. everything about it is wrong, but teddy is like a magnet to her, and she can’t stay away. the more things deteriorate with owen, the more she leans on teddy and then -
and then she’s in love with her. she’s loved her more than she’s ever loved anyone, because teddy understands her more than anyone. she’s hopelessly in love with her - candle houses, post-it note weddings in love and it’s tearing her apart. 
teddy gets offered a prestigious position in boston. “i mean, there’s nothing for me here. right?” and amelia can’t bring herself to say anything because her lungs are squeezing her heart so tight she can’t speak because she can not lose teddy, no matter what. 
so she kisses her senseless in front of the entire hospital. 
teddy goes, she stays. what she doesn’t expect is for owen to hand her  divorce papers, already signed. “if you love her, then go to her. go get your girl, amelia.” 
she smiles, signs her name on the dotted line, and gets on the first plane to boston. when she shows up at teddy’s door, her heart is screaming in her chest and she can barely contain her anticipation. 
and when teddy kisses her, it feels like the beginning of the rest of her life.
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milfsanatomy · 2 years ago
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milfsanatomy · 2 years ago
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how do u make friends
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milfsanatomy · 2 years ago
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how do u make friends
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milfsanatomy · 2 years ago
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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caterina saying herself that amelia has always been a queer character made my love for the both of them grow so much. so good to hear it from the actress when there are so many “fans” trying to invalidate amelia’s sexuality.
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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ben: i folded all of the laundry
bailey: your way or the right way?
ben: i am refolding the laundry
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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meredith: how many cookies did you eat roughly?
andrew: i ate them gentle
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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maya: carina calling me “bambina” is my favourite thing. indeed i am. you’re damn right. say it again.
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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meredith: just be yourself. say something nice.
cristina: which one? i can’t do both.
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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maya: carina look, i’m melting butter!
carina: that’s great bambina, you now have the cooking skills of a hot day
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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andy: why are you always like this when you lose?
maya: i’m not
jack: what about the great jenga tantrum of station 19?
maya: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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carina: i just keep getting these headaches
jack: *walks into the room*
carina: my headache is back
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milfsanatomy · 3 years ago
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amelia: why can’t you see this plan from my perspective?
herman: *sits on the floor*
amelia: listen here y-
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