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My favorite moo deng memes
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Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…
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this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures
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This is me when I think about how I was so intelligent in grad school, and even when I was teaching, but now I'm so spoopid. 🥲
goddddddd i feel so fucking stupid all the time i feel like that meme of the ogre reading joyce
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the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it
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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls
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